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Wesssupppp #GeminiSZN ! Hope your Memorial Day met all your thottiest desires. If you're having sugar daddy probz, i feel bad for you son.. This week we're talking about white ppl acting ridiculous about black hair, and thottin and boppin all memorial day weekend longggg lmao aint no hallpass bihhh.. come again say what?? #NoEntiendo

It's Gemini SZN yall!!! We're kicking this one off with our weekly woes.. Shanna just learned her grandma is still getting it in.. and Cydney's car got destroyed. -_- Then, a very special extended #TinderTales featuring our lovebirds Scotty and Dicky! P.S. Bobbi and Annie getting back in the studio ASAP

Scotty in the closettttt!!! hey boo! Lets talk about sex baby, lets talk about you and meee lmao ending #TaurusSZN with chit chat about sex, when to be safe and when to be risky.. Do you think it's important to be transparent with your mate?? about everrryything? We give a deep analysis of #RHOA #SpoilerAlert and Scotty tells alllll about his new bae! (Shanna is drunk btw)

Who doesn't love a British accent?? We have the homies Shane and Marvyn in the closet allll the way from London. We're talking about foreign blacks not fucking with american blacks, American girls vs. UK girls, and don't ever forget.. whether you got on your thot wear or your Sunday best.. u hoes both in the sameeee club!!! lmaoo

Back at it again with the #TaurusSZN shenanigans.. What excuses do yall use when you need to call off from work? What you going to do if you meet a great guy but he has a super weird fetish?? We've got more double standards.. And Offset swerving on Cardi B questions with such ease lmaoo #Swerve #peekaboo

It's #TaurusSZN yallll Cydney is looking for a taurus bae.. maybe ur that guy. ;) This week, we're chatting about women's safety, dating outside your religious beliefs, double standards in dating/relationships and weirdos on Tinderrr... the usual lol

Omg you guys, Coachella was freaking amazing, per usual. We're chatting poolside during breakfast (brunch since we're drinking lol)with the birds chirping in the background lol.. It's the end of #AriesSZN and we wrapped that up back in LA.. really just a rather interesting drunk recap/zodiac quiz/rant lmao ENJOY! P.S our singing is literally so much better when we're together lmao.. also Cydney's...

We literally have 60 episodes.. so go us! This week we're joined by Aries babe Chantalle and her lover Patrick (in the closet of Panera Bread, excuse the feedback and echo) we're talking about transitioning from the friendzone to bae-zone, "saving" yourself for marriage.. and tales from the Tinder #NoResponse

This week is all jokes.. per usual. We're in the closet for an April Fool's re-do, talking about some Aries flaws, and what they like in bed. We sing like 55 songs this week lmao get ready.. plus we're the most negligent tinder participants everrrr. lol

it's #AriesSZN yallll!!! We're back on that slippery slope of astrology.. talking about Aries style and how they spit game. What would you do if your man's bff is gay? Plus, the system always trying to keep the black man down!! smh P.S. Me and Romeo aint NEVER been friends lol

Back at it again, asking the tough questions.. would you rather have a train ran on you, or go to JAIL!?? it's also the last episode of pisces SZN, and we actually have some tea for yall! lol and we're also talking about signs of a fuckboy/fuck girl.. do you have any signs to share? EMAIL US signmeuppodcast@gmail.com

A true Pisces babe in the closet.. a dear friend Flower joins us talking about dating older, birthdays through the years, and of course Nicki's clapback -__-

shoutout to last week's episode this week ! lmaoo We're talking about Uncle Toms, interracial relationships, and Get Out. Big ups to the champagne! lmao

You ever lied about something so dumb for no reason? Shanna has.. lol The Oscars happened and Remy happened alll over Nicki lmao #shETHER

This is a baby best of.. lmao come back down memory lane with us.. backk when we were just getting our feet wet! lol we were nervous yall! lmao enjoy.

part 2.. picking up where we left out. still drunk lmao these long pauses are so ridiculous lmaoo. Did your Valentine meet your expectations or nah? lmao ENJOY!

SMU turned ONE this weekend! We went live on insta to cheers to our accomplishments.. aka we got drunk lmaoo! Shoutout to everyone who came thru!! Hear some of our memories from the year, goals for the next year, our thoughts on S&M.. and a tasty #SMUCocktail recipe.

New Intro music, who dis?? lmao SMU Bday Week rolls on with some good ol' gender bending conversation. We're talking Beyonce' babies, using proper pronouns, and PEGGING! haha #AquariusSZN

Officially kicking off #AquariusSZN with our friend Charliee Denverr in the closet !! We're talking abt ending friendships, politics, and filthy(literally) niggas. There are soooo many good laughs, hope you're high for this lol

it's our 50th episode!! We grown yall ! lmao to end Capricorn SZN/ start Aquarius SZN, Cydney's Capricorn sister Jessica slides in the closet, we're talking tarot cards, astrology's sliding scale, and "app"/online dating in your 30s.

Girls who like football do it best, we're wrapping up CapricornSZN talking about the playoffs, a secret love affair with a Capricorn.. plus some random guy we found on the street joins us in the closet! (shoutout to Michael Porter lol)

Our very first interview of the year with the Capricorn Princess Shanelle.. we're talking about compatibility, shitty breakups, and of course the biggest internet beef of 2017.. Soulja and CB lmao

So we didn't come up with a plan for recording before we started drinking lmao clearly we have a skewed idea of volume, and Shanna is serving a very fake Jamaican accent lmaooo.. so here it is.. 2017.

It's the start of CapricornSZN! Shanna picks an icebreaker that has us all super uncomfortable, and what are you going to do if someone drops nudes at your wedding??

It's the last week of #SagittariusSZN .. we're navigating the choppy waters of running out on a date, and discuss the fine art of foreplay.