Simplistic Reviews Podcasts

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY    On this Law & Order/Valentine's Day-centric episode of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Jay Cluitt from Life Vs. Film and the Lamb joins the boys to discuss important topics like Earl Grey, Parliament, Paul Giamatti, Mr. T, and Christopher Walken.  Also the boys take some time to admit some of their worst movie and television sins in another edition of Simply Ashamed. A...

Malibu Express1985 | Crime/Mystery | 1hr 45minsFUN FOR MATURE AUDIENCES Cody Abiliene is a semi-successful private detective desperately in need of a big (and well-paying) case. When he's hired to solve the murder of Contessa Luciana's husband, he jumps at the chance. In between investigating the many women around the Contessa's estate, Abilene eventually uncovers a complex case of espionage and b...

Police Academy 3: Back in Training1986 | Comedy(?) | 1hr 23minsSHIT FOR MATURE AUDIENCES   We did it! Call us crazy but we did it! When police funding is cut, Governor Neilson announces that one of the city's two police academies will have to be closed down. To make it fair, Neilson announces a competition to determine which academy will stay opened. Commandant Eric Lassard calls back some of his...

George Lucas did it. Why can't we? We figured it was best since today Star Wars: The Force Awakens comes out.  So don't get mad and if you would like to write out letter to complain, send that mail to 5858 Lucas Valley Road, Nicasio, CA 94946

With only 1 day till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens Along with  Jay Cluitt , the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Simplistic Theater And today we bring you Episode VI Return Of The Jedi 

With only 2 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens Along with  Jay Cluitt , the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Simplistic Theater And today we bring you Episode V The Empire Strikes Back 

With only 3 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens Along with  Jay Cluitt , the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Simplistic Theater And today we bring you Episode IV A New Hope  

With only 4 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens Along with  Jay Cluitt , the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Simplistic Theater And today we bring you Episode III Revenge Of The Sith   

With only 5 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens Along with  Jay Cluitt , the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Simplistic Theater And today we bring you Episode II Attack Of The Clones

With only 6 days till the release of Star Wars: The Force Awakens Along with  Jay Cluitt , the gang from Simplistic Reviews thought it would be best to do some reenacting of all 6 films. Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Simplistic Theater And today we bring you Episode I The Phantom Menace 

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY Happy Jew Year friends and family. The Simplistic Reviews Crew is back, and boy are they going to let you have it....not their virginity, we're all still clearly waiting for the right one to give that away to.... This month the boys try to find a way to make "Making a Murderer" the new #1 Comedy on CBS, to DJ's everylasting black rage involving Michael Bay as Transformers...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES On this holiday episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast, Matthew's Judeism is put to the test, Justin continues to try and make sense of the Prequels, DJ laments over Die Hard, and the boys have a hell of a time writing letters to Santa, spinning dreidels and breaking down the finale of Fargo.  All this and more on our Ho-Ho-Ho Holiday Show. NOTES Quentin vs Disney Independe...

ICEBREAKER Trailer  2000 | Action/Drama/Poorly Made | 90mins At the the Killington ski resort something has gone awry. Evil terrorists led by the sinister Greig have taken the resort hostage with a stolen nuclear device. It's up to Ski Patrol bum Matt Foster to save the day... and his fiancé. How did someone think a knockoff of Die Hard with Sean Astin would be a good idea? It's that time of the y...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCE Fall has fallen and the boys at Simplistic Reviews have taken it upon themselves to kick off the Thanksgiving Month right.  There's Ronda Rousey Roadhouse talk, an uncensored Julie, Kelly LeBrock reminiscing and a good old fashioned game of Kill, F%*k, Marry. All this in more in a turkey filled episode of The Simplistic Reviews Podcast NOTES The Usual Suspects Ronda Rousey Loss...

Happy Halloween! Today is Halloween and to celebrate we figured what would be a better way then with the very unappreciated but great... Halloween 3: Season of the Witch 98 mins | Horror | 1982 FOR MATURE AUDIENCES The gang gathers around for this Halloween film that doesn't feature Micheal Myers but does feature but not limited to, Killer Halloween Masks! Commercialization of the Halloween! Witch...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES To celebrate this creepy time of year, why not hang with the creepiest movie aficionados in the biz.  On this Halloween edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast, the boys talk candy...fall TV premieres...Ronda Rousey's Roadhouse and Hayden Christensen. This episode is filled to the brim with tricks and treats.  Grab your machete, your knife glove, and put on your inside out W...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES Today's Sunday Movie is... Hard Ticket to Hawaii 96mins / Action / 1987 There are films that come and go. Great films that missed the limelight and never get the recognition they deserve. Then there is Hard Ticket To Hawaii, a film that's not amazing but we are glad it was made. It's a crazy film that feels like they honestly just run and gun it. And even though this film isn'...

     FOR MATURE AUDIENCES Sharpen your pencils and grab your loose-leaf notebooks.  It's the "back to school" edition of the Simplistic Reviews Podcast.  On this episode, the boys tackle Jesse Spano's horrible drug problem, Patty Mayonnaise's slutty behavior, and Max Landis' ego. Speaking of schooling, Matt and DJ also pay up on a debt and discuss the high school spy film Barely Lethal, starring O...

                                                    FOR MATURE AUDIENCES Alright!  Alright!  The world can keep on spinning, cuz The Simplistic Reviews Podcast is back!  The irreverency level of the podcasting universe has just gone up as the boys barrel back into the world of movies and television once again.  First they catch up with some of the stuff they missed with our annual segment Can You...

A secret agent is murdered!  Can his son, a high school gymnast, along with a spy catch the man/woman who killed him?  Team up with DJ and Justin to find out on the next Monday Night Movie Night! Never Too Young To Die 92 mins / Action / 1986 Secret agent Drew Stargrove is brutally murdered by the ruthless Van Ragnar. In this action-packed Bond-style thriller, the murdered secret agent's son, Lanc...

We are back again for another Monday Night Movie Night! After that big  50th episode  we took a bit of a break and sat down to watch the 1986 classic Back to School. We figured a few laughs was in order since a murder took place on that last podcast. Back to School 96 mins / Comedy / 1986 "To help his discouraged son get through college, a fun-loving and obnoxious rich businessman decides to enter...

  FOR (MOSTLY) IMMATURE AUDIENCES Normal podcasts usually hit their 50th podcast roughly before their first year of existence.  Good podcasts that pump out constant content on a normal basis won't even make a big deal about their 50th podcast.  Superior podcasts will look at what we're doing and probably scoff at our sheer ineptitude to barely put out a single podcast every month.  Well, it's a go...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES This is it! The penultimate episode before 50th episode extravaganza! You'll swoon for June as the boys discover that there is no safe joke to be made about Caitlyn Jenner.  They instead decide to tackle stories such as a Big Trouble In Little China reboot, a Jack Bauer spinoff, and a James Bond free for all on Simplistic Showcase.  Justin and DJ later pay off a debt and discu...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES It's Monday  Movie Night Movie Commentary! Police Academy 2:  Their First Assignment 1985 / Comedy / 87 mins We already watched the classic Police Academy.  So now we continue this marathon with its sequel Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment. Many movie franchises have had equality or superior sequels. Movie franchises like The Godfather, The Dark Knight, Star Wars. Polic...

FOR MATURE AUDIENCES In honor of Mother's Day, The Simplistic Reviews Podcast has assembled their regular team of badass motherf*%kers to ring in the month of May. They touch on Suicide Squad...they touch on the Joss Whedon haters...they touch on Tom Brady's balls...all in an effort to entertain you.  So sit back, give it a listen, and say hello to your mother for me. 6:37 Simplistic Showcase 36:5...