Shut Up, Bitch!

Hello!!! This week we test Tyler’s rollercoaster knowledge and SO much more! So stick around if you wanna hear a wild story from Tyler or if you want two queers talking in the background while you work or study or something! Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠ Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ Need advice from a profess...

Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠ Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ Need advice from a professional cat? Email Provolone with your questions and he’ll try to help! provolone@shutupbitchpod.com Add our playlist on Spotify/Apple Music! Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6T0dORM8dAn8tlBwVSmuFn?si=ee9733ca0d2d4d25...

Hey, or whatever…we went to the mall and met some kids at hot topic who gave us a makeover, so now we look like this. Anywayyyy! This week we talk about the mall, mall goths, and a surprise guest appears toward the end!! Be sure to tune in and enjoy these looks that we’re serving! Yaaaaaaa Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠⁠ Need advice...

Hiiii!! This week we talk about one of our favorite video game series, RESIDENT EVIL! We’ve been playing RE9 and Tyler brought a “game” for John to play with him that involves the series. Heheh. Provolone is also starting an advice column, we talk about the new Pokemon starters that were announced recently, and a bunch of other stuff so you’ll definitely have to tune in and watch this week’s episo...

Girrrrrl we are back, where have you been?! This episode we talk about John’s trip to Portland, then we open some…interesting trading cards! We also discuss the latest Dom Com movie Pillion, and we somehow end up having a GENUINELY great conversation about creativity! Be sure to watch & listen & comment & subscribe and all the other things if you feel so compelled to, we love hearing f...

Hi!!! Guess what? We’re doing a special livestream tonight because IT’S OUR 1ST ANNIVERSARY OF SHUT UP, BITCH!! Head to https://.twitch.tv/shutupbitchpod tonight at 7pm PST and hang with us while we play a special mystery game!  This week, Tyler asks John to help him with his Traitors audition in the most Tyler way possible, we recap some of our favorite moments from the past year, and Provolone m...

Hi queers! This week John and Tyler talk about Pink Pantheress, Don Lemon’s husband looking mad as hell, and a special guest makes an unexpected appearance LIVE on the pod!  Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Follow us!  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.ins...

Hi queers! This week John and Tyler share their thoughts on VALENTINE’S DAY! What do you think of this holiday? Please send John a giant teddy bear for V-day and give Tyler something he really needs this year: doxycycline. Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Foll...

HELLO FRIENDS!! This week John talks about fleas in his apartment, Trisha Paytas’ questionable EP, and Tyler becomes a color consultant! We also read some guest book comments so stick around! Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4 Follow us!  https://www.instagram.com/shutupbitchpod https://www.tiktok.com/@shutupbitchpod https://bsky.app/profile/shutupbitchpod.bsky.social John: https://li...

Yoooo!! This week we discuss Tyler’s b-b-b-BIRTHDAYYYYY (yay!) as well as John’s missing birthday present, and a million other things!! We hope y’all enjoy this one, we had a lot of fun goofing off for a while. Be sure to watch/listen and tell Tyler happy birthday (I wrote this description which is crazy tbh, really fishing for compliments this year). Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4j...

What’s up everybody? This week Tyler is obsessed with Luigi’s Mansion so we dive into that for a bit, and John asks when the horrors of capitalism will end (he’s stressed at work). There’s probably 50 other things we discuss but you gotta listen/watch the episode to find out! Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtu...

Hello hello helloooooo!! This week we talk about travel, Heated Rivalry, visiting home for the holidays, and later on we give someone relationship advice. But should you REALLY rely on us for relationship advice? Who knows, you’ll have to watch or listen to find out!  Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@...

Hiiiii! It's been quite a crazy past few weeks with the holidays and work has been insane for John so there's no full episode today. We're sad about it BUT mental health is important and we'll have a new episode next week! Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbitchpod⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Foll...

WOW how is it almost 2026?! Honestly we’re happy to see 2025 go. We’re reflecting on our 2025 and all of the crazy stuff we went through, not to mention starting this podcast! We’re so thankful you’re all here and keep coming back, it means the world. What are your plans for 2026? We wanna know! Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠...

Happy Holidays y’all!! This is John’s favorite time of year according to every time his eyes have glazed over daydreaming about christmas on the pod. Anyway how are you?? Are you getting in the holiday spirit? This episode we talk Christmas, give each other some very special gifts, and discuss who’s on this year’s “Naughty or Nice” list!  Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ Watch t...

Having a bad day? Snow problem! We’re here to cheer you up with a COOL episode about fun winter levels in video games! I’ll stop with the winter puns I’m sorry idk but this episode is really fun!! We also talk about Zootopia 2, the recent Diddy documentary, THE GINGERDEAD MAN (hell yeah) and a bunch of other stuff BUT you gotta watch it to find out!! Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jy...

Wow, can you believe it’s the holiday season already? When did it start snowing in here? Anyway, hi everyone, this week we’re bringing a FUN segment in we call “Every Gift That Made Us Gay”, and we think it’s pretty self explanatory. We also read some guestbook comments and talk about a bunch of other stuff that you’re gonna LOVE so watch the episode!! Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4...

HI!! Did you know straight people exist? Did you know they respond to your questions? This week we ask our favorite straight person several questions that really made us realize “Wow, we’re not so different, them and…us.” We also talk about a million other things but I forgot already. Guess you gotta watch the episode! Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ Watch the episode on YouTub...

Hey queers, Tyler here. Why is Thanksgiving the way it is? I don’t know, but you’re gonna find out how I feel about this holiday in this FUN episode (it actually is a fun episode don’t worry).  John seems to love it, and he’s gonna do everything in his power to make me find one thing I like about it. Let’s see how it goes! Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ Watch the episode on Yo...

Hiiiii! How are you? This past week has been crazy, hasn’t it? In this episode we talk about lots of things but the real highlight comes when Tyler and John make a tier list about something very near and dear to both of them later on. You’ll have to watch it to find out! Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.co...

Hi!! This week we talk about our Halloween experiences (mainly John getting blisters on his feet and being way too uncomfortable in a corset), John finds his old myspace, and some other fun old internet stuff we remember! Oh and Tyler was non binary for a weekend. Join our Discord! ⁠⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠⁠ Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shut...

Hello queers! Hope you all had a fun Halloween! This week we have another installment of CRASH REPORT! For those of you who are new, Crash Report is when we discuss our 3 favorites and least favorites of the month (or longer depending on when we feel like doing these). Make sure you stick around because Tyler says a million things at the end because he doesn’t understand how Crash Report works (bu...

Omg it’s finally Halloween!! What are you wearing this year? Leave a comment and let us know. This episode we discuss some really undeniably spooky things: Tyler’s young obsession with horror movies, Subway accidents, fucked up wigs, and…feet. Don’t say we didn’t warn you! Join our Discord! ⁠https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4⁠ Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com...

Boo!! Sorry, we didn’t mean to scare you. The spookiness continues this week as we discuss which horror villains are gay or not gay, MORE horror movies, and the spookiest thing of all: anxious attachment! We talk about a million other fun queer little things so definitely don’t miss this episode!  Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4 Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠h...

Hey kweenz we’re back and John doesn’t have Covid anymore! This week we’re talking about spooky things like horror movies, ghosts, halloween costumes, and Tyler shares a spooky story. We also read some guestbook comments and answer an email this week so get excited! Join our Discord! https://discord.gg/grS2y4jyN4 Watch the episode on YouTube! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@shutupbi...