Simon Says... Podcast

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 66! In this episode, Sean reads off famous lines from movies without saying what movies they're from, Charley answers a bunch of lady questions Sean found in Cosmo, and Matty has lots of questions about a "grenade" found in the woods.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 65! In this episode, Earth Day is tomorrow but don't expect that we'll be able to keep a banana tree alive to celebrate, some guy in a Bear Suit is trying to make people smile while complaining about traffic, Sean is pricing out his new sweet muscle shirt for the beach, and we listen to your calls!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 64! In this episode, Sean discusses his personal challenges being the only person in the world affected by pollen, will anyone read our texts after we're gone and be interested by them, if a Gator attacks, Matty has a fool proof way to stop them, and Charley got swindled by a super-high pair of Grandparents in Colorado.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 63! In this episode, Matty has returned from the beach with a hot new business idea involving him going through peoples cabinets, the joys of traveling with kids, Matty's dog hates squirrels but is indifferent to deer, and more from the OBX.

Matty is at the Outerbanks searching for a beached whale, so Sean and Charley have podcast duties this week. Sean hates April Fool's Day thanks to an old girlfriend, we both share some of out favorite radio pranks of the past, Cats are leading double-lives and getting stuck in chimneys, and would we eat a cicada if we didn't know it was a cicada? 

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 61! In this episode, Charley explains how hard it is for her to narrow down to just five favorite "music" movies, if there's a real strong garlic smell why it's probably Sean, and Matty talks about the time a hippy named Moon stunk things up where he worked.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 60! In this episode, Sean works out his new Leprechaun stand-up routine, we reminisce about our favorite local Irish bars and events, how sitting on your couch a certain way might get you a boat, Tarchup is coming whether you like it or not and Punky Brewster was filming you the whole time you were hanging out!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 59! In this episode, Matty's canned hot dog chili couldn't touch Yum Yum's, Sean debuts his new alter-ego Fluffy Dumplins, Charley reminds us that our daughters will date someone at sometime no matter how much we're in denial, and we debate if you got a box of chocolates shaped like poop you have to eat them right?

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 58! In this episode, things are opening up more and more in the world and we're adjusting, we check voicemails from the Simonline to revisit Gallon-gate, stay tuned for Matty's TikTok on bourbon, Sean grosses everyone out about an old toothbrush and Charley talks up how to use a bar of soap.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 57! In this episode Sean passes on some words of wisdom from his Nana, make sure you check your thrift market crochet kit for illicit drugs, Sean doesn't know what's making sound in his house now, don't look inside those talking boxes and watch out Bigfoot cause Dogman is coming!

Simon says... PODCAST! Episode 56! In this episode, Sean is busy figuring out how his generator works so Matty and Charley talk about deciding if a home movie rental is really worth 20 bucks, Matty describes skitching, Charley remembers Dead Man's Hill and nobody has any firewood except for one that allegedly smells like 11 herbs and spices.

Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 55! In this episode, that lady may be struggling with Gorilla Glue spray in her hair but Sean reminisces about why it's great for cuts, we learn that the streaker not streaking may have saved him a felony charge, Charley has to Flat Stanley into her car and Matty reveals how frozen tampons are an unusual ingredient for peach cobbler.

Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 54! In this episode, Sean's squeezing into his Man Girdle, is that lab-grown meat cow or Gary, who else stared at the Dave Matthew's Band cd cover to see the peace sign, Banji is coming to steal your hearts and wallets plus Sean's daughter has a sweet new side hustle.

Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 53! In this episode, Charley has one year in particular she would wipe from her memory and it isn't 2020, Matty reveals why he needs a giant box of tissues to watch "Armageddon," and Sean's dreams are destroyed when it comes to his new Bread Bowl Glove

Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 52! In this episode, we kick things off talking about Sean's love of all things Lady Gaga, the Michael Keaton cinema classic "Multiplicity," if your Mom poured SpaghettiO's in a pie crust would you eat it, Sean and Matty liked to hide things in each other's office, Sean ruined our attempt at a year old taco once we get back to work and in breaking science news... Dino...

The Get Up Show starts off Episode 51 on a serious note, addressing the events in Washington DC last week. Next, Matty gives us the latest updates on Life with 'Rona, Sean talks about his disappointment with a food service, we wonder why anyone ever leaves anything in their car, and Charley tells us why Sean & Matty will never be invited to her house for meals. 

In the Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 50 - we're 50!!! Hooray! We're also afraid that one of our own, Matty, might have caught the 'Rona. What should he do? Sean is having wild dreams about all kinds of birds, if you've kept a saxophone 20+ years, should you get rid of it now? and does anyone know what a malaprop is because a member of the crew thinks he is one. Like and subscribe and sha...

Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 49! In this episode, we talk about how toasting may have come from making sure you weren't being poisoned, can you trade an expensive bottle of wine for a car, Matty was the king of spoiling Wonder Woman 1984, and we trade some of our favorite New Year's Eve stories as well as some of the more embarassing ones.

Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 48! In this episode, Sean is on vacation so Matty and Charley power on and talk about how Matty's kid is going to be starting driver's ed very soon and is very excited to learn how to drive a stick shift, Matty tells the story of the Christmas Day the cops showed up to his house, Charley talks about how Santa would drop in unannounced at his own leisure, some fun item...

Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 47 is here! This week, Matty is on vacation so it's up to Sean & Charley to talk about the expensive and annoying 12 Days of Christmas, a dirty little secret blown wide open, taking it all back to the layaway days, and the Ugly(?) Naked Guy running around the mall parking lot! 

Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 46! In this episode, Sean makes like Kriss Kross and puts his clothes on backwards, we look at people who took to Reddit to determine if they were the a-hole (including one woman who for sure was,) we discuss the ins and outs of living that weeble-wobble bubble life, if you put a monolith in your yard the aliens will come and bring you treats, plus Gripping Food With...

Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 45! In this episode, Sean and Matty do our best to carry on without Charley by talking about jamming cotton all up in your Christmas trees to make them more absorbant, Matty's buying games off of your ex-girlfriend, the 5 Reasons Why People Avoid You and here's a hint, grab a mint, plus just some of the amazing things people out there had posted up on our Faceboo...

Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 44! In this episode, the Get Up Show busts out our best recipes for slick dumplings and stuffing/dressing and talk turkey day, Sean's dessert dreams are crushed, Matty likes to eat himself with A1 and spaghetti squash, make sure you snag a cocoa bomb to go with your jammies and veggies, and it's movie talk featuring "The Manitou!"

Simon Says...Podcast! Episode 43! In this episode, the Get Up Show takes it way back to the very first news story they remember, we get fancy with cooking by adding Mt. Dew to everything, Sean wants to bring back the Reggie Bar, and as always, the coversation turns to poop.  

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 42! In this episode, Sean tells about how a friend was told by a certain wrestler that to be the man he had to beat the man, we talk about how gnarly it is to be part of Gen X and say Sup Bruh to the kids of today (wow... that sounded old just typing it...) Sean presents us with a cheese advent but we can't leave till it's finished, how's Thanksgiving shaping up arou...