Simon Says... Podcast

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 265! In this episode, Sean is super excited about a movie sequel no one saw coming and Matty soot his pants.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 264! In this episode, we learn a new word, we learn how not to get scammed and we learn that Matty is a rude Yankee.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 263! In this episode, Matty & Sean are joined by Kevin who claims to have found the best chicken in town (Sean has his own favorite,) and Matty is over being an adult parent thing to his children.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 262! In this episode, last week sucked. Sean and Matty are joined via phone by a very special guest.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 261! In this episode, Sean is out because a broken water pipe is ruining all his good stuff, Charley unboxed something 40 years in the making and Matty has found taxidermy GOLD!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 260! In this episode, Sean would spend $1400 for a sit down with The Who, Charley would spend it for a nice dinner with Jon Bon Jovi and Matty is looking to patch things up with Dave Grohl!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 259! In this episode, Sean has some sweet new lady glasses, Charley wants to "Armageddon" that asteroid showing up in 7 years and all Matty does is win!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 257... sort of. Sooooo, for some reason the audio didn't record right. There's clips in here so you can hear how bad it was. Pinkie swear that next week we'll get things fixed.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 256! In this episode, Sean can't stop scrolling, Charley can't stop intrusive thinking and Matty is actually AI.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 255! In this episode, Sean is saying farewell to a problematic member of his family, Charley tries to explain the Blake Lively drama and Matty almost had a new pet!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 254! In this episode, we came inside from building a dirty snowman so Sean can teach us the difference between Gargoyles and Grotesques, Charley is dialing up the time and temp and Matty is still Gymming.

Simon says... Podcast! Episode 252! In this episode, the gang is getting ready for a long winter's nap but before we go we're having a feast of old freezer turkey and a bag of potatoes, plus we've invited a plastic-eating diaper fungus monster to join us!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 251! In this episode, Charley and Matty think the public shaming of people who do wrong is perfectly fine and how to break it to your child that their AI friend is going to the big computer in the sky.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 250! We celebrate this milestone by putting pepper spray on our eggs, eating some Shmuggets and wearing our finest Salmon Hats!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 249! In this episode, Sean is busy with his giblets so Charley and Matty compare Thanksgiving traditions, the joys of Black Friday and Matty's stuffing shame.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 248! In this episode, Charley's off so Sean and Matty discuss all the things people have licked through the years, treasures from Matty's parent's house and Sean LOVES to read.

While Matty is on vacation, Sean & Charley discuss the Tyson/Paul fight, the KFC/Church's fight, the glory that is Aldi, and why Charley can't handle it when you Snoob!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 246! In this episode, we recap how amazing our Halloween costumes were including Trinity from the Matrix, a Pinata and Crazy Box Head.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 245! In this episode, Sean needs a cape for his Devil costume, Charley has her Kooky Spooks costume ready and Matty might actually be cake.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 244! In this episode, Sean thinks a lady sawing a ham is creepy, Charley is excited that Dale Jr. is back in the 3 car and Matty is waiting for his SI Football phone to ring.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 243! In this episode, Sean isn't sure why "Quincy" was so popular with the ladies, Charley is OUTRAGED by the Grinch cookies and Matty doesn't know how moisturizer is applied.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 242! In this episode, Sean might be buying a fancy new pinball machine, Charley loves toboggans (in every form) and Matty learns what the song "Love Bites" was written about.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 241! In this episode, Sean and Matty are amazed by the overwhelming help being given to our neighbors affected by Helene, Sean's wary of QR codes and their sorcery plus Matty was right... mark it down for history reasons.