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one day we will post consistently, but until thenn.... here's an epi from 8 weeks ago! baahhaha my God. 59964ff0-75cb-11f1-a8cf-7197487007a5

is reading the new clout? We need to examine this closely. GenZ is working our nerves in the workplace. The US is in dangerrrr girl ! Lock in !

Wow, wow, wow.. did you miss us ?? We missed yall !! Catch up with us real quick ! 59964ff0-75cb-11f1-a8cf-7197487007a5

The Diddy takedown of it all.. plussss yall hard launching or soft launching your new boo??

Chile it’s earthquakes and eclipses and all types of things happening !!

We back and we up baby !! Can your man have a lot of female friends ?? Pisces/ Aries what’s uppp ?? What about these planes and their missing pieces ??

We're back with our Virgo fan fav @instadiallo! Can you believe it's been over a decade since we graduated college? Whew chile LOL! What's the most bizarre thing someone has ever stolen from you? To all our Renaissance friends, comment below on your favorite part of the show. When it comes to relationships, what are you choosing looks or vibes? Listen til the end for an exclusive #whorestory from...

What’s the most adventurous thing you’ve done?? The writers be striking! LFG! The girl rappers are on top ! But what’s the perception and how does it impact culture ?

Astrologically profiling Gemini’s during Cancer szn.. what date is it again ?? Lol what y’all doing down at the bottom of the ocean with the titanic?

Going down memory lane this Gemini season.. are y’all remembering to affirm yourselves ? Our friends were out in the poor air quality experiencing history Lol be safe out there

Bombbbb guest this week, our Gemini friend Derrick stopped by and he really knows his shit. We talk abt some strange and funny thing that happened to us recently. Funniestttttt whorer story we’ve had in a good min lmao

We wrapped up Taurus season a couple weeks ago.. how was Taurus season for y’all ? Caitlin Jenner being a horrible person and Montana doesn’t want anyone on tiktok. Shoutout to this raccoon fighting for his life.

Prankkk warzzzz ! Shoutout to the incredible Taurus friends we have who are ready to step up and show out in any scenario lmao We returned to the desert and Frank Ocean was there! (Kinda lol)

Shout out to our Aries queen and guest, @misskeea!! Cydney and Shanna's knowledge of Aries get tested in a fun game of Taboo...who are you betting on? The sex work industry is ever-evolving and we have questions LOL! Also, fuck all the creeps who hide behind their power and religion and take advantage of others. Listen to the end for a juicy #whorestory from our guest lmao

Just two girls shooting the shit! Happy Aries SZN.. they’re already starting to grow on me. Lol

We back ! Quick updates from the girls at the top of the show, life has been life-ing! Are the Pisces kids full of surprises and upgrades? Lol is the Mexican cartel writing handwritten notes? Lmao and another special #whorestory this week, Enjoy!

We back!! What will it take to block somebody?? Tell us something good abt a #pisces you know.. why are people who don’t masterbate so mad?? Cydney reveals her big one night stand story!

What a fun way to close out Aquarius SZN !! This week, we get to ask Shanna ANYTHING ! It always circles back to some fuckboy-ery 👀 #valentinesdaytheft. Shoutout to Rihanna and Rihanna only ! Cydney reveals a hugeeee surprise..low,low, on the floor expectations though. Lmao

We found a man Aquarius to come talk shit with us!! Shoutout to our cuse buddy Justin for pulling up. What’s the worst advice you’ve ever gotten? What do the fellas want for Valentine’s Day besides from THE BOX?? Lmao

Beware of New Covid! We’re at the age where talking about the weather is a priority. Lol activate that inner throat baby!! This week we dive into our 7 chakra khans aka our chakras. Veryyyy fascinating lol #shoutout to all the new and newly announced black couples! We love y’all

Entering 2023 & Capricorn szn with a guest! Our friend CC joins us and we figure out what’s cap, body journeys & haters, plus literally running from these niggas. Tory Lanez is on the docket and of course, he’s a Leo lol. Happy New Year !

Home for the holidays ! No travel this year but equally excited for the break. What does everyone know about us?? The Tory Lanez/ Meg the Stallion case is the wildest ride of 2022. Do Harry & Meghan watch Tyler Perry's shows?? Lmao Happy Holidays y’all !

The Sagittarius’ are coming with that heater this December !! Our friend @Jaylatheselfesteemqueen comes thru dropping gems about reiki, polyamory, and even Kanye! Y’all surviving 24 hours in the open ass ocean ?? Updates since recording: Amy & TJ are off the air & Britney Griner is free! *TRIGGER WARNING* this week’s whore story includes themes of SA and may be sensitive to some audiences.

XOXO Sane Jane brought some sense & maturity to our humble podcast lmao. Surprisingly.. there are no rules to journaling!! If you’re feeling blue, we’re here for you. Cydney taps into her detective bag.. we’re cracking cases yall !

Hello lovers!! Listen, we’re jumping straight into it today.. what are you doing if your partner’s mom slaps you?? Not us learning the meaning of the Pluto placement today lol wait for the whore story Lmao Cast your vote for the new name of our astrology segment! Is it “The Sign Up” or “Star Gaze” ???