Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

  School might be out for summer, but not the Simplistic Reviews Podcast. We are back with special guest  Dan "The Comic Book Concierge" Clark  from  The GeekCast Radio Network  and  CinemaGeeks Podcast , a couple of call-in friends of ours stop by, and we discuss everything from IHOP changing to IHOB, Hailee Steinfeld having Shape Of Water sex with an Autobot, and of course, the real problem with...

Justice League PG-13  2017 ‧ Fantasy/Science fiction film ‧ 2 hours Fuelled by his restored faith in humanity, and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Bruce Wayne enlists newfound ally Diana Prince to face an even greater threat. Together, Batman and Wonder Woman work quickly to recruit a team to stand against this newly-awakened enemy. Despite the formation of an unprecedented league of heroes i...

Justice League PG-13  2017 ‧ Fantasy/Science fiction film ‧ 2 hours Fuelled by his restored faith in humanity, and inspired by Superman's selfless act, Bruce Wayne enlists newfound ally Diana Prince to face an even greater threat. Together, Batman and Wonder Woman work quickly to recruit a team to stand against this newly-awakened enemy. Despite the formation of an unprecedented league of heroes i...

House II: The Second Story PG-13  1987 ‧ Adventure/Horror ‧ 1h 28m   A man (Arye Gross) and his friend (Jonathan Stark) exhume an ancestor (Royal Dano) in the house  where his parents were killed.   Initial release: August 28, 1987 Director:  Ethan Wiley Budget: 3 million USD Producer:  Sean S. Cunningham Production company:  New World Pictures   Well you can't say we don't love you. Today Matt an...

House II: The Second Story PG-13  1987 ‧ Adventure/Horror ‧ 1h 28m   A man (Arye Gross) and his friend (Jonathan Stark) exhume an ancestor (Royal Dano) in the house  where his parents were killed.   Initial release: August 28, 1987 Director:  Ethan Wiley Budget: 3 million USD Producer:  Sean S. Cunningham Production company:  New World Pictures   Well you can't say we don't love you. Today Matt an...

This isn't a joke...the boys are back on the airwaves with another edition of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast...or are they? You be the judge of whether you think they're back or not. I might be telling you here that they are back, but are they truly "back." And if their back, where are they back from? The Future, School, Training, To Back, In Black, Rubs, In The Habit, For The First Time, again, i...

Undefeatable R  1994 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 35m  4.1/10 · IMDb The boys of Simplistic Reviews are back! Let's be honest you never believed Ep. 100 was our last... did you? No we can't stop with all these crappy movies out there. Plus the current world we live in needs some terrible grotesque jokes. So sit back, turn off the lights and enjoy some undefeatable puns...no...they suck...its pretty sad....

Undefeatable R  1994 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 35m  4.1/10 · IMDb The boys of Simplistic Reviews are back! Let's be honest you never believed Ep. 100 was our last... did you? No we can't stop with all these crappy movies out there. Plus the current world we live in needs some terrible grotesque jokes. So sit back, turn off the lights and enjoy some undefeatable puns...no...they suck...its pretty sad....

  It’s here!     No, not your tax return… No, not another government shutdown… No, not an actual picture of Venom… It’s the 100th episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast!  We got a guest list so prestigious and respected, it should run for president…please…someone…anyone…run for president.  So if you’re going on a short drive on a long road or a long walk off a short pier, stick this in your ear...

Killer Workout 1987 ‧ 1h 25m Killer Workout, also known under the original title Aerobicide, is a 1986 American slasher film written and directed by David A. Prior. It stars Marcia Karr, David James Campbell, Fritz Matthews, Ted Prior, and Teresa Van der Woude.  Wikipedia Director:  David A. Prior Screenplay:  David A. Prior Music composed by:  Todd Hayen Producers:  David Winters ,  Marc Winters...

Killer Workout 1987 ‧ 1h 25m Killer Workout, also known under the original title Aerobicide, is a 1986 American slasher film written and directed by David A. Prior. It stars Marcia Karr, David James Campbell, Fritz Matthews, Ted Prior, and Teresa Van der Woude.  Wikipedia Director:  David A. Prior Screenplay:  David A. Prior Music composed by:  Todd Hayen Producers:  David Winters ,  Marc Winters...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES The boys at Simplistic Reviews are back for a brand new year of hijinks, hilarity, intrigue, and murder...well maybe not that last one.  On the January edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the gang not only tries to unravel the mystery of January Jones' secret baby daddy, they also discuss Star Wars, Star Trek, The Crown, The Wire, and the 1991 Macaulay Culkin animated s...

Fit to Kill R  1993 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 34m   L.E.T.H.A.L. Agents Donna and Nicole, accompany and protect a wealthy Asian businessman and his rare diamond against a sinister international jewel thief. Release: 1993 Director: Andy Sidaris Screenplay: Andy Sidaris There isn't anything to say about this film except it is amazing! Please...Stop whatever your doing and watch this film now! Honestly...

Fit to Kill R  1993 ‧ Thriller/Action ‧ 1h 34m   L.E.T.H.A.L. Agents Donna and Nicole, accompany and protect a wealthy Asian businessman and his rare diamond against a sinister international jewel thief. Release: 1993 Director: Andy Sidaris Screenplay: Andy Sidaris There isn't anything to say about this film except it is amazing! Please...Stop whatever your doing and watch this film now! Honestly...

Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman R  2000 ‧ Slasher/Fantasy ‧ 1h 31m _____________________________________________________________________________   Sam (Christopher Allport) is traumatized by his experience the previous Christmas, battling Jack Frost (Matt Falletta), a murderous snowman possessed by a serial killer. His wife, Anne (Eileen Seeley), thinks a trip to the tropics wil...

Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman R  2000 ‧ Slasher/Fantasy ‧ 1h 31m _____________________________________________________________________________   Sam (Christopher Allport) is traumatized by his experience the previous Christmas, battling Jack Frost (Matt Falletta), a murderous snowman possessed by a serial killer. His wife, Anne (Eileen Seeley), thinks a trip to the tropics wil...

Elves 1989 ‧ Drama/Horror ‧ 1h 29m ____________________________________________________________________________ A department-store Santa Claus (Dan Haggerty) discovers a Neo-Nazi plot to mate a nice girl (Julie Austin) with an elf in Colorado. Release date:  October 24, 1989 Director: Jeffrey Mandel Screenplay: Jeffrey Mandel Music composed by: Vladimir Horunzhy Production company : Action Interna...

Elves 1989 ‧ Drama/Horror ‧ 1h 29m ____________________________________________________________________________ A department-store Santa Claus (Dan Haggerty) discovers a Neo-Nazi plot to mate a nice girl (Julie Austin) with an elf in Colorado. Release date:  October 24, 1989 Director: Jeffrey Mandel Screenplay: Jeffrey Mandel Music composed by: Vladimir Horunzhy Production company : Action Interna...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES On this early holiday addition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys discuss all the Hollywood news they missed while on Thanksgiving break during an edition of Can You Dig It. They also review everything from The Punisher to Vice Principals during TV Roundup. They even get to try out some new impressions during the game Simply Quotable…and all this is bookended by Justi...

Killer Klowns from Outer Space PG-13 ‧ 1988 ‧ Science fiction film/Cult film ‧ 1h 28m     When teenagers Mike (Grant Cramer) and Debbie (Suzanne Snyder) see a comet crash outside their sleepy small town, they investigate and discover a pack of murderous aliens who look very much like circus clowns. They try to warn the local authorities, but everyone assumes their story is a prank. Meanwhile, the...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES On this October episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Matthew takes the reigns and guides us on a spooky journey which takes us from Harvey Weinstein, to Tyrese & Rock beefs, to Rush Hour sequels.  The boys play the game where crossdressing is totally allowed, What Are You Supposed to be, and we all try to figure out the name of the black guy who hosted Nick Arcade.  All...

    In the edition of Simplistic Interviews, Matt "sits down" with director, Lou Simon, and discusses her newest film, "Lou Simon's 3."   CLICK HERE for the entire Youtube interview and check out all of here social media below: MAIN SITE TWITTER INSTAGRAM IMDB FACEBOOK

Samurai Cop 1991 ‧ Crime film/Thriller ‧ 1h 36m Play trailer on YouTube     Release date:January 1, 1989 ( USA ) Director: Amir Shervan Screenplay:  Amir Shervan Film series:  Samurai Cop Film Series Well we know how to pick them don't we? Movie Commentary is back but this time with MORE ACTION! MORE BABES AND MORE INCREDIBLE LINE READING! What the hell is Samurai Cop? You may be asking... Well ac...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES Hello friends and soon-to-be enemies!  Since its Labor Day Weekend, the gang at Simplistic Reviews thought it would be a great time to get back to work.  But it wasn't all fun and games on our Summer break.  The fellas got a brand new studio...a brand new intern...and brand new ideas to pollute your brain with...like a sitcom about Hitler and Eva Braun or the craziest idea for...

Gymkata 1985 ‧ R ‧ Action/Action/Adventure ‧ 1h 30m (Trailer) YouTube It's that time of the year again, August. The month we all hated as it was the end of our summer vacation and the beginning of back to school. So a little treat is needed and what could be better then Olympic gymnast Kurt Thomas, who combines his gymnastic ability with martial arts to enter a deadly competition? I'm going to gue...