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SHOW NOTES A frank appreciation of the CW, the true home of college football Happy Paul Johnson Night to all who observe Cal and USC’s officiating crew did what, now? We explore with the help of our first-ever reader guest in this format! Surely the rest of Cal’s night was normal after all that, right? Dave Doeren cuts a promo The specter of Double Farmageddon peeeeeeks over the horizon Once again...

SHOW NOTES Checking in with our friend Jenna Ellis Yeah that doesn’t take long, because uh-oh, Michigan is suddenly the crime mitten How much … whatever … should we ascribe to head coaches in these situations? So what’s next for our boy Harbz? Putting this whole saga in context of the Big Ten (man this really does sound like a football podcast, doesn’t it, sorry about that) cares? Well, we’ll tell...

SHOW NOTES You have our solemn vow that this is the most you’ll ever hear from us about Hitler in a single episode We also promise that this mostly has nothing to do with it also being the horny episode The CW delivers the drama we’ve come to expect, yet again, complete with the defeat of an ancient vampire This weekend in East Lansing, everything’s coming up 40s The crew sits through the end of y...

SHOW NOTES A sponsorship update Dispatch from our Rutgers correspondent, with theme music by Spencer New bowl announced, by us Dave Doeren, timelord Ryan presents the tale of the Connecticut Lasagna Bear Psyop advice for Jimbo Fisher Deion to the NFL??? Week 8 schedule preview! Who has been more obviously coddled to date, Ohio State or Penn State? Would you rather have coach buyout money or whole-...

NOTES Mack vs. Mario! Swim, Mario! Notre Dame’s potluck force punch HEADLINE: Pitt Put In Pittastrophe Oregon-Washington celebrates vibes-based analytics Nice things about Rutgers Bama and A&M both tried their darndest to lose. In this, A&M was better NBC’s juiceless, joyless Notre Dame broadcasts A seismic update from the top of FCS ball A formal transfer of stereotype from Penn State to Miami Th...

SHOW NOTES The most we have ever talked about the moon without openly questioning the existence of the moon There's really an uncharacteristic amount of football talk in the rest of the episode, and we feel kinda weird about that, but after watching the end of Miami-GT during the Saturday live show it turns out there's still a lot to process! A quietly radical exploration into the notion that foot...

SHOW NOTES Wwwwwwwelcome to Butt Week! Why is it Butt Week? For one thing, Baylor played Texas Tech. For another thing, well, look at the scores. Iowa State also played a small part in the visuals of Butt Week. Thank you, shimmering gams of Iowa State. You will note the absence of much USC-Arizona content. Most of the stupid parts of that game took place after we finished the show, believe it or n...

SHOW NOTES The show gets derailed in the usual amount of time (less than three minutes) via a totally unexpected source (Surber??!) To which former Gator do we all owe an apology? Notre Dame's statistically alarming situationship Holly makes a correction Ryan introduces the team to NHL fanfic Spencer is in charge of today's math lesson, which goes about how you think it will Audiences are thrillin...

SHOW NOTES While you weren’t looking, FCS went out and staged an incredible blood week Caleb Williams goes on a field trip The secret environmentalism of Ole Miss football Y’all went and did it. You made Georgia resort to Brock Bowers. Are you happy now. Are you For better or worse, it’s the one week of the year where we have to let Spencer and Ryan talk about Florida. This continues for several m...

SHOW NOTES  A great deal of NFL content, the existence of which can obviously be blamed on it being Florida-Kentucky week It's time for another incidence of Spencer Hall, Naturalist We break down some film! Jason walks us through some everyday threat assessment Ryan lays a trap We uncover the female corollary to dudes and the Roman Empire The two genders of situational awareness Holly learns Metal...

SHOW NOTES  A live narration of Mack Brown's latest postgame energy vampire hug Bama returns to form by making sure nobody has any fun BoNix completes a pharmacist-alarming amount of consecutive passes! Ryan Day is going to fight a senior citizen and none of us are going to lift a finger to stop him In praise of Dan Lanning's particular brand of heat Not caring what happens to Florida State frees...

SHOW NOTES Ryan has found this show's equivalent to thinking about the Roman Empire. (Of course it revolves around Tampa.) Sure hope y'all weren't turning up expecting to hear us talk about anything except the terrible, hilarious continuing misadventures of the F-35! Holly mixes up Beaufort and Other Beaufort like nine times, she's very sorry, but not like "lost a fighter jet IN THE AIR" sorry Onc...

SHOW NOTES Ryan apologizes This is NOT the 17-3 game Alabama ordered! The rest of Week 3’s results, devoured in loving detail Visit sunny preownedairboats.com! Subscribe to Vacation Bible School and Channel 6 and Buried Treasure! Listen to We’re Not All Like This and DNF! Sign your name away in full faith to Shutdown Fullbooks! 🌞 YOUR MONEY IS NOW OUR MONEY 🌝 Learn more about your ad choices. Vi...

SHOW NOTES One thing you can’t ever do is give us a football player with a toothsome name We have a question for Kirby An update from the classroom of Professor “Plum” Surber 🎶 LOOKIN’ AT THE SCHEDULE TIME 🔂 Jason previews a desolate Week 3 Watch Grid We briefly and unfortunately remember who is coaching UAB now Spencer attempts a word problem with disastrous results Visit sunny preownedairboats...

SHOW NOTES It’s our first-ever non-emergent LOL BAMA LOST episode? Curious Clemson, that box score might be infected The gang meets a new presidential candidate Floating through the nebula of your mandatory Colorado opinion Assessing Daffy Duck as a physical threat Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES - Cap'n Surber, our intrepid producer and Actual Clemson Enthusiast, has some things on his heart! - The return of "Duke Football? HELL YES, Duke Football!" for any and all possible meanings of "Duke Football" - A genuinely educational segment on new NCAA clock rule changes that sends Jason to the precipice of an emotional abyss - A genuine appeal to let the rankings breathe a little -...

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SHOW NOTES Jason’s Epcot citizenship is revealed How to celebrate Jim Harbaugh during his forthcoming suspension News about the Fullcast After Dark! Find out where and when it will be! Eventually! Genuinely exciting breaking news out of South Carolina YOUR bold predictions take center stage as we sail into Week 0 As always, visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit p...

SHOW NOTES Holly and Spencer fight a Greek god in real life … but which one?? Which program’s message board culture is the most preternaturally chill heading into the season? Workshopping the concept of “rollover crimes” Ryan, like the SAW puppet but handsomer, introduces a new game that ends in a thrilling cliffhanger Holly offers some exclusive housekeeping tips Jason poses one of the great phil...

SHOW NOTES The gang assembles in front of the Shutdown Fullboard with erudite guest Charles “Ugarles” Star to do what we all do best: Thoroughly researched X&O breakdowns Breakdowns of what? Mind your own business Speaking of minding your own business: An appreciative Zaprudering of strength and conditioning levels on display during the recent bout of Montgomery Pontoon Fugue A brief and uneventfu...

SHOW NOTES Ryan puts Spencer in the cold cold ground inside the 3-minute mark Too hot in Miami for this much fleece, John Ruiz! Let’s Remember Some Schools The Pac-12 Could’ve Had How far will the Big Ten’s historical fightiness go? Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

SHOW NOTES Did you know there’s a theme song that upsets nearby dogs more than the Casio Dog one? Right, so it’s this one Ryan does some cross-pond anthropology and spots a legendary creature Todd plays the hero! Hello, Todd! Spencer discovers “The Most Hooters Death Possible” How basic knowledge of Gronk can help you meet new friends abroad Awww, Harburgers Jason has prepared some Sober Michigan...

SHOW NOTES: Jimbo and Bobby Petrino are a weird pair in several ways besides the obvious ones Jason uncovers a surprising tie between Nashville and Hoover media days Let’s remember exactly what it is we’re talking about when we say “Jimbo Fisher offense” and/or “Bobby Petrino offense” Imagining Secret Santa in the A&M football offices Let’s talk about things that never happen in small towns, such...

Pinkerton Pat Sent Packing SHOW NOTES “This is the tuna that has a little bit of dolphin in it, and I think it tastes better.” Get in, sailors, we’re going to the Titanic Museum Fine, Northwestern talk, go Then we play a game! The game is Let’s Remember Some Guys Who Might Want This Northwestern Job “Dave Clawson, go get the Ohio State job!” Visit sunny preownedairboats.com Learn more about your a...