Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES When this show gets to 88 episodes, you're gonna hear some serious shit!  On the July edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys tackle everything from Back To The Future to Judge Dredd.  Justin is in the driver's seat for Word Association and tells his Steve Guttenberg story, DJ is forced to say something nice about Transformers: The Last Knight, Matt talks Castlevan...

Thunder in Paradise PG  1993 ‧ Adventure ‧ 1h 44m         With all of the remakes coming out these days we figured doing Thunder in Paradise would help our chances of getting Hurricane Spencer and Bru back on the waters kicking ass on silver screen, or maybe not.         Terry "Hulk" Hogan stars as R. J. "Hurricane" Spencer who is an ex-Navy S. E. A. L. and confirmed bachelor struggling to make en...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES   Oh what a time to be alive! That's what we keep hearing. And yes, it's true, it is quite a time to be alive when you get to listen to another edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast. Because, boy, let me tell you what, this one is a real doozy!   DJ, Justin, and Matt cover it all with their monthly news roundup that runs the gamet of nonsense to non-sensical.   And if you...

Deadly Prey 1987 ‧ Drama/Action ‧ 1h 28m     In Vietnam, he was the best... He still is! You've requested it, We watched it! Deadly Prey is a fun film no doubt about that, might not be great film but boy is this a stupid fun time of a watch. So put on those short shorts and do some killing!    Colonel Hogan is a ruthless former military officer who trains a large group of former U.S. Servicemen as...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES    April Fools...this isn't really a podcast post....... so here's a picture of a Ryan Gosling eating cereal.       .....just kidding....maybe...but i mean just look at that sexy guy eating that cereal. This month we make our grand return with all sorts of goodies. The fellas belly up to the bar to talk the news and their life failures in "What's On Tap." We're also in the fig...

  It's been a long time, we shouldn't have left you, without a podcast to step to....step to, step to...you get it; it's like that Aaliyah song.   We gave you a movie commentary to quench that junkie's thirst for our imminent return, but nothing can prepare you for this month's podcast that is sure to give you heart palpitations.   From the sultry tones of Al Pacino as he talks nipple clamps and s...

1989 | Action | 92 min  Ready for a trip to Savage Beach? Come and enjoy beautiful our water Wine and dine with at the island's number 1 restaurant.  And come see the last of what the 80's have to offer in Andy Sidaris'...   Savage Beach  TRAILER   Ladies and Gentlemen WE ARE BACK! THE WOMEN! THE GUNS! THE OVER THE TOP CRAZIEST ACTION SCENES!   Ah... 2017 is going to be a good year! All new 90's A...

This is it guys and girls, the end of an era! The piece of shit known as 2016 is dead. 2016 was nothing but a douche to us all. Think about it, all horrible and horrific stuff. Don't believe me? Fine. Let me ask you, name one thing that was good about 2016? Still waiting... Anything? Yeah we feel you. So to end the year and ring in a new one we have a Mini End of the Year Wrap Up Show! A podcast t...

Merry Christmas! From Simplistic Reviews Silent Night, Deadly Night: Part 2 1987 ‧ R‧ Drama/Slasher ‧ 1h 28min   Trailer     The sequel picks up on Christmas Eve some years after the first movie, with Ricky Caldwell, the 18-year-old brother of the first film's killer, now being held in a mental hospital , awaiting trial for a series of murders that he committed. While being interviewed by the psyc...

Suicide Squad - Extended Cut 2 hours, 14 minutes   Seriously? Yes I don't know why but we did another WB extended-we-don't-give-you-the-full-movie-the-first-time-cut. What to say about a poorly made film. I mean a 8 year old with iMovie could do a better editing job. And I feel bad for bringing the 8 year old this luckluster piece of crap. DJ says it the best. "This is the biggest disappointment o...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES   On this Thanksgiving episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys talk about turkey and Donald Trump...A Minecraft movie and Donald Trump...Shelley Duvall and Donald Trump and who would win in a fight between Dracula and the Wolfman...oh an also why tackle our new Presidential overlord Donald J. Drumpf...all that and more on a turkey day episode of the Simplistic Revi...

YOUTUBE LINK CHECK US OUT FOR MATURE AUDIENCES On this spooktacular Halloween episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys discuss everything that goes bump in the night...from Deadpool director woes to a Captain Planet film from Leo. Matthew solves the mystery that is the Madea films. And the boys try to guess each other's Halloween costumes in a segment we're calling What Are You Supposed...

  Child's Play 2  Play trailer on YouTube 1990 ‧ Slasher/Thriller ‧ 1h 24m     Movie Commentary Friday! (Is that a thing?) Hey everyone! Welcome to another Movie Commentary. Halloween is creeping up on us so we're continuing with some more movies about murdering. Only this time its a grown man trapped into the workings of a children's doll. (Cue Disney themed music) Whats that?! Another bloody mov...

Welcome to another Friday Night Family Movie Night!  Beware! Children at Play1hr 34mins | Horror | 1989  Well that happened... DJ and Justin just watched Beware Children at Play. And...Well...It's not so great. It is a slow boring movie that only picks up right at the end. Sure the topic of murdering demoniac crazy children is a fun idea to use in a movie but if you don't do anything with it then...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY This month's show is themed around the genius of the late and great Gene Wilder. As we honor his legacy, we create our very own film monstrosities with a new segment called, "Frankenstein's Monster." Think soap in pillow cases and jackets with scorpions on the back... We also "blaze" our own saddles and whip out some news in "Excuse Me While I Whip This Out." All this, an...

Friday the 13th Part III 1982 | Slasher | 1hr 35min Welcome to the first ever 3D Podcast! How is a audio only podcast in 3D? We have no idea... Requested by  Bradley Taylor , Friday the 13th Part III once again follows murderer Jason Voorhees, who as a child drowned off the waters of Camp Crystal Lake. Is there anyone that can put an end to Jason's murderous rampage?  Friday the 13th Part III is a...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY On this August edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys come back from their vacation and catch up with what they missed.  JD Duran from  Insession  Film joins them for a game of Word Association and a brand new game called Simplistic Submarine.  The entire  Insession  family also helps the boys with their ode to Jason Bourne.  Yo-Ho-Ho mateys! All that and mor...

Batman V Superman  2016 | Superhero | 181 minutes Today on this 4th of July we fight a 3hr war, one we thought we would lose. But we made it through all 3hrs of Zack Snyder's poor choices to bring you another Simplistic Reviews Movie Commentary. We're sure you have better things to do today. Drink and Eating come to mind. But the time may come when you must watch that Batman V SupermanDawn of Just...

Picasso Trigger 1988 | Action | 1hr 39mins   It's Friday! So we thought another   Movie Commentary was in order! Continuing our marathon of the one and only Andy Sidaris. If this is your first time, Sidaris is the king of B-Rated films that pretty much only contains the 3 elements any film really ever needs Bullets, Babes and Sex! Today we let lose on Picasso Trigger, another solid entry into the...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY On the May edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast...Justin Polizzi...absolutely...LOSES IT!  Matt and DJ are powerless to stop him from  embracing the dark side and unleashing his anger about the new Ghostbusters movies...and Finding Dory...and Spider-Man Homecoming...and the television upfront trailers for Lethal Weapon, MacGyver and Training Day.  Polizzi's unbridled...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY If you listened to the cold open to Episode 68 of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, guest starring  Matty Negs  from  Negs Best Thing  and Al Pacino, you might have heard Julie in the background taping something in the recording studio.  In this Bonus Content clip, you can hear exactly what she was saying on her side of the glass. Check us out on  Facebook ,  Twitter ,  You...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY On this “Spring Cleaning” episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Matty Negs from Negs Best Thing Podcast helps us talk remakes of TV shows, reboots of Robin Williams films, Game Of Thrones, Prince, Coolio, and movie character fights to the death.  Oh and Al Pacino reads the phone book for us. All that and more on the April edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. No...

Ready for another Police Academy Movie Commentary? Nether are we... But hey this is the last movie in the series and without a doubt better then that last one.  So for that last time (Thank God) Grab that popcorn, get ready for dick jokes and enjoy the fact that there is no more Comdt. Mauser Ladies and Gentlemen this is... Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol1987 | 1hr 28min | Comedy We are final...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY On this ORDER 66 Episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys get prepped for Batman V Superman with a brand new skit.  Matt accepts our award from GeekCast Radio Network for best podcast. And to prove that they can be fair, the boys play a round of Simply Say Anything.  Trailers, Indiana Jones, and Daredevil talk.  All this and more on the March edition of the Sim...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY You've heard from the experts...now hear from the madmen from Simplistic Reviews as they predict who will and who should win at the 2016 Oscars.  Don't worry, the boys do their best to skate around the #OscarsSoWhite issue.  What, are you kidding?  They tackle it head on with enough irreverence that even Spike Lee flinch.  They also tackle other topics like R rated animat...