Shut Up, Bitch!

Hello hello helloooooo!! This week we talk about travel, Heated Rivalry, visiting home for the holidays, and later on we give someone relationship advice. But should you REALLY rely on us for relationship advice? Who knows, you’ll have to watch or listen to find out!  Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@...

Hiiiii! It's been quite a crazy past few weeks with the holidays and work has been insane for John so there's no full episode today. We're sad about it BUT mental health is important and we'll have a new episode next week! Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Foll...

WOW how is it almost 2026?! Honestly we’re happy to see 2025 go. We’re reflecting on our 2025 and all of the crazy stuff we went through, not to mention starting this podcast! We’re so thankful you’re all here and keep coming back, it means the world. What are your plans for 2026? We wanna know! Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Happy Holidays y’all!! This is John’s favorite time of year according to every time his eyes have glazed over daydreaming about christmas on the pod. Anyway how are you?? Are you getting in the holiday spirit? This episode we talk Christmas, give each other some very special gifts, and discuss who’s on this year’s “Naughty or Nice” list!  Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ Watch t...

Having a bad day? Snow problem! We’re here to cheer you up with a COOL episode about fun winter levels in video games! I’ll stop with the winter puns I’m sorry idk but this episode is really fun!! We also talk about Zootopia 2, the recent Diddy documentary, THE GINGERDEAD MAN (hell yeah) and a bunch of other stuff BUT you gotta watch it to find out!! Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jy...

Wow, can you believe it’s the holiday season already? When did it start snowing in here? Anyway, hi everyone, this week we’re bringing a FUN segment in we call “Every Gift That Made Us Gay”, and we think it’s pretty self explanatory. We also read some guestbook comments and talk about a bunch of other stuff that you’re gonna LOVE so watch the episode!! Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4...

HI!! Did you know straight people exist? Did you know they respond to your questions? This week we ask our favorite straight person several questions that really made us realize “Wow, we’re not so different, them and…us.” We also talk about a million other things but I forgot already. Guess you gotta watch the episode! Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ Watch the episode on YouTub...

Hey queers, Tyler here. Why is Thanksgiving the way it is? I don’t know, but you’re gonna find out how I feel about this holiday in this FUN episode (it actually is a fun episode don’t worry).  John seems to love it, and he’s gonna do everything in his power to make me find one thing I like about it. Let’s see how it goes! Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ Watch the episode on Yo...

Hiiiii! How are you? This past week has been crazy, hasn’t it? In this episode we talk about lots of things but the real highlight comes when Tyler and John make a tier list about something very near and dear to both of them later on. You’ll have to watch it to find out! Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.co...

Hi!! This week we talk about our Halloween experiences (mainly John getting blisters on his feet and being way too uncomfortable in a corset), John finds his old myspace, and some other fun old internet stuff we remember! Oh and Tyler was non binary for a weekend. Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shut...

Hello queers! Hope you all had a fun Halloween! This week we have another installment of CRASH REPORT! For those of you who are new, Crash Report is when we discuss our 3 favorites and least favorites of the month (or longer depending on when we feel like doing these). Make sure you stick around because Tyler says a million things at the end because he doesn’t understand how Crash Report works (bu...

Omg it’s finally Halloween!! What are you wearing this year? Leave a comment and let us know. This episode we discuss some really undeniably spooky things: Tyler’s young obsession with horror movies, Subway accidents, fucked up wigs, and…feet. Don’t say we didn’t warn you! Join our Discord! ⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠ Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com...

Boo!! Sorry, we didn’t mean to scare you. The spookiness continues this week as we discuss which horror villains are gay or not gay, MORE horror movies, and the spookiest thing of all: anxious attachment! We talk about a million other fun queer little things so definitely don’t miss this episode!  Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4 Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠h...

Hey kweenz we’re back and John doesn’t have Covid anymore! This week we’re talking about spooky things like horror movies, ghosts, halloween costumes, and Tyler shares a spooky story. We also read some guestbook comments and answer an email this week so get excited! Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4 Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbi...

We're taking a break this week because John was sick with Covid! So sorry to our listeners BUT we do have a special message for you all, AND a special YouTube video for you all to watch. Head over to YouTube and check out our rather controversial reaction video! Check out our YouTube channel! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join our Discord...

Hieeee!! Kayleigh and Blessica are here letting you know that John and Tyler are taking a break, so WE are making this a special episode about Christian Girl Autumn!! Don’t you just love fall? All the leaves, the smells, the godlinesss…makes me want a Pumpkin Spice Latte REAL bad! This week we discuss what it’s like to be Christian, our wonderful husbands, and our beautiful little children! Just k...

Hey lil’ guys! Today we’re blasting off and taking you on a rollercoaster of an episode! Get it? Ha…anyway…This episode we discuss our trip to Knott’s Berry Farm, John takes himself out on a date (please clap), and we share a special video Tyler made for John about Round1 that only John has seen! We’re getting closer to autumn and we have something FUN in store for you next week, so leave a like a...

Heyyyyyyyy, umm…are we okay? This week we are ALL over the place but that’s just how life has been lately! We talk about our upcoming Knott’s Berry Farm trip, TikTok thirst traps, and how fall is ever-approaching. What do 2 gays with microphones have in store for you this fall, you ask? We…are still figuring that out!! But you’re gonna like it!! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast. Do you love love? Do u like to smooch? This week we talk about relationships, breakups, and a meme Tyler made that got the attention of Missy Elliott. We also talk about old internet videos and skipping to my lou! But who IS Lou? The truth will be revealed on this week’s episode of Shut Up, Bitch! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠htt...

Hi kweens how’s your week going? In this episode we discuss John’s trip to the Taco Bell Cantina in San Francisco, Tyler having to call 911 while really high, having a karen moment for the first time, and then John receives a fun gift. Awww. We talk about a lot of other stuff so you better strap in and get comfortable!! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@s...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast. Hi Blessicas how are you doing. Today we’re talking about CRYPTIDS. We got ur mothman, we got ur bigfoot, we got ur loch ness monster, we got ones that are just sentient pants, and more! Tyler also randomly starts talking about furries ??? Idk just watch the damn thing we like to have fun. Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast. Whatup my wet little sea creatures, it’s time for this week’s episode! Do you love the ocean like Tyler does or are you a landlubber like John? This week we dive into a sea of ocean-themed questios for John, Tyler tells all about his traumatic stingray incident, and a million other things the ocean swept away while we weren’t looking (that could’ve bee...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast. SUMMERTIIIIME AND THE LIVING’S EASY! Oh hey, I didn’t see you there. How’s your summer going? Are you soaking up some rays or just feeling hot and unbothered? This week we record in a unique undisclosed location (Provolone’s Private Bungalow??) and discuss one of the better seasons of the year! If you like summer-y drinks, miss being on summer vacation...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast. 404 Error: You have been listening to too much Shut Up, Bitch!, which means Provolone probably has your credit card information by now. This week we introduce a new segment, “Crash Report”, where John and Tyler recap their 3 most loved and hated things from the month! Feel free to share some of your favorite things (or least favorite things) this month...

Hi, and welcome to Shut Up, Bitch! A Podcast. Bzzzzzzz! Are you a bug or are you just happy to see me? This week we discuss BUGS!! What’s your favorite bug? Make sure to let us know in the comments below, or drop a cool bug fact for us to learn about. By the way Tyler revived his rap career for this episode. For the purposes of this video, “bug” also means insect, arachnid, and other little guys!!...