Shut Up, Bitch!

Hello! This week we found a married man’s gay twitter account and these DL men are really going through it y’all. Also, we found out those cute bootleg squishy bao buns cause cancer! Wow! There’s a bunch more in this episode but you gotta watch/listen to find out what comes next! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠ Follow us! Instagram...

Well… John had one of the worst days of his life right before recording, so we get into who you actually call when you're falling apart, why asking for help is HARD, Tyler’s superpower, and how every comment keeps this show going!!! We also play NAME THAT VIDEO GAME based on video game backgrounds, plus we react to some of your funniest/most unhinged comments. We thought this was going to be t...

Hiiii!! This week we discuss children’s media that traumatized us when we were young millennials, Provolone’s flea problem, and we read your guestbook comments! We always love reading your email and comments so send us more! New episodes every Tuesday at 11:30am PT! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us! Instagram: ⁠⁠https://...

Hi gay!! Happy Pride! This week John uses his very creative brain to make his own take on generic Pride posts. Tyler shares what he believes are under-appreciated gay icons, and they both discuss what Pride means to them by turning it into a truly terrible acronym. Did you know it was John’s birthday recently too? Be sure to wish him a happy birthday!! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Hiiiii! Apparently there's a whole conversation about whether gay podcasts are "f** slop" now, so naturally we had to weigh in. We get into whether two gay men talking about fuzzy bellies is hurting anyone, and the very real crime of taking creep photos of strangers at the gym. Plus Tyler code switches for his cat, tells a fishing story that nearly killed him, and somehow ended up in...

Hey girl. The squishy bao bun trend has gotten out of hand, a mom stole her own kid's glitter dumpling on camera (jail), and kids are getting 2nd degree burns from putting squishies in the microwave. OPEN THE SCHOOLS!!! Plus, Tyler is voicing a penguin in a film festival pilot, airport lounges are a scam, and we explain why coming out and dating someone 20 years older are basically the same th...

Hiii!! A Star Fox 64 remake has been announced for Switch 2 and the Nintendo Direct video is annoying! We discuss this and the new character designs, which (let’s just say it out loud) are less hot now. We also talk about children getting SCAMMED on TikTok live so make sure you spam those galaxies or whatever. Plus, e-mail and guestbook comments! Bye! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

John thinks sex is disgusting so let’s talk about it. He also shares a crazy experience he had while riding through Los Angeles in a driverless car that freaked him out. Tyler goes to his first ever vogue ball and talks about how important lgbtq+ subcultures like ballroom are for the queer community. Did you know Tyler can vogue the house down boots? Just kidding haha wow there’s no way you though...

We watched Age of Attraction, a Netflix show where singles connect without knowing each other’s ages, and have thoughts about how absolutely insane straight people are about marriage. Also: Tyler went to Hawaii, accidentally stayed at a Mormon hotel, and we got into it about why holding hands in some places still feels political. Did you know there's a whole ass Mormon town in Oahu? Who knew!...

Hello!! Bit of a shorter episode today since Tyler is going on vacation in Hawaii! We talk about surfing, John can’t stand how Tyler references songs in a different key than they were written, and we discuss fun things to do in Long Beach! (Well, we try to…we don’t leave our usual stomping grounds). Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠ Jo...

This week we talk about Nintendo's newest game, Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, the weird implications of giant horse-sized hamsters, papusa-fueled run-ins with Karens, and the weird brand names dominating Amazon. If you're reading this rn it means you're gay Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠ Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://d...

Sources say having a big booty-ass is a sign of ADHD, but how reliable are these sources? Is the source just something Tyler read online? Yes. Anyway we also talk about John’s trip to Canada, play NAME THAT TAMAGOTCHI! and talk about Brokeback Mountain for some reason. Enjoy! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠ Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https:...

Thousands of people share the same recurring dream of an infinite mall. It's called Mall World, and we need to talk about it! Also: finding John a queer barber, and the most cursed Disney Channel commercials. Have you dreamt of Mall World? Provolone might know some of the entities there. Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠ Join our D...

Helloooo!! This week we have a bit of a shorter episode because John is off to Canada, but we still talk about some good stuff! We discuss gratitude, friendship, John’s recurring flea problem (oop!), and a few other really fun things but you gotta check out the episode to take it allllll in.  Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠ Join ou...

Hello!!! This week we test Tyler’s rollercoaster knowledge and SO much more! So stick around if you wanna hear a wild story from Tyler or if you want two queers talking in the background while you work or study or something! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠ Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ Need advice from a profess...

Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠ Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ Need advice from a professional cat? Email Provolone with your questions and he’ll try to help! provolone@shutupbitchpod.com Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25...

Hey, or whatever…we went to the mall and met some kids at hot topic who gave us a makeover, so now we look like this. Anywayyyy! This week we talk about the mall, mall goths, and a surprise guest appears toward the end!! Be sure to tune in and enjoy these looks that we’re serving! Yaaaaaaa Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠ Need advice...

Hiiii!! This week we talk about one of our favorite video game series, RESIDENT EVIL! We’ve been playing RE9 and Tyler brought a “game” for John to play with him that involves the series. Heheh. Provolone is also starting an advice column, we talk about the new Pokemon starters that were announced recently, and a bunch of other stuff so you’ll definitely have to tune in and watch this week’s episo...

Girrrrrl we are back, where have you been?! This episode we talk about John’s trip to Portland, then we open some…interesting trading cards! We also discuss the latest Dom Com movie Pillion, and we somehow end up having a GENUINELY great conversation about creativity! Be sure to watch & listen & comment & subscribe and all the other things if you feel so compelled to, we love hearing f...

Hi!!! Guess what? We’re doing a special livestream tonight because IT’S OUR 1ST ANNIVERSARY OF SHUT UP, BITCH!! Head to https://.twitch.tv/shutupbitchpod tonight at 7pm PST and hang with us while we play a special mystery game!  This week, Tyler asks John to help him with his Traitors audition in the most Tyler way possible, we recap some of our favorite moments from the past year, and Provolone m...

Hi queers! This week John and Tyler talk about Pink Pantheress, Don Lemon’s husband looking mad as hell, and a special guest makes an unexpected appearance LIVE on the pod!  Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.ins...

Hi queers! This week John and Tyler share their thoughts on VALENTINE’S DAY! What do you think of this holiday? Please send John a giant teddy bear for V-day and give Tyler something he really needs this year: doxycycline. Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Foll...

HELLO FRIENDS!! This week John talks about fleas in his apartment, Trisha Paytas’ questionable EP, and Tyler becomes a color consultant! We also read some guest book comments so stick around! Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4 Follow us!  https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.social John: https://li...

Yoooo!! This week we discuss Tyler’s b-b-b-BIRTHDAYYYYY (yay!) as well as John’s missing birthday present, and a million other things!! We hope y’all enjoy this one, we had a lot of fun goofing off for a while. Be sure to watch/listen and tell Tyler happy birthday (I wrote this description which is crazy tbh, really fishing for compliments this year). Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4j...

What’s up everybody? This week Tyler is obsessed with Luigi’s Mansion so we dive into that for a bit, and John asks when the horrors of capitalism will end (he’s stressed at work). There’s probably 50 other things we discuss but you gotta listen/watch the episode to find out! Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtu...