Shut Up, Bitch!

Hi, I’m Laura Dern, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast. What’s up all you Paleobotanists and dinosaur enthusiasts! We’re back with a really fun episode about dinosaurs! This week we review the latest Jurassic World movie in a special way, then get into some cool emails and guestbook comments from you wonderful people. Finally, we top things off with a good ol’ fashioned tier list of our favo...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.  Omg! Wtf? Roflcopter! And most importantly, how is babby formed? We can’t believe we’re saying this, but we really miss the old internet. We mean OLD internet, before social media. Times were simpler then. Come get nostalgic with us while we talk about allllll the weird and fun things we found as kids on the internet before life got crazy!  Watch the...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.  Hey Little Guy! This week we’re talking about a topic that has come up several times in our own conversations, and that’s Little Guys. What is a Little Guy you ask? Well, you’ll have to listen/watch the episode to find out! We also talk about some other stuff like Tyler’s love of taking risks, John’s psychic scam, shower cruising, and a whole plethora...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.  Are you hungry? Do you wanna eat boots the house down? Go grab your favorite finger foods out of the pantry, because this week we’re gonna talk your ear off about SNACKS! Tyler and John discuss their favorite snacks, John reacts to Tyler’s odd snack preferences, and we even read a few emails and comments from you! Don’t worry, we didn’t give the WHOLE...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.  Well if it aint the rootin’, tootin’, wildest gay podcasters the west has ever laid eyes on! Or ears! This week we’re taking you on a wild ride to the wild, wild, west, so saddle up partner! Tyler and John (mostly Tyler) don their finest cowboy attire and talk about the good ole’ days of being cowboys, John’s labubu addiction, and a million other thin...

Hello Earthlings, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.  Is that a UFO in your room or did you just install bisexual lighting? This week we discuss aliens, UFOs, space, black holes, and a million other little things that make up this crazy galaxy. We got neuralyzed after this so we don’t really remember though. Guess you’ll have to watch the episode to find out! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.  Whoa, where are we? Is this the future we were promised? We’re just two Y2Gays who fell asleep in a cryogenic refrigerator at Paris Hilton’s birthday bash and woke up like this. This week we talk about one of our favorite eras, the 2000’s! Join us as we recall our favorite pop culture moments, music, video games, and ask ourselves “who the hell wore t...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.  This week, John–I mean Magica and Tyler are here to tell you why YOU should celebrate Pride this month! This is our month and there’s nothing you can do about it, straights. We share our thoughts on what Pride means to us, Tyler has a corny list of do’s and don’ts, and a million other things! If you can hear us talking it means you have the queer gene...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.  This week, John and Tyler try a cursed TikTok challenge, read spicy fan fic about gym crushes, and John goes on a rather warranted rant about his sleep doctor. We scream into the void every night in an attempt to remember everything else we discussed but we just can’t, so watch/listen to find out what else we talked about! Watch the episode on YouTube...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.  This week, Tyler can’t stop talking about horses. He introduces John to Bella Sara , dives into Umamusume: Pretty Derby , and eventually unpacks some of the wildest Kentucky Derby horse names. Meanwhile, John shares his gripe with TikTok Live, touches on self-driving cars, and spirals into a million other tangents we’ve already forgotten. Watch or lis...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. In this week’s episode, Tyler and John open some cute Powerpuff Girl cards, Tyler reads a rude email, and John hosts a game where Tyler has to decipher horrible video game descriptions! As the sun begins to set you notice something between the lines of the horizon. An epic mountain rises like a memory too vast to name, its shadow stretching across time...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.  This week we talk about John’s traumatic spider experience, give relationship advice to one of our viewers, and open some Pokemon packs! There’s an absolute plethora of things we can’t remember because Tyler’s memory is that of a gnat and John doesn’t really care. Watch/listen to the episode we promise it’s good!! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week we show off John’s crazy Tamagotchi collection AND both of our Labubus! We also discuss Kuromi, John proposes new Mario Kart World characters, and a million other things we can’t remember because we’re not rocket scientists, we’re podcasters. Guess you’ll just have to listen to the episode to find out!! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠htt...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.  We made it to 10 episodes and so did you! This week we talk about cursed Pokémon, Tyler’s type in men, E.T. spinoffs, and how annoying WebP files are. There’s a lot more but they’re little secrets you have to find in the episode so go listen to it or watch bye!! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us!...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.  This week we talk about dog dads, our worst qualities, Tyler has some really reeeeeally good ideas for podcast themes, and we delve into John’s YouTube past. Okay watch the episode bye! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.  This week, we discuss WiiFit, read our first fan email, which video game characters John resembles, and watch the new Silent Hill F trailer!. There’s about a million other topics we jump to but Tyler already forgot what those were about. Guess you better watch the full episode boots the house down sis!   Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠https://www.yo...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week, we discuss people mistaking Tyler’s boyfriend for his dad, animals who won’t shut up, turtle racing, and John & Tyler’s experience at a theme park in The Netherlands. There’s about 50 other subjects we cover but who has time to write all of that in? Guess you gotta watch the episode! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.co...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.  This week, we discuss Millennial cringe, why John hates being sent Reels, the problem with AI music on YouTube, and Tyler makes John play “Smash or Pass”. We cover a bunch of other topics that we didn’t mention because it would make this description a huge wall of text. Guess you gotta watch the episode!   Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠https://www.yo...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week, we discuss the Twilight movies, dad rock, John’s chunky tonsils, wrestling, and the time we “canceled” each other. There’s a ton more but we can’t remember half the things we say. Guess you gotta watch the episode! Watch the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod Follow us!  ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod⁠⁠ ⁠...

Description: Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.  This week, we discuss the challenges of being “online”, scruff profiles, baby names, and our very first “sponsor”, Whoopsie MD! Be sure to watch it all, you won’t be disappointed.    Follow us!  https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.social John: https:/...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week, we discuss sleep paralysis demons, gay cheaters, why people want to pick John up, and so much more. There’s a lot to cover in this episode, so tune in! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@ShutUpBitchPod/ Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod https://bsky.app/profile/shu...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.  This week, we discuss LinkedIn cringe, the importance of a good bidet, and gay stuff you probably didn’t know (or wish you didn’t)! Watch the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod Follow us!  ⁠https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod⁠ ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠ ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.social⁠ J...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.  This week, John and Tyler kick off the podcast with a special birthday gift for Tyler from John, a special T-shirt, and other gay stuff idk we also talk about video games for a bit and that’s pretty fun. Watch the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod Follow us!  https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod https://www.tiktok.com/@sh...