Shutdown Fullcast

SHOW NOTES Surber has prepared something Spencer reads TexAgs aloud, as a treat Movie night with the Dawgs Jason has solved the Stetson thing Ryan has a reminder for Georgia Selecting teams to Not Believe In for the 2023 season Right, the title game There's actually a shocking amount of football talk in here, by our standards A journey through Texas Street Fight Law brings forth a number of new la...

SHOW NOTES Jim Harbaugh is one thousand percent dad and needs to be maybe ten percent more uncle Meet the new dumbest set of NCAA charges you’ve ever seen (aren’t they quaint?) At what point on a diet of ground beef and milk does the human body technically become a living meatloaf Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES The team picks the Pantone color of the year We're gonna be on the Auburn board of Trustees We're also going to Congress Sit in on our budget meeting Spencer's yearly wardrobe, reviewed Let's talk about Monday night in Cincinnati OK so how long until we get sick of TCU Body goofs! What do you mean you LOVE Taco Bell New truck just dropped https://www.changliev.com/products/changli-mini-...

SHOW NOTES Spencer mass intros everyone again, confounding Ryan  Why real journalists talk about fishing on the field at the Sugar Bowl  Hey remember Alabama isn't in a playoff game  A handy list of phrases to learn to help international tourists enjoy their stay at the Music City Bowl  The Fiesta Bowl is willing to die for this shit  Holly plays the piano while Spencer talks about the Peach Bowl ...

SHOW NOTES Which game has a lip in? Synergizing earth into new paradigms and shit "I got a scholarship to UCF in close-up magic" Where did the Liberty Bowl get its buyout money? Don't worry about it! James Cameron's Wife Portal Mack Brown in the Great Red Dragon Holiday Bowl Lane Kiffin Chaps Challenge Joey Maguire, Post King Finally, the announcement of where we're taking the show if Twitter dies...

Previewed at varying lengths and levels of enthusiasm: the New Orleans, Armed Forces, Independence, Gasparilla, Hawai'i, Quick Lane, Camellia, First Responder, Birmingham, and Guaranteed Rate Bowls! We have kidnapped your family and will dump them into the sea if you don't tell us right this minute how many times the NOLA Bowl has been played on a Tuesday! No Cops!! UCLA and South Alabama are now...

The intrepid crew of the good ship Shutdown Fullcast resumes their annual quest to preview every bowl game for exactly the amount of time each game deserves. Included in this first collection: Bahamas Bowl, Miami (OH) vs UAB Cure Bowl, Troy vs. UTSA Fenway Bowl, Cincinnati vs. Louisville New Mexico Bowl, SMU vs. BYU LA Bowl, Washington State vs. Fresno Lending Tree Bowl, Rice vs. Southern Miss Las...

SHOW NOTES Championship games, dissected! An appearance by the mysterious fourth Gruden! Nick Saban has to shill for his team against his will in several directions, lol Many metaphors for USC's tackling of Utah are entertained! The two brain halves of this show finally fuse together just in time to create rassling legend XXXtetson Bennett In this house we respect Kelee Ringo! We (the podcast) hav...

SHOW NOTES Please welcome the chainsaw brides of Christ Catholics: Be proud of all your hell lore! Fixing the Hallmark Movie Boyfriend Some media advice Let's talk about Hugh Freeze's recruiting history! What about his W-L record? How To Hire A Bama-Killing Coach Holding Auburn to Auburn's own standards Let's talk about some actual coaching hires! Hello, Wisconsin! Another coaching hire breaks mid...

NOTES Fullcasteers, you have a new voicemail assignment! Spencer has several things on his heart regarding Ohio State football South Carolina has two of the season's best wins? Passing the Orange Cowboy Crown The time has finally come to move Jason's Heisman bet Contemplating the Pac-12 tiebreaker exhausts everyone A poignant farewell to the ACC Coastal Journey back in time to the end of the Egg B...

This week, the gang teams up with the New York Times to bring that special Saw-puppet flavor to your holiday table. Surber's grand mashed potato plan is here to save Thanksgiving. We experience the long-awaited sequel to Night Ham: Unexpected Crab Rangoon and we found a Mountain Dew flavor even Jason won't try. Sick new merch available only at preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices....

The Fullcast addresses Stanford kicking a field goal at the wire to only lose to Cal by three, Tennessee's debacle against South Carolina, a week of near-upsets that qualifies as college football edging, Arkansas pulling up to do some WOMPIN' in a freaky church van, Vandy keeping the universe in balance by beating lowly Florida, Michigan having a very normal and not dramatic day against Illinois,...

The Fullcast crew discusses whether the government would have seized Air Bud for military purposes. Then, prompted by the NFL's marketing map of the world, we embark on a journey to assign teams to countries, including the tricky task of explaining why Ohio State and Norway are a soul match.  Visit sunny preownedairboats.com for exciting new Fullcast merch including the debut of the STAY AT HOME U...

SHOW NOTES The Haint personally attacks Ryan! Holly has a harrowing Big 12 box score game! The Big Ten somehow produced a worse box score! Eli Drinkwitz calls the cops on Tennessee's unfairly powerful backups! We are in a fight with the bowl season shirt company Spencer coins a metaphor, with the usual results We will continue to stump for TCU in the playoff and there's nothing you can do about it...

NOTES Spencer immediately makes it weird Ryan then makes it worse Jason then fires Dabo, and all of this happens in the first ten minutes Ryan has another one of his delightful, frightful games [Saw puppet noises] At home with Philip Rivers The gang invents some new jeans Jason and Holly are beset by Jeff Sunday Schoolers Is Nick Saban the man for this job? Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn m...

Notes Spencer has a bold new social media strat Georgia fans sure have changed SMU and Houston make history! Clemson?  Stop pretending we don’t know who’s gonna win the Heisman Guess when we last saw a Miami team this bad. Please phrase your answer in the form of a decade! Let’s all practice Brian Kelly blindness. You too, Brian Kelly  Mods are asleep, everybody post Georgia Tech's win total and t...

SHOW NOTES - A new and interesting form of Haint sends our heroes fleeing en masse to Jason's outdoor podcasting lair. Ryan isn’t even here so don’t blame him! - ROSS CHASTAIN APPRECIATION HOUR is held - We Made A Church (Tumblr is our Lascaux Cave) - Please let Holly die, playoff committee - Jason continues our perilous journey down the spiraling path of worst possible bowl scenarios - Visit sunn...

SHOW NOTES An exclusive Spencer/Sanrio collab is introduced We share ghost stories from Saturday Rethinking South Carolina’s dip into the rankings Ryan does an accent; we don’t hate it Rhetorical proof of Sebastian the Ibis Was James Franklin right about something? Shocking and disturbing Which team is anointed Super Illinois? Scott Satterfield is the stubbornest Sim Georgia is still foggy, what k...

SHOW NOTES  Spencer and Jason are back into Warhammer again No, like “bought a Japanese airbrushing rig“ back  This is also our Ivy League episode, on an unrelated note  An update from a Real Life Astrophysicist on our quest to discipline the moon  Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jimbo got paid whether you listened to this episode or not, Syracuse's School of Mixology, Iowa Football: Is kinkshaming sometimes ok? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

`SHOW NOTES The Taco Bell $28 challenge, again Taco Bell funerary practices Biblical allegories of Taco Bell Mythical appearances by Taco Bell Introducing Governor Knife Baby’s first cusses Spencer’s years-long and entirely one-sided vendetta against Grandpa Joad is unveiled We have a new plan to discipline the moon Holly struggles with Georgia blindness Fixing Tennessee’s fundraising Visit sunny ...

It’s just Rocky Top playing for an hour and a half straight. The entire episode. No words or anything. Sorry! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The crew discuss whether dogs can join one of the world’s largest and oldest faiths, go long on exactly why Oklahoma football is so bad right now, Spencer introduces everyone in under one minute and takes some reader questions, and we finish with important research Re: putting sweaters on alligators.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Notes:  Spencer takes much more than two minutes to introduce everyone Tom Brady’s future as a single man in Tampa and how it involves Charles Barkley heckling him for sleeping on a box spring on the floor  Holly delivers a searing dissertation on the long and distinguished history of cheating in fishing tournaments  We draft the coaches most likely to be fired this year as an excuse to set up an...

SHOW NOTES Ryan journeyed to Auburn with the LSU internet contingent, and you'll never guess what happened next ...  Jason is observing a vow of silence to honor the baseball man's continued incursions into our games ...  Oklahoma debuts "Splatooner" defensive package ...  A new perspective on Mel Tucker's contract at Michigan State ...  A red-zone musical interlude featuring DJ Uiagalelei ...  Ji...