Sign Me Up Podcast

Our fave Sagittarius Scotty hops in the closet with us.. and shares all the dirty deets of dating on(line) apps. plus.. get your rap snacks with a dab of ranch.. we can make it happen. lmao

How irrational are you going to be if you find an earring back at bae's house??? Cydney gets a little fussy...but evidentally she's ok with that lmaoo. Join us in the closet

We kick off Sagittarius SZN with this question: What you gonna do when you find yourself with the BGs (bubble guts) at your partner's house? Also, tips on joining the mile high club from the experts.

The only thing we can really say about this episode is we're drunk as hell therefore unable to effectively record a full podcast lmaoo Enjoy!

We're swinging in the closet with another couple, Carrie & Ted. We'll discuss how you know when you know...and find out the best place to get freaky straight from the Scorpio's mouth.

We're back in the closet with a real life #TinderTale success story Christina and Kevin ! We continue in Scorpio SZN.. seeing how the Scorpio interacts with others.. plus have you ever heard of an eye-licking fetish ?? us neither lol

When you out here being a lil heaux, and you end up preggo, but you don't know who the daddy is.. what you gonna do? lol Also, Cydney spits that hot fire freestyle somewhere in this episode.. you don't wanna miss it!

Kicking off #ScorpioSZN with a litty weekend recap, we've concluded Cydney + alcohol = no voice! Is porn challenging your SEXpectations?? and.. how do we feel about a Semen cooking class? #DrinkUp lol

Our Libra buddy AfriKa joins us to clarify how they get down.. we're also talking about these cheating men.. plus, are you willing to eat the booty like groceries for $1,000,000??

Back from the long break, trying to get some LibraSZN in before it ended. Let us know what you think of NASA telling us "allegedly" there is a new zodiac sign, we personally don't have the time for that. #FuckOphiuchus

Jamie's in the closet! It's #PoppinsParty and we're riding to Napa Valley sipping champagne in a disco ball of a limo like the classy bitches we are. It's a celebration every time we link up.

Ladies, we just wanna know what you would do if your man suddenly fell off the money train, ride or fly? Cydney talks her shit on Virgo's least & neutral compatible signs cuz... #poppinsparty

Lola hops back in the closet this week, we're chatting up all things single ladies. Plus, everybody wanna be us, don't ever play yourself

We're wrapping up LeoSZN and discussing topics such as, what do u do if your child catches you giving head? And guess which one of us came on herself.. lmao

literally one of the best phone calls of all time happens in this podcast. LeoSZN is liiiittttt! Plus JD is here..

When you do all the prep work, but you just can't go through with it. LeoSZN continues..

If you didn't know anything about the Leo, you will know it all after this, plus an almost assault, dating through the years, and polyamory.. generally speaking lol

Welcome to Leo SZN! A couple questions, would you join a harem? Does timing matter? How is Odell Beckham and Demi Lovato a thing? #PressPlay #LION

We're recording live at our BFF's birthday party and literally everyoneeee came thru! It's a Cancer Party! Oh yeah, we're drunk.

Grown ass women out here breaking girl code, plus our Cancer boo Bry slides thru to drop some gems about the crab.

The Petty Princess strikes again, find out what happens when Cancers and Aquarius' don't mix.. plus Nick Young feels no way.

Heyyyy CancerSZN!!! We're back at it again with the tough questions.. what do you do if your man is perfect, but he's experimented with one of his boys???

Things get hot in the closet for the end of GeminiSZN and we don't just mean the temperature. To have raw sex, or not to have raw sex.. that is the question.

At long last, we go inside the mind of a Gemini.. constantly battling that crazy. RIP to Cydney's vocals.. and Shanna is the real editing MVP lmao

Just piecing shit together, connecting the dots for the people. Shanna turns her back on a fellow aquarian and Cydney goes on a lesbian date... unknowingly. and happy fucking birthday Kanye.