Shut Up, Bitch!

Comedy EN ↓ 84 episodes

Shut Up, Bitch! is a comedy podcast hosted by John J Salomone and Tyler Ritchie, two best friends who are equal parts opposites and soulmates in idiocy. We tackle the dumbest and gayest parts of queer life- both online and irl. If you love weird internet lore, video games, and two gays with microphones, good news- you’re stuck with us now. 🎙️ https://www.shutupbitchpod.com

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Whatever Happened To Shut Up, Bitch!? | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 9 15.04.2025 42:57

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week we talk about dog dads, our worst qualities, Tyler has some really reeeeeally good ideas for podcast themes, and we delve into John’s YouTube past. Okay watch the episode bye! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok...

The Wii Fit fat shamed you | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 8 08.04.2025 51:29

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week, we discuss WiiFit, read our first fan email, which video game characters John resembles, and watch the new Silent Hill F trailer!. There’s about a million other topics we jump to but Tyler already forgot what those were about. Guess you better watch the full episode boots the house down sis! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠https://www.yo...

Underneath the Efteling Tree | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 7 01.04.2025 39:52

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week, we discuss people mistaking Tyler’s boyfriend for his dad, animals who won’t shut up, turtle racing, and John & Tyler’s experience at a theme park in The Netherlands. There’s about 50 other subjects we cover but who has time to write all of that in? Guess you gotta watch the episode! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.co...

lofi beats to be gay to | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 6 25.03.2025 58:34

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week, we discuss Millennial cringe, why John hates being sent Reels, the problem with AI music on YouTube, and Tyler makes John play “Smash or Pass”. We cover a bunch of other topics that we didn’t mention because it would make this description a huge wall of text. Guess you gotta watch the episode! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠https://www.yo...

We Canceled Each Other | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 5 18.03.2025 35:48

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week, we discuss the Twilight movies, dad rock, John’s chunky tonsils, wrestling, and the time we “canceled” each other. There’s a ton more but we can’t remember half the things we say. Guess you gotta watch the episode! Watch the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod Follow us! ⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod⁠⁠ ⁠...

Blessica Blimpson | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 4 11.03.2025 28:46

Description: Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week, we discuss the challenges of being “online”, scruff profiles, baby names, and our very first “sponsor”, Whoopsie MD! Be sure to watch it all, you won’t be disappointed. Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.social John: https:/...

2 vape queens on their vape phones | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 3 04.03.2025 32:39

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week, we discuss sleep paralysis demons, gay cheaters, why people want to pick John up, and so much more. There’s a lot to cover in this episode, so tune in! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@ShutUpBitchPod/ Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod https://bsky.app/profile/shu...

Like giving Taco Bell to a Victorian child | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 2 25.02.2025 32:49

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week, we discuss LinkedIn cringe, the importance of a good bidet, and gay stuff you probably didn’t know (or wish you didn’t)! Watch the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod Follow us! ⁠https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod⁠ ⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠ ⁠https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.social⁠ J...

We’re on the Internet and We’re Gay! | Shut Up, Bitch! Ep 1 04.02.2025 32:42

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A podcast. This week, John and Tyler kick off the podcast with a special birthday gift for Tyler from John, a special T-shirt, and other gay stuff idk we also talk about video games for a bit and that’s pretty fun. Watch the episode on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod Follow us! https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod https://www.tiktok.com/@sh...