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We're taking a break this week because John was sick with Covid! So sorry to our listeners BUT we do have a special message for you all, AND a special YouTube video for you all to watch. Head over to YouTube and check out our rather controversial reaction video! Check out our YouTube channel! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join our Discord...

Hieeee!! Kayleigh and Blessica are here letting you know that John and Tyler are taking a break, so WE are making this a special episode about Christian Girl Autumn!! Don’t you just love fall? All the leaves, the smells, the godlinesss…makes me want a Pumpkin Spice Latte REAL bad! This week we discuss what it’s like to be Christian, our wonderful husbands, and our beautiful little children! Just k...

Hey lil’ guys! Today we’re blasting off and taking you on a rollercoaster of an episode! Get it? Ha…anyway…This episode we discuss our trip to Knott’s Berry Farm, John takes himself out on a date (please clap), and we share a special video Tyler made for John about Round1 that only John has seen! We’re getting closer to autumn and we have something FUN in store for you next week, so leave a like a...

Heyyyyyyyy, umm…are we okay? This week we are ALL over the place but that’s just how life has been lately! We talk about our upcoming Knott’s Berry Farm trip, TikTok thirst traps, and how fall is ever-approaching. What do 2 gays with microphones have in store for you this fall, you ask? We…are still figuring that out!! But you’re gonna like it!! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast. Do you love love? Do u like to smooch? This week we talk about relationships, breakups, and a meme Tyler made that got the attention of Missy Elliott. We also talk about old internet videos and skipping to my lou! But who IS Lou? The truth will be revealed on this week’s episode of Shut Up, Bitch! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠htt...

Hi kweens how’s your week going? In this episode we discuss John’s trip to the Taco Bell Cantina in San Francisco, Tyler having to call 911 while really high, having a karen moment for the first time, and then John receives a fun gift. Awww. We talk about a lot of other stuff so you better strap in and get comfortable!! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@s...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast. Hi Blessicas how are you doing. Today we’re talking about CRYPTIDS. We got ur mothman, we got ur bigfoot, we got ur loch ness monster, we got ones that are just sentient pants, and more! Tyler also randomly starts talking about furries ??? Idk just watch the damn thing we like to have fun. Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast. Whatup my wet little sea creatures, it’s time for this week’s episode! Do you love the ocean like Tyler does or are you a landlubber like John? This week we dive into a sea of ocean-themed questios for John, Tyler tells all about his traumatic stingray incident, and a million other things the ocean swept away while we weren’t looking (that could’ve bee...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast. SUMMERTIIIIME AND THE LIVING’S EASY! Oh hey, I didn’t see you there. How’s your summer going? Are you soaking up some rays or just feeling hot and unbothered? This week we record in a unique undisclosed location (Provolone’s Private Bungalow??) and discuss one of the better seasons of the year! If you like summer-y drinks, miss being on summer vacation...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast. 404 Error: You have been listening to too much Shut Up, Bitch!, which means Provolone probably has your credit card information by now. This week we introduce a new segment, “Crash Report”, where John and Tyler recap their 3 most loved and hated things from the month! Feel free to share some of your favorite things (or least favorite things) this month...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast. Bzzzzzzz! Are you a bug or are you just happy to see me? This week we discuss BUGS!! What’s your favorite bug? Make sure to let us know in the comments below, or drop a cool bug fact for us to learn about. By the way Tyler revived his rap career for this episode. For the purposes of this video, “bug” also means insect, arachnid, and other little guys!!...

Hi, I’m Laura Dern, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast. What’s up all you Paleobotanists and dinosaur enthusiasts! We’re back with a really fun episode about dinosaurs! This week we review the latest Jurassic World movie in a special way, then get into some cool emails and guestbook comments from you wonderful people. Finally, we top things off with a good ol’ fashioned tier list of our favo...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.  Omg! Wtf? Roflcopter! And most importantly, how is babby formed? We can’t believe we’re saying this, but we really miss the old internet. We mean OLD internet, before social media. Times were simpler then. Come get nostalgic with us while we talk about allllll the weird and fun things we found as kids on the internet before life got crazy!  Watch the...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.  Hey Little Guy! This week we’re talking about a topic that has come up several times in our own conversations, and that’s Little Guys. What is a Little Guy you ask? Well, you’ll have to listen/watch the episode to find out! We also talk about some other stuff like Tyler’s love of taking risks, John’s psychic scam, shower cruising, and a whole plethora...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.  Are you hungry? Do you wanna eat boots the house down? Go grab your favorite finger foods out of the pantry, because this week we’re gonna talk your ear off about SNACKS! Tyler and John discuss their favorite snacks, John reacts to Tyler’s odd snack preferences, and we even read a few emails and comments from you! Don’t worry, we didn’t give the WHOLE...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.  Well if it aint the rootin’, tootin’, wildest gay podcasters the west has ever laid eyes on! Or ears! This week we’re taking you on a wild ride to the wild, wild, west, so saddle up partner! Tyler and John (mostly Tyler) don their finest cowboy attire and talk about the good ole’ days of being cowboys, John’s labubu addiction, and a million other thin...

Hello Earthlings, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.  Is that a UFO in your room or did you just install bisexual lighting? This week we discuss aliens, UFOs, space, black holes, and a million other little things that make up this crazy galaxy. We got neuralyzed after this so we don’t really remember though. Guess you’ll have to watch the episode to find out! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.  Whoa, where are we? Is this the future we were promised? We’re just two Y2Gays who fell asleep in a cryogenic refrigerator at Paris Hilton’s birthday bash and woke up like this. This week we talk about one of our favorite eras, the 2000’s! Join us as we recall our favorite pop culture moments, music, video games, and ask ourselves “who the hell wore t...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.  This week, John–I mean Magica and Tyler are here to tell you why YOU should celebrate Pride this month! This is our month and there’s nothing you can do about it, straights. We share our thoughts on what Pride means to us, Tyler has a corny list of do’s and don’ts, and a million other things! If you can hear us talking it means you have the queer gene...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.  This week, John and Tyler try a cursed TikTok challenge, read spicy fan fic about gym crushes, and John goes on a rather warranted rant about his sleep doctor. We scream into the void every night in an attempt to remember everything else we discussed but we just can’t, so watch/listen to find out what else we talked about! Watch the episode on YouTube...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.  This week, Tyler can’t stop talking about horses. He introduces John to Bella Sara , dives into Umamusume: Pretty Derby , and eventually unpacks some of the wildest Kentucky Derby horse names. Meanwhile, John shares his gripe with TikTok Live, touches on self-driving cars, and spirals into a million other tangents we’ve already forgotten. Watch or lis...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. In this week’s episode, Tyler and John open some cute Powerpuff Girl cards, Tyler reads a rude email, and John hosts a game where Tyler has to decipher horrible video game descriptions! As the sun begins to set you notice something between the lines of the horizon. An epic mountain rises like a memory too vast to name, its shadow stretching across time...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.  This week we talk about John’s traumatic spider experience, give relationship advice to one of our viewers, and open some Pokemon packs! There’s an absolute plethora of things we can’t remember because Tyler’s memory is that of a gnat and John doesn’t really care. Watch/listen to the episode we promise it’s good!! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week we show off John’s crazy Tamagotchi collection AND both of our Labubus! We also discuss Kuromi, John proposes new Mario Kart World characters, and a million other things we can’t remember because we’re not rocket scientists, we’re podcasters. Guess you’ll just have to listen to the episode to find out!! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠htt...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast.  We made it to 10 episodes and so did you! This week we talk about cursed Pokémon, Tyler’s type in men, E.T. spinoffs, and how annoying WebP files are. There’s a lot more but they’re little secrets you have to find in the episode so go listen to it or watch bye!! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us!...