Sign Me Up Podcast

Sign Me Up Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 244 episodes

Sign Me Up Podcast was founded in 2015 by college besties Cydney and Shanna. The bi-weekly podcast is set around the duo as they (not always) gracefully navigate their early 30s covering all issues from dating to pop culture to self-care. The show hinges on astrology as an ever-present influence on every aspect of life.

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Sign Me Up Podcast

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Comedy

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Latest episode

Jul 2, 2026

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Episodes

Very Slithery, No Bones 31.10.2022

Hello from the year 2002! Lol it’s the Halloweekend! Shanna shares how Seal Paul rocked her world. We played a very toxic game of “reframing our thinking” on Scorpios lmao.. Kanye is making it almost impossibleeeee for us 😭

You Won't Know You Were Robbed Til The End 17.10.2022

It’s Spooky Szn ! Y’all doing anything spooky? Lol what’s the scariest thing that’s ever happened to you? Ye is at it again.. and we’re tired. All the couples are splitting, is marriage the goal? What are your thoughts on spending money on your partner??

I Quiet Quitted When I Was Hired 01.09.2022

It’s arguably the best zodiac season of the year, it’s Virgo SZN! God bless lol we had a special guest this week who we literally throw right in the deep end ! Are you ready to date outside your comfort zone?? Thanks Joe, but we need more lol. Listen to the end for a truly whorible surprise lmao

Cancel Him 18.08.2022

Oh hello!! Back again, this time asking “if a Leo was a designer brand, what brand would they be??” We think the answer is pretty obvious. Lol what natural deodorant do y’all use? Asking for a friend.. Also, what’s something your date over shared on the first date??

Prepare to be Sick of Me 08.08.2022

Seduce & Schemee!! Shoutout to the Leos, I’m really seeing the importance in Leos lmao, we love that for y’all. Did y’all play in the mega millions? If so, do you live in Illinois ?? 👀 who y’all got in a fight, Beyonce or Kelis? Haha !

Revenge Porn 29.07.2022

We love a same-city recording session! Shout out to being happy and singing and colored LOL. Ever thought about having a sex room? Comment below on how you would design yours! Also apparently WIll from Stranger Things and Doja Cat got beef but its been protect black women. And how do we feel about revenge porn and nude leaks from celebs?

Going to Sex Clubs 29.07.2022

Kicking off the episode with a game of date, marry, divorce- Cancer edition and let's just say our choices are interesting...lol. Summer is for living and Cydney and Shanna can't catch a break! Parenting the parents is a real thing, and Ray J is still out here wildin. What are your thoughts on sex clubs? Listen til the end for a whore story surprise!

Lord, I’ve Seen What You’ve Done For Others 09.06.2022

Happy PRIDE to my gworls and Gays! What would you do if your partner spent your entire wedding fund ?? (Break up with em!) The Gemini horoscope this month is literally on the money for our Gemini friend Johnny Depp! Our friend Chantalle joins us to talk about crunching those numbers ! Are you living inside your means? 👀 *New segment alert!!!* We’re getting into these whorestories.. listen in!

That Jupiter Juice 09.06.2022

The Geminis are gemin!! Shanna & Cydney are embracing their Gemini placements and it’s fortunate time for the gworls. Rih is a mom! Thoughts on men not cutting ex’s off? Make sure you know the difference between knots in your stomach & butterflies!

Fuckboys Don't Die 12.05.2022

cydney is a chatty patty this epi, ready to run her fucking mouth lmao! Shoutout to all the amazing doctors in our lives, we love y’all! Tell us the amazing things you’re doing in life.. Listen, reading is fundamental!! Don’t mess around with these edibles and their potency ok?! how has taurus szn been for you so far?

It's Hard to Come Back from the D 02.05.2022

We’re in a super positive space this week! I stan Shanna’s academic success literally every week !! Lmao what show got cancelled too soon?? We’re into the THICK of Aries szn now, our girl Susan Miller provides some insights. Britney Spears is preggo ! Lmao it’s a new day yall.. I’ll be tuned innn..

Ketanji. 01.05.2022

These Gas prices!!! Putin fuck you girl ! Kentanji really been going thru it smh these whites have no respect. What’s the most embarrassing moment in your life?? Are drakes braids with his real hair?? We will share some Manifestations to live by for Aries..

This One’s for the Girls 05.04.2022

Would you give up your CEO role to your man/partner because he lost his job? Rid us all of the toxic male podcasts that cover irrational topics, it’s a breeding ground for low fragile masculinity. Women been socialized to be THAT girl since the beginning of time! Cydney and math definitely dont mix but when is the last time yall used your scientific calculator from Texas Instruments?? Lmao

The Tinder Swindler 03.03.2022

We got into Shanna's fun birthday weekend, then it was straight to the Pisces slander!! lmao Y’all think Rihanna gonna drop an album soon? Have you ever argued with a Pisces?? Best of Luck! Russia is climbing in your windows and snatching your people up.. smh to our international listeners, stay safe! Lastly, if the scammers come for you, we got the tips to make sure they don't get you!! #tindersw...

I've Seen That Dick Before 22.02.2022

Black history month is not giving what it's supposed to this year and we're not here for it but comment below and tell us why you love being black! Rihanna and ASAP Rocky?! We love that for hip hop! But what's good with all the sex tape and dick pic leaks? First Nelly, then Lil Fizz, then the paint and sip fiasco- it's too much! lmao

We're in Tutoring 04.02.2022

Have you ever thought about who invented black history month? Social media has been coming for the aquarians and their alleged emotionless-ness, is it true?? Tell us, worst thing you've done on a date or vice versa??

The Intention Episode 04.02.2022

Listennn we need these mens to be moving with INTENTION this year and beyond. This week, we're joined by our gal pal Shanelle Gayle chatting about everything from our favorite moments from Capricorn season, interior design, and date night!

It's Not Like We Haven't Been Recording.. 20.01.2022

wishing you all happy holidays!! New content OTW!! We have some affirmations to live by.. Tristan Thompson is still an embarrassment. is therapy the new standard for dating in young adulthood? RIP Virgil we need an intern !!!! any takers???

It's Feasible to Get Back.. 20.01.2022

The girls are busy busy busy!! have y'all watched sex,love, and goop? Twitter is still full of porn. small wedding, big reception- what's your preference? the Travis Scott concert tragedy <

(Fake) 200th episode! 20.01.2022

celebrating our 200th episode on the 201st episode bc we can't count!! woo! We literally got stood up by a white man with a micropenis. so F* him.

Is that like.. Co-dependent? 20.01.2022

more mercury retrograde drama cydney setting work boundaries because self-care comes first new car or new house? Libra rising signs - serial monogamist, serial daters talking sag vibes in libra szn r kelly trying to get released gabby petito?? where she at??

I Can't Go for That, Noooooo 20.01.2022

what's your ig style? do you only show the best parts of yourself or do you show it all. libra exes, what are they like and how to win them back. Dave chappelle getting backlash for his netflix special and how do you handle changing friendship dynamics?

Happy Birthday Cydney! 12.10.2021

we had the biggest game of 20 questions with all my loving friends for my birthday!! (9/11) it's giving girl group chat energy and we love that!

You Got Me Going in Circles 12.10.2021

oh hello! Let's chat about the unspoken rules for one night stands.. thoughts? are you a Virgo rising? we got some info for you. Dondadondadondadondadonda (yall heard donda chant? lol)

Trust for the Thrust 19.08.2021

A lovely Leo friend Kalen is joining us this episode and we reallyyyyyy get into the things! Vegas anyone?

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