Simon Says... Podcast

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 91! In this episode, Sean is excited about the new movie about "Wagon Train," Charley hates gummy candy and Matty found a TV weather report he might enjoy.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 90! In this episode, Sean drags all of us down the "Sunny" rabbit hole, Charley won't need her kitchen in our three-kitchen shared house, and Matty tells everyone about this new show "Ozark" he's just started watching.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 89! In this episode, Matty is closing the doors to the baby making factory, Charley weighs the options of living next door to her relatives and if a raccoon comes in your house is he automatically your pet?

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 88! In this episode, we learn from Charley that some people hickey easier than others, Sean and Jennifer Aniston might not work out, and Matty stalks a neighbor over their cool Halloween display.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 87! In this episode, Matty wants to lie on the ground watching tv with his pet bear, Charley will only accept her free car with a dead body in the trunk if it's a brand new Mercedes and Sean finds the best way possible to collect dust.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 86! In this episode, Sean channels Paul Bunyon to get his TV back on track, Charley relives the best cassette tapes to get Teddy Ruxpin to say and Matty doesn't want to talk about butt hair.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 85! In this episode, we try and assemble the perfect last meal and Matty's for sure includes all the dairy, Sean try's to decide if he wants to be Tenspeed or Brown Shoe and Charley looks around for spare cash for a Cameo from Kimmy Gibbler.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 84! In this episode, we take some calls from Anita Huginkiss and Phil McKracken, Sean shares his favorite Tony Hawk memories, Charley mulls over growing her hair out past 6 feet and Matty finds things to lick.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 83! In this episode, Matty finds out apparently you can go to the zoo too much, Charley lies like a man, and Sean forces everyone to listen to phone calls (just kidding... we love it!)

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 82! In this episode, Sean and Matty have a MASSIVE fight over nuts, Charley shares a cautionary tale about where NOT to keep your kidney beans and Sean reveals some shocking news!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 81! In this episode, we warn you if your finger gets bitten off don't let a seagull eat it, Sean is going to travel in time to get his dinosaur pet Scooty, Charley wanders around her house talking to her dog ALL the time, and Matty is buying a swagger stick on Amazon for his fake modeling school.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 80! In this episode, Sean and Matty carry on without Charley to talk about how if you want to make Sean squirm mention old Kale and botflies, Matty's working on his RBF in meetings, and Sean will be turning heads in his new Pizza Hut Track Suit!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 79! In this episode, the Olympics are in full swing and everyone's talking about... the butts, Sean wants Pizza Hut's red cups while Charley wants her plaid work shirt, and why is Matty wearing a pineapple shirt while holding lawn gnomes and a giant metal star?

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 78! In this episode, we find out similarities between Charley and a drunk lady parking her car on the red ball in front of Target, Sean tries to order food from a restaurant across the globe and Matty is REALLY into art.

In this episode, Matty is on vacation, so what will Sean & Charley talk about? A clown car full of uninvited guests, how not to have whiter teeth, the body part that women are worried about and Sean can't say, and the answer to the question, "Is this Salsa too old?" 

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 76! In this episode, Charley and Matty try to carry on without Sean, turns out the secret to long life for women is Hershey's Kisses but for men it's not quite as much fun, shout out to our listener Mark (Charley's Cousin) for helping to cure hiccups, and Charley turns down gift flossers.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 75! In this episode, Sean cringes his way through a list of the most uncomfortable words, Matty doesn't care if your hair is in his food cause he's eaten bugs before, and Charley loves hearing how she's saying the word "sentence" wrong.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 74! In this episode, Sean reminds everyone to look for your wallet in your jean jacket pocket, Charley gives you travel tips on what to do with your bag of stuff and Matty shows off his new Juggalo face tattoo!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 73! In this episode, Matty and Charley dive into the joys of flying when your plane has a dead battery, one day that '97 Civic Matty had would be a classic car and Charley is doubling down on winning big on the $100,000 Pyramid!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 72! In this episode, you may have a lot of money but do you have go to space and not get a souvenir money, we play "What's In Sean's Cole Haans," Charley smuggles drinks where?!, and Matty can't wait for "Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Hoveround."

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 71! In this episode, if you could feed any zoo animal Flaming Hot Cheetos, which would you choose, 1980's mullet Sean was rejected from a teen job, Charlie would eat a snake just to show it who's boss, and Matty talks about what creature's ribs he's eaten.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 70! In this episode, Charley wishes she could steal stuff from the Friends set, Sean's kid is blowing that french horn real good around actual other kids, Prince Harry told Oprah how he wants to be a real normal boy, and Matty sings his favorite song from Instagram Reels. 

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 69! In this episode, we talk about who's tested the waters on going out in public without their mask, Matty regrets not having getting his new puffy lips prior to the big mask-off reveal of his face, Sean's headed to Lollapalooza to marry Miley Cyrus and see The Backseat Lovers, and Charley explains how she is 35 years old.

It's the Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 68 is chock full of goodness, like the time Matty's parents censored all of his music - or did they? The places we have to go when we go "home", how NOT to teach our kids to drive, wondering if we have enough friends, and the celebrity breakups that hit us in the feels. 

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 67! In this episode, Mother's Day is nearly here so start gluing macaroni to construction paper, Sean's a big boy now who washes his own towels, Charley lays out why she's glad she didn't do her makeup, and Matty tries to trick a payphone with a recording of change.