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We try to figure out how Travis Kelce filled twenty minutes of wedding vows Does the Sun have a smell? Does Doctor Octopus just need a really good shampoo to find the light? [Graham Norton voice] Patrick you have a story, tell us that story Podcast business celebrates an important birthday The Monster Energy Big 12 is real and actually it can hurt you After four weeks of almost doing it, we discus...

Ryan receives the news of Surber's earthly demise with mild concern Spencer joins the ocean floor aristocracy This leads inevitably to snack protein discourse College football uniform patches feat. Gay Hospital ™ and the Michigan State Bank Discussion returns to protein the old-fashioned way (grave robbery) Google ratings of the gods Introducing our new summer workout plan, Neckstrong ™ The Shutdo...

Gronk as labor icon Coyote Negroni Season Sorsby Industries Scorned(sby) Our opponents don't want to build thunder mountains Here's what bothers us about the Waffle House meme World Cup auras we find pleasing Shut Up, Alexi The three words Spencer uses to short-circuit Internet culture Holy shit it's Killer Antz album launch day Music rage bait, here fishy fishy fishies The Shutdown Fullcast is on...

Spencer behind enemy onlines President bad at pool Jelly Roll divorce discourse The Sorsby thing again, sure The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!)...

Ryan’s more Metal Gear than man now Sorsby case thoughts: We have some! Sure, let's try shunning to fix NCAA issues; it's not like anything else is working The first-ever use of "pro wrestling in the pejorative sense" in the show's interminable history Cody Campbell if nothing else please stop smiling at us on television Bonus weather ambience in today's episode! Soothing rain sounds provided free...

Holly's Welsh doppelgänger's brother's potential future landlord is having trouble with his email Restaurant personnel taxonomy House fuckery for everybody Maguire v Sark, excuse for Saban voices We found the Stanford Cabela's Breaking news to Surber The Atlantic did a bad football post and now we're political consultants Chet Holmgren Join The League Of Shadows Challenge The Shutdown Fullcast is...

NBA playoffs recap, feat. The Washington Wizards Lane Kiffin Was Right (weird!) Kirby says the quiet part (whoops!) Ted Cruz egg discourse returns (sorry!) Georgia mercenary lore Dangerous toys of the twentieth century Bison breeding detour Jaxson Dart conspiracy theory debunked (by replacing it with another, better conspiracy theory) (that's not real either) We're all getting really into crying,...

Get your exclusive Nashville Super Bowl merchandise here Let's Remember Some Ancient Curses Brendan Sorsby's just trying to keep the spark alive, baby Consider the state of Arizona A dramatic rendition of Podcast Business Playoff Expansion Talk, For Who/For What Edition The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with tha...

Hand In The Dirt is perfect and you are the problem UCF celebrates its humanities graduates by demonstrating it cannot read a room We figured out why Brian Kelly's into AI Inverting the Diego Pavia legend for the good of everybody involved What do Jay Paterno and mold remediation influencers have in common? We (us and also you) have a new favorite cyclist People in college sports want enforcement...

What is the most unimportant age and why is Miami always that age? What's the opposite of ASMR? Whatever that is we've got some of it NBA tanking solutions Taking advantage of our newfound status as media moguls Probably the most Florida football enthusiasm we have ever shown in a single episode Checking in on Liddle Ole Clemson The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers...

Shelf life of old Fullcasts: shorter than you might think! We may never know Jor-Don's true purpose NFL Draft recap Which podcasts and which podcasters are AI, and how might they Mysterio Spencer into thinking he's getting attacked by a giant space octopus 2026 Charity Bowl recap Fullcast Getback Give-Back donation recipient announced: https://www.treehouseforkids.org/ What was YOUR "welcome to th...

Why the NFL draft is Coachella for dads The 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl is underway! More on that here . Washington is the winner of the Charity Bowl Getback Give-Back! Email suggestions for Spencer's $500 donation to shutdownfullcast@gmail.com Should we buy the Poinsettia Bowl y/n The specific gravity of Conference USA Wrestlemania was bad and that's why we're announcing our Saudi Arabian ska tour Wh...

Spencer has a zoo crew morning Important trucks we have seen lately Let's remember some banks Let's remember an embattled Texas funeral commissioner The 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl begins Monday, April 20! More on that here . Our small damp Vice President broke the college football playoff trophy and then he broke Ohio State The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and oc...

What celebrity cruise did Surber describe as "smelling like old chili"? The Masters victory dinner menus, reviewed, and why we can't have them in the NFL (short answer: "Pete Carroll") Time for another meeting of our Mike Lombardi Review Board Holding space to mourn the Big Ten's recent run of titles like the SEC honks we are The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, a...

Which host is the most Catholic? Host is also a Catholic term, which we never address in the show, sorry You can probably guess how we got to Texas A&M from there Gender-based leather jacket risk-reward analysis Why convert to Catholicism when you can just get a Costco membership If history is any indication, this is gonna be how some of you find out Lou Holtz died Spencer makes funeral arrang...

Practicing Minions preparedness Which Fullcast hosts are actively evil? Discuss Which Hand In The Dirt host would you want to ride out the Purge with? Spencer takes a musical journey Tailgate at the Jack Reacher trial, save the date Morally cleansing ollies at Augusta National The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help w...

Tornadoes, gendered for a reason New Grumors! Meteor game! Which metropolis does Spencer dub "The Tampa of Ohio" and why is that not the meanest thing he's going to say in the next ten minutes? Who is the Chet Hanks of the Mannings? This year's Fullcast mystery brackets ask the important questions, such as: Has cryosleep gotten a bad rap? Is there pizza in the future? Will we never trust North Car...

Dana Holgorsen's whoop score, investigated Buff Hutts, discussed What are we all devoting our lives to now that college football has been Fixed Special guest announcement for next week that also doubles as a test to see who reads the show notes: the BTK killer Presidential + Vice Presidential aggregate smells, ranked Mid-show argument over who brought Pizza Hut to Russia Florida misses on a cultur...

What is "the Last Glizzy"? Arise, Rueben Bain Arm Length Discourse Indiana nice, explained Presidential trading cards : what? The definitive "needs weed" power rankings of the Stoops brothers The Transfer Wizard returns, making this an episode that is a) potentially actually informative and also b) one in which everybody gets to do wizard voices PLUS! Which host is "itching for another roof crime"...

Ryan helps Holly market a #disruptive new healthcare plan Supplemental reading material may be found here Unlike some other shows, we're not afraid to say these three little words: "Dracula's NFT collection" Kirby and Mario got jokes, shocking absolutely everyone Mack Brown gets his flowers Olympics update Designated survivor or bad hang? A harrowing new UFL tradition is unveiled The Shutdown Full...

Werewolf facts review Assigning everybody jobs on a ship Jason's blocked by Hugh Freeze on Instagram! Find out why that even came up! This week in college football realignment: Who made this mess. Stop it Since we can't make college football conferences clean up their bedrooms, we're going to play a little game and try to make it worse What somehow appears to be our first orginal sea shanty A seco...

Episode title, continued: "And Dallas Cowboys Spring Preview, Plus Assigning Winter Sports To SEC Schools" Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana . Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by David Co...

Walk-up music for every social situation Pillars of Islam, but make it Fullcast More than any other episode, this one really is going to destroy our search histories. We recognize this is a high bar to clear John Fetterman Pokémon taxonomy The Hagar theory of politics Gronk, go Groot Time to update the death tally from WWI?? Discuss Athletic Director Patch Quest Shaquille O'Neal's trouble with smo...

We have been beset by the gods (of weather this time); please adjust expectations for this episode accordingly Title game scene recap by Jason International sports news recap by Surber Field trip to Boston instagram A dark turn from Spencer leads to a sensible way to make money online Your calls regarding dumb things you have gotten up to during inclement weather Now through March 31, 100% of proc...

Indiana won the football game Surber and Spencer are in a fight Has anybody seen Jason Once again a disturbing amount of football talk in this episode. We promise to correct this imbalance shortly Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana . Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE Shutdown Fullcast i...