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issa New York episode!! Shoutout to BK babe @carolynsowild for joining us in the closet.. DRAKE holla at her!! she ready! lol Shes dropping knowledge on how to secure the bag in the service industry.. If you were the next jimmy fallon, who would you feature on your late night show? Would you rather.. sex on a rollercoaster or merry-go-round?... word on the streets is single women are the happiest....

Hey Scorpios! Hope all is well! Lil baby Britt is in the closet this week serving audience member realness. First of all, Shanna gave Cuba Gooding Jr. a dance to the karaoke version of Despacito.. lollll I feel like we don't even need to discuss anything else. lol But anyway... how are you reacting to bae trying some unauthorized sex acts on you?? the aggressive spit.. issa a no dawg. Tyrese is st...

Heyy, beautiful friends, romans, countrymen, Scorpios.. all yall n*ggas lmao.. We're starting off this week with 2+2 is 4.. that's quick math lol. Heads up, this is such an A.D.D episode lol the topics are endless. What should we do for our 100th episode?? Tweet us! #Twerkfor100 Shoutout to a #scorpio friend of the show reminding Cydney Novemeber is not bland! lol (who knew ryan gosling andddd leo...

Happy Halloweennnnn mmuuhahahahahaaa lmaoo We're kicking off this week's #ScorpioSZN with scary stories! its safe to say Cydney had a real nightmare. Shoutout to all the sound effects this week lmaooo issa thriller. What's your favorite Halloween costume?? Cardi B is engaged!! who saw that one coming?? Shanna still on her #tindertales shit.. and we have 2 questions.. are you down to date a bi guy,...

It's the end of #LibraSZN yall! A special guest is in the Closet, Cydney's friend Mo joins us.. and its a whole lotta gang shit! lmao Shanna got jumped!! smh.. Can you get ur rocks off in just one minute? i need #morethanaminute lmao Libras (bring the beat in) keep the Love on top!! How do we date average pay niggas ?? And last but certainly not least.. Shanna got "new phone, who diss'd" lmaoooo t...

heyyy it's still #LibraSZN for a hot second more.. what do you do if bae shows up with ya lil boo already at your house?? we're calling our #Libra friends and you can get with this or you can get with thatttt!! Lola and Afrika are grreat sports lol how you giving head with no knees?? and send us your #TinderTales!!! signmeuppodcast@gmail.com

Heyyy #LibraSZN !! Cydney's crazy cousins are in the closet this week and it's so great to have listeners join us! We're out the gate talking about ideal dates. How do we feel about #transbabies ?? The big topic of the epi is what these guys are willing to do #ForThatP.. is it paying for the P if you invite and pay for bae on baecation? Plus.. bitches with odor issa NO dawg lmao

It's #LibraSZN yalllll !! Welcome! The icebreakers are pretty lit this week, we're talking Herpes and bestiality *insert wide eye emoji* We're still team #CardiB! If there's an earthquake, where you hiding?? annd last but not leasttttt issa #ForTheDChallenge !!!!! what are you willing to do for that D/P?? lol let us know !

this is truly a testament of the fuckery that the #MercuryRetrograde brings.. but at long last Zay and Britt are in the closet! We're chit chatting about the Virgo X Taurus love connection. Zay and Britt tell us how they met.. and we'll find out whos willing to get tatted for love.. plus Cydney and Zay go thru a list of 10 things that may or may not be true to Virgos.

Everytime you hear one of us say "Lit" take a drink! lmao (dont drink and drive)Traplord is in the closet with us celebrating #VirgoSZN.. Shoutout to the figure it out years.. we just trying to work it out. What are you going to do if your bae has stank breath?? lol and trap had a semi-traumatic tinder date.. plus everyone loves Cardi B!

We're back again for Cydney's magical birthday week #poppinsparty Kicking things off with the question, "what are you going to do with a stealin' ass nigga?" #DisapperingActs We also get into the pros and cons of being a wing woman. To take the L or not take the L...that is the question!

Stroll with us down Memory Lane as we reach back to some of our favorite #TinderTales and pleaseeeee send your own tales.. even if it's not about you.. slide in our DMs on twitter and IG @signmeuppodcast or email us signmeuppodcast.com !! issa #TinderTales #Negritos

At long lasttttt.. its #VirgoSZN yall !! the most coveted time of year lol Beyonce's bday is right around the corner! #MercuryRetrograde is still beating bitches up.. stay strong guys! Cydney finally did her Natal Chart.. she got read!! You will neverrr guess her moon sign lol. What's the difference between boyfriend/girlfriend material and just some in meantime between time lovin'?? Also.. still...

We're wrapping up LeoSZN with a live one.. Bryant is in (at the doorway of) the closet this week! We're passionately conversing about all the times we give celebs and their shenanigans a pass and how would you handle an accidental poot in front of bae?? What do men/women always blame each other for? Can you date a person who steals? lol

When did you first fall in love with Hip Hop? *cues Brown Sugar* It's episode 80 yall!!! what should we do to celebrate 100 episodes?? tweet us #TwerkFor100 "Tynia" where you at girl? lol it's #LeoSZN and also issa #MercuryRetrograde !! brace yaself. Plus, how do yall feel about the #hoephase ?? Do you have #DickDiscipline? #HoeForIt

Happy LeoSZN!! We started off with a little d'angelo russell nick young action.. bc who doesnt love being recorded without consent?!? lol Mercury Retrograde is right around the corner people, brace yourself! The word #transgender is on everyone's tongue these days.. and what are some of the shitty feels inside your bag?? lastly, Fuckkk going dutch! p.s. give it up to shanna for these soundbites lm...

Good Day everyone!! It's #LeoSZN and we have a guest in the closet.. Anna joins us to unpack 'LOL'.. bc is it really that funny?? How would you spend your last 24 hrs on this Earth? and we chat a little bit CEOs and corporate hoes aka dating in the workplace! the #scandal of it all lol

Happy #LeoSZN to all u lucky lions. We had fun with icebreakers this week.. long question short.. are you down to ride or nah?! lol the celebs were cutting up this week too, from r&b legends to former footballers.. plus Cydney is back on #tinder #tindertales

It's the last episode of #CancerSZN.. wrapping it up on the pussyfoot lmao.. So what do we can we do about a nigga giving exact change when you ask him for money?? And will social media make or break your relationship? Issa baby episode, we're keeping it short and sweet lol enjoy!

It's a special #CancerSZN episode with Cydney's Mom! We're all on the West Coast, Donna and Cydney are enjoying San Francisco. We're talking about dating through the generations, it's different yall! It seems no matter how old, the Skeezers are still out there. Plus, what do you do with a nigga who can't pronounce words?? Serious question.

Hey Cancer SZN! We're back in the closet with the ill weekend recap. What would you do if one of your clients tried to snatch up your man/woman? Also, we wrap up our lists. what don't you like about guys and girls?? Can't stand a guy always asking "WYD" and you know that girl that's always talmbout "i love him" who is "him" girl!!! lmaoo who ?!?! #ThatsTheShitIDontLike

It's CancerSZN.. and that means the year is already halfway done! turn upp! We're chatting about our cancer (grand)moms and all that they bring into our lives lol. Safarri was the first (but not only)celeb brawling this BET weekend.. and Shanna just isn't a pet person, she can't even fake it lmao

We're back from Cuba but the Cuba Libre lives on!! lmao This week we share some of our favorite memories from our trip abroad.. including our drunken shenanigans with the local Cubanos. As we wrap up #GeminiSZN , we get some prime examples of how Gemini presents in Aquarius Shanna. Plus, hear what Cydney is doing with a fake designer gift.. Anddddd.. Amber Rose's bush was on insta..

Hey yallll... it's a good week for a #TinderTaleLive !! lol This one happens to be with one of Shanna's bumble babes, Bobby Jones. I must say.. this one gets a tad heated when Shanna is not really here for Bobby's reason why they didn't work out. Do yall think chemistry is instant, or it can grow over time? And we're posing the question, old school love or new school relations ?? #GeminiSZN

Girllllllllllllahhhh that toe!! lmaooo Hey yall, it's #GeminiSZN.. we have friends in the closet ! Alyssa and Shanelle join us for a pregame podcast where #HennythingIsPossible !! We're talking a little bit abt our feelings.. bc feelings matter. What would it take for you to lead a double life as a stripper? Shanelle shares a very dramatic #TinderTale and Shanna still on her grind.. Tune in!