Shutdown Fullcast

Like a field trip that gets cut short early, we simply had too many people making terrible choices to fit into one Do-it-yourself Disasters episode, so we constructed another. It is not up to code and it keeps popping random breakers and the wall has a bubble in it now but I’m pretty sure it’s fine. Stories include: The three words you need to make any great story Dad vs. the Winter Heating Bill (...

At the intersection of “self-confidence” and “structural fire” you’ll find three of the most dangerous words in the English language: Do It Yourself. On this Fullcast, we review your tales (or, often the tales of your dads) attempting to remake the world and the catastrophes that result. Tune in next week for Part 2! The most ambitious piece of checked baggage in the history of air travel Perils o...

SHOW NOTES The Meg cinematic universe is updated Florida’s got it all figured out, says Spencer Holly has a game for you, and Surber deploys some game theory Jason invents the book gun Celebrating LSU’s off-field performance in the College World Series Drafting a new college baseball power Visit sunny preownedairboats.com, won’t you please? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.co...

SHOW NOTES Spencer is pranked, with unexpected results Which hosts have been kicked out of a go-kart track? The Chris Berman/Strega Nona collab we’ve been waiting for A brief history of Ball A game! Who’s got the most corrupt mega boosters hiding in their walls? Visit preownedairboats dot com, won’t you? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Ryan takes us on a mythological exploration of language Language is also what has landed our good buddy Jay Arnold in hot water (food reference) online! He expressed a good-hearted opinion, and must be punished for that. Spencer bought LIV Golf, please direct all complaints to him Jason breaks some important transfer portal news Plotting the next international college football game A br...

SHOW NOTES But first: Free The Italian Killer Bear, he is needed at the railroad Where do this year’s NBA playoffs fit within the wider galaxy of the Hating Economy Which division almanac forecasts a bumper crop of disrespect in 2023 for league frontrunners? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES A special demographic survey of UCF Great week for scandals! Kevin Warren, you’re up first Spencer presents Big Ten Lawyer Anime Now, with some real grown person problems: the Pac-12! Which school would make the best use of an extra 7 billion dollars? Charity Bowl wrapup and negotiations for Spencer’s subsequent humiliation A surprise musical number Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

Down half the host roster, Spencer and Ryan have control of this ship and take it to totally normal places like: Why West Virginia fans should contribute $19.07 to this year's Charity Bowl at www.edsbscharitybowl.com A passionate defense of Dog Law (the laws by which dogs live) Imagining what the world looks like if South Carolina wins an SEC title Issuing a challenge of historical import to NBA2K...

SHOW NOTES The gang prepares to be lovingly profiled by the New York Times Spencer makes a friend at the airport Planning our 2023 seasonal travel E-sports cheating tutorial A long-awaited bit of podcast business 🌝🌝🌝 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sexy King Charles Coronation Special, or RAT KINGS OF LOW EARTH ORBIT SHOW NOTES Our horniest ever episode begins, as so many of our shows do, on the moon Yes, Stanford figures prominently during the show; we promise there's sexy stuff later Multi-species Taco Tuesday remains a far-off dream, but Zoom Divorce Court is already here An interview with a member of the Los Angeles Philharmonic, and if...

2023 Draft Week Featuring 7 Different Drafts At Once NOTES Had enough of mock drafts? Great, this web of drafts designed by Jason is frighteningly real The best Ole Miss story in years Which host drafts a steak biscuit Pokemon? The answer may surprise you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Introducing the Mamas' Buttz family of businesses Deciphering the locations of the World's Strongest Man competition Introducing hilljack chatbot HollerGPT Surber has some things on his heart to unburden in the direction of Russell Wilson Spencer's emotional history of golf "You know what's NOT cool? Vaping." Have you ever heard about the Washington Football counterfeit ballpark peanuts...

Mike Golic Jr. of GoJo joins Spencer, Jason, and Ryan to review important NFL Draft storylines, including: The simple wisdom of "JUST BALL OUT" Which players Spencer and Mike are most excited to discuss Why CFB doesn't have good heel teams these days The cocaine scene in Connecticut during the summer Exploring the universal appeal of A Big Hoss Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoice...

This week’s combination mailbag episode and preseason practice will coach you up to the elite level of callers regularly featured on the show. Also, Spencer is afraid of basketball. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Ryan is nude, again Which hosts gain and lose items of clothing in their sleep? The answer may surprise you! Also starring the sublime sounds of Petey Pablo PM Spencer is alarmingly easy to pickpocket "Who brought a porcupine to the petting zoo?" Introducing Predator Parent Magazine Bringing TRUE Hollywood star power to Rasslemania 2023 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastcho...

SHOW NOTES Folks it’s our international episode Among the international aspects of this college football podcast: civil awards. Beachfront monkey attacks. Baseball injuries throughout history. American-Italian football celebrations. And more ??? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

With Spencer (overwhelming fear of basketball) and Holly (vacation) both out, Jason and Ryan must adhere to March Internet Law and present a bracket-based episode, which leads to important discussions like: What song gets grocery store workers amped no matter the time of day? Is patience superior to peace? Can you talk yourself into a false start on your opponent's one yard line being a good thing...

After a futile attempt to discuss Texas football's nonexistent QB controversy, the crew decide to  figure out other historical events Mark Wahlberg could have prevented  convert all Florida public schools to putt-putt courses  return the PAC-12 to greatness through the power of PARTY SCHOOL place Hawaii where it belongs: At the heart of the sport with every privilege imaginable  create a program w...

THREE (3) new games of skill and chance await the brave listener who dares enter our dark carnival. The preceding sentence is a Juggalo-themed olive branch to make up for all the things that happen to Penn State in this episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Spencer's not here, and yet less than 7 minutes and 30 seconds elapse between the cold open and the phrase “chinchilla years” Our most perilous predictions ever Why turkeys are the ideal support animal to bring to a violent protest Let's learn about some feds Jason challenges a feared class of birds Ryan has a game Holly has a different, worse game We've replaced Bedlam – but with what?...

SHOW NOTES We asked for your stories of romantic triumph, and almost all of you sent something that resembles that! Good job! The first story is also the best story, so if you really want to you can bail after that Chili's has run out of history The fusion cuisine that ended a three-year relationship Why women crave zeta males Ideal public settings for testing the big spoon/little spoon dynamic Jo...

On this episode, the gang:  reviews the greatest failsons in football coaching wonders whether 25 points is a lot of points, for an offense predicts the horrible future accurately, we're afraid (again)  reveals which veteran coach hangs out shirtless for months on end  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We review your hastily requested emails (shutdownfullcast@gmail.com) and your well-aged voicemails (704-SOL-CAST), including the following very important topics: Is Air Bud legally a person? How long could one live in a Waffle House without ejection? Which wild animal is Spencer confident he could bond with? Which animal is Spencer going to eat this year? Is it the same species as the previous top...

Notes...  Josh Heupel now makes enough money to buy as many shackets as he likes  Another attempt (and failure) at finding the assistant coach who can finally ruin Alabama football A subsequent attempt to explain the insane universe of Warhammer 40K Bet you don't think we'll go through the entire universe to make comparisons to CFB team huh WE GO THROUGH THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE BECAUSE THE STREETS NEE...

NOTES:  Spencer very accurately explains a day in the life of a farm An examination of Koala and Shark Brains, and how both are good at business   Jason discusses a sleep experiment allowing him to play more video games  living in holidays, not holi-months with HGH Scrooge  "Warren Buffett taught me it was okay to be weird"  Jim Harbaugh staying at Michigan in the most awkward manner imaginable (a...