Simon Says... Podcast

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 115! In this episode, Charley has some strong words for her idol Jon Bon Jovi, Sean likes to hand people his mouth bone, and Matty is excited for his new Madonna lips.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 114! In this episode, Sean introduces us to Praise Kink, Charley introduces us to her alter ego Amy Smith, and Matty is caught in a Pecan war!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode the-one-before 114... look... Sean's superstitious... you know which one it is. In this episode, Matty get's offered a lizard at the doctor's office, Charley used to have carpets in her bathroom, and Sean is NOT a hoarder okay!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 112! In this episode, Sean rolls out a fresh batch of phone calls, Charlie runs down some of the neat stuff she found in her car, and Matty explains how you can't just can't accidently get a chicken stuck somewhere unpleasant.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 111! In this episode, we learn there's a magical fairy whose wand opens gas pumps, Sean tells us where to find enormous Goldfish Crackers, Charley fixes the McDonald's ice cream machines, and Matty has a weird glowing orb.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 110! In this episode, Charley and Matty compare our favorite struggle meals, apparently if you look fairly close to a store worker you can score some sweet tv's and somebody's kid is using her big words at school.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 109! In this episode, Matty found a non-banned license plate reflecting his love of ice holes, Sam Elliott is mad about chaps, Sean plays phone calls and Charley recalls a fun moment with Rob Zombie.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 108! In this episode, Sean shares some tips for picking up hitchhikers from his Dad, Charley tries to figure out the street value of her t-shirt quilt and Matty researches some sweet naughty cakes.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 107! In this episode, Matty and Charley talk about Matty's obsession with "Inventing Anna" and "The Tinder Swindler" on Netflix, why neither of us are going near corn on the cob on a date, and Edison's creepy talking doll.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 106! In this episode, Matty has a lot of questions about the logistics of a ruler tattooed on your forearm, Sean's not a fan of volunteering to get in a cop car and Charley shares her secret recipe for hamburger pie.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 105! In this episode, Matty debates how much chocolate fountain he could drink during a Golden Corral fight, Sean's instituting the medieval practice of second sleep and Charley has a special French fry.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 104! In this episode, Matty gets an anatomy lesson on how nipples work, Sean sleeps outside sometimes and Charley deciding whether she's going to rock a mullet or a nightdress.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 103 & a half? In this episode, we're all sick and at home but didn't want to leave you all hanging. We'll come back bigger, better and stronger next week... promise!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 103! In this episode, we fix ourselves a big ol' bowl of cottage cheese and prunes, Sean is pen pals with Beretta, Charley remembers sniffing crayons, and Matty just wants to be acknowledged. 

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 102! In this episode, Sean has resorted to watching his antique DVD's with no cable, Charley is thinking about buying a bunch of jars for a new business opportunity, and Matty didn't know Combos weren't just soggy pretzels.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 101! In this episode, did you know some people only have tubs?! Did you know some people put beans in soup?! Did you know no one in NH answers a telephone?!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 100! In this episode, we can't believe we've done 100 of these, Sean's finding out that his tree isn't as thirsty as his presents, Charley cleans up on the Get Up Show Christmas Quiz and Matty is a nipple ally.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 99! In this episode, Charley and Matty brave on with out Sean who's still on the mend, we research some unusual ways to make side cash revolving around a form of canning, and Matty wants to tip anyone he damn well pleases.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 98! In this episode, Charley and Matty dive deep in the evils of the BOT, the going rate on a slightly damaged Greek statue, and the rules for Charley's amazing Gas Station Santa game!

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 97! In this episode, Sean's having conversations with a toy pig, Charley wants to help a random couple decide whether to have shrimp for dinner or not, and Matty has plans for Sean's hair after he passes.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 96! In this episode, the boys carry the load while Charley is out, we talk Thanksgiving and the best way to keep people out of your kitchen other than threatening them with violence, Sean wants even MORE "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood," and Matty sings Willie.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 95! In this episode,  Sean swings by the reptile section of the Zoo to see what Mike Tyson is going on about, Charley waits for someone to wrong-number invite her to Thanksgiving, and Matty brings the Rock by for his 007 audition.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 94! In this episode, the Get Up Show asks... will Sean EVER catch the squirrel breaking into his house? Will Charley ever be comfortable in the studio? Will Matty ever reveal his secret hiding spot?

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 93! In this episode, Matty wins over a new fan at the Urologist, Sean stops double fisting candy and McRibb's long enough to try on the Fonz's gear and Charley was the unintentional third wheel of some parking lot sexy time.

Simon Says... Podcast! Episode 92! In this episode, Matty and Sean carry on without Charley and break down the math on the amount of candy needed for that one parent driving behind their kid, what candy do babies really like and Sean breaks down in tears.