Tom, Chris, and Pete
Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine!
Three fully-grown British men who should know better bringing you news, facts, truths, lies, jingles, self-help, witty repartee, nonsense, laughably ill-informed discussions, amateur production values and everything in between. You're going to love Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine!
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Tom, Chris, and Pete
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Latest episode
Apr 2, 2026
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Episodes
Episode 59 - Gas Pipes, Pop Mags, and Intercourse the Penguin 25.01.2023 49:42
Send us Fan Mail Yikes! The three horsemen of the peculiar are back with talk of protests, CDs, crows, seagulls, Twitter polls, Steve Cram, Guinness, Chris' musical, swaps, bone-grinding, pigs, family tears, Nebraskan agriculture, corn, the official fish of Nebraska, dangerous animals of Nebraska, plagiarism, insect bites, Pickleball, dinosaurs, true crime, Japanese bands, and LOADS MORE! Oh,...
Episode 58 - Des Moines, Der Kale, and Das Kapital.. of Armenia 09.01.2023 55:37
Send us Fan Mail Happy New Year! The three purveyors of mirth are back in 2023 with talk of Christmas in Armenia, The monarch's festive speech, telly, cans, early nights, sukiyaki, a trip to the shrine, a musical involving porridge, present swaps, sausage fingers, keyboards, drums, drones, multi-gym, conjoined twins, nan's house, parallel universes, snow sculptures in Grant (Nebraska), e...
Episode 57 (The Christmas Special) - Porridge, Pajamas, and a Jolly Old Elf 19.12.2022 56:26
Send us Fan Mail Merry Christmas! Felicitations at this festive time of year! Open this treasure trove of an episode to reveal talk of mulled wine, lager, roaring fires, advent calendars, Christmas movies, sweepstake news, Chris' musical, a festive limerick, festive agendas, Nebraska at Christmas (they take it seriously), the Nebraskan pop group - Mulberry Lane, Dinty Moore's, KFC, Chr...
Episode 56 - Satsumas, Frezno, and Retaliatory Rabbits 12.12.2022 47:34
Send us Fan Mail Football, football, football! The three goalhangers of mirth are blathering on about going to bed early, football, missing goals, scoreless matches, football, sweepstakes, a Greenland World Cup song, Bristol stereotypes, Nebraskan charity work in Zimbabwe (good on them!), grim tales from Nebraska, kissing, favourite footballers, soccer, opinions on soccer from North Americans, and...
Episode 55 - Crocs, Greenland, and Some Threadbare Gold Shorts 29.11.2022 48:00
Send us Fan Mail The three quipsters are back once again with discourse relating to the World Cup, booze bans, boozy journeys home, a sweepstake, climate change protester names, a trip to Mars, Man (?), Dinty Moore's, a macabre folklore wormhole, a literary challenge, breaking stereotypes, and a WHOLE LOAD MORE. It really will be a special treat! Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication i...
Episode 54 - The Zoo, Zimbabwe, and Squeezing Scandinavians 13.11.2022 49:33
Send us Fan Mail The three funny men are back with talk of zoo trips, pickling, a very snowy sequel from Chris, the dark web, news from Nebraska in Far off Foreign Affairs from Afar, midnight visits from emergency services, senses of shame, morality, a scientific scenario-based questionnaire, Zimbabweans, Japanese festivals, and a whole load more! Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is wh...
Episode 53 - Troubled Ed, Disturbed Sleep, and Tormented on the Toilet 28.10.2022 44:35
Send us Fan Mail Oooh! Happy Halloween! The three frightening philanderers (not really) are back with some spooky vibes. There is talk of cupboards, costumes, beermats, scrolls from ghouls, pumpkins, Dinty Moore's (Nebraska) haunted ice machine, disturbed sleep, quacks, urban legends, creepy pasta (?), haunted dolls, Aka Manto, and a WHOLE LOAD MORE! Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunicat...
Episode 52 - Twenty Mushrooms, Eight Planets, and Seven Dwarves 19.10.2022 50:22
Send us Fan Mail Greetings! The three geysers of mirth are back once again with talk of mottos, letters to brothers, names for new numbers / times in the day, bathing in baked beans, Wesley Smunk, Family Feud (Fortunes), Omahans, wood carving, mushrooms (edible and otherwise), PLANET NEWS, Disneyfication, and fairytales. Crikey! What a load of stuff.....AND THERE'S SO MUCH MORE! Oh, and....T...
Episode 51 - Zodiac, Applejack, and Outfits for Autumn 04.10.2022 45:21
Send us Fan Mail We're back! The trio of middle-aged scampsters are talking about meeting up in the pub, abrasive facial hair, pleasant aromas, breakfast in bed, Autumnal fashion, penance for not doing the pod for a bit, letters, The Nebraska City Apple Jack Festival, some illicit reading material, jet lag, world time zones, and LOADS MORE! Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is whe...
Coming soon..... 21.09.2022 1:30
Send us Fan Mail Well folks, everyone's favourite dose of nonsense will be back in mere days! Stay tuned!
Episode 50 - Quicksand, Nebraska, and Spontaneous Human Combustion 10.08.2022 53:05
Send us Fan Mail Well, it's episode number 50! The three oddballs are back again with talk of quicksand, RoboCop, lovely sport, a chair museum, trespassing on football grounds, trucks, Chaka Demus & Pliers' art, Cycle to Work Day, a revisit to NEBRASKA (!) in Far Off Foreign Affairs From Afar, monkey attacks in Japan, another installment of Tom's series about unexplained conspir...
Episode 49 - Staying Cool, Road Movies, and the Space Hamster 25.07.2022 55:22
Send us Fan Mail Oh yeah! The trio of buffoonery are back once again with chat about the heat, earbuds, being left-handed people, audio books, reading glasses, staying cool, Tip Tops, cold showers, hamsters in space, elaborate paint jobs on trucks, space, Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, a Soviet dog, izakaya, British pubs in Japan, and A WHOLE LOAD MORE! Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication i...
Episode 48 - Scorpions, Bankruptcy, and Sex Toys 11.07.2022 53:47
Send us Fan Mail The trinity of nonsense are back once again with a veritable feast for your aural delight! There's talk of Japanese heatwaves, air conditioning, sunbathing, the Large Hadron Collider, opticians, lack of sleep, kids' art, old men's bizarre health problems, bit more about sleep, scorpions, spiders, entities, amazing facts, farting, sneezing, coughing, rude words, fabr...
Episode 47 - Flashing, Fathers, and a Froggy Washbag 27.06.2022 55:57
Send us Fan Mail The three scamps are back with a good ol' chinwag about proper swimming, delayed trains, Poetry Corner, somewhere new in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, Father's Day, a possible adoption, a face steamer for sale, aromas, Suffragettes, and the prospect of an SYMJ tour, and LOADS MORE! Yeah! Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... ge...
Episode 46 - Bones, Goals, and a Rubber Egg 16.06.2022 52:14
Send us Fan Mail Oh yeah! The triumvirate of nonsense are back once again with talk of nasal waxing, helmets, wardrobe malfunctions, reading glasses, Grimsby Town, close encounters, eggs (again), cereals, McDonalds, Texas, penalty kicks, the Good Housekeeping guide, hammers, and SO MUCH MORE! It's a real feast for your aural pleasure. Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you...
Episode 45 - Sushi, Jubilee, and Opposites Attract 29.05.2022 53:27
Send us Fan Mail Razzle dazzle! The triad of chuckles are back with another episode of the good stuff for you. They'll be talking about drunks in supermarkets (again), l'esprit d'escalier (French that), documentaries about space, football, dating advice, waking up "dead", the Pizza Effect, sushi, the Platinum Jubilee, bunting, antonyms, Paula Abdul, and so much more! Oh,...
Episode 44 - Eavesdropping, Fogg, and a Woman in a Bog 15.05.2022 55:47
Send us Fan Mail Bleeding Nora! The magnificent trio are back once again for a good ol' chinwag about Phileas Fogg, gigs, Chris' foot disorder, pitch invasions, phones / people in toilets, eavesdropping, the youth of today, traveling the globe, and SO MUCH MORE! Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@Yours...
Episode 43 - Biscuits, Boats, and Big Heads 05.05.2022 58:20
Send us Fan Mail The three groovers and shakers are on this episode foaming at the mouth about big baby heads, grey cars, a tortoise, taming a robin, tortoise-inspired poetry, confiscated cans, a day trip to North Korea, drunk food choices, an idea for a detective drama, an idea for a telethon, and a WHOLE LOT MORE! Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in...
Episode 42 - Butter, Rhyming Slang, and a Round Teabag 17.04.2022 55:21
Send us Fan Mail Cor blimey guv'nor! The three china plates are rabbiting on about Easter Eggs, mugs, feta mousse, ice hockey, pigs, game show theme tunes, unspreadable butter, Bendigo, a boxer, kegs vs. eggs / birds, telepathy, rhyming slang, and SO MUCH MORE! Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJas...
Episode 41 - Clay, Cars, and a Day in the Life 04.04.2022 52:21
Send us Fan Mail Hey! Ho! How are you!? The three wind-up merchants are blathering on about listeners in Africa, Antarctica, poor TV, weather, skips, MasterChef, stuffed animals, clay, Mother's Day, news from Bendigo AND Nebraska, designer cars, a day in the life of a middle-distance runner, and the Jasmine Apprentice plus MORE! How very exciting! Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication...
Episode 40 - Gulls, Gangs, and Mt. Zao 20.03.2022 53:23
Send us Fan Mail You alright!? The three questionable gentlemen are speaking of mountains, rodents, birthdays, St. Patrick's Day, late buses, half marathon running, Easter Egg hunting in Bendigo (Australia), gangs, speaking to yourself, self motivation, bad British monkeys, subcultures, and so much more! Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch...
Episode 39 - Pancakes, Pommies, and the Alphabet Song 05.03.2022 51:07
Send us Fan Mail Hey you guys! The three eternal children are back with waffle about disappearing clothes, Pancake(s) Day, jury service, public transport, three sisters, beer festivals, speed drinking, uses for the humble coat hanger, fantasy boxing matches, remembering stuff.... plus a whole lot more! Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Face...
Episode 38 - Staple Guns, Date Etiquette, and the Gold Stamp 21.02.2022 55:51
Send us Fan Mail Allo allo! The three very cheeky monkeys are blathering on about raw squid, Pancakes Day, bowling, a Turkish barber, news from Bendigo (Australia), a Dancehall Reggae duo have been in touch, the mysterious tale of a cricketer in Yorkshire, automatic writing with the Aether, a questionnaire on romance / dating etiquette, and a whole wedge more! Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommu...
Episode 37 - Tina Turner, Down Under, and Post Office Trousers 11.02.2022 51:25
Send us Fan Mail G'day mates! The three flaming gallahs are talking about fridge freezers, what's on telly, the Superb Owl, steak, the dentist, the Winter Olympics, the new place for Far off Foreign Affairs from Afar, evading the authorities, health, social class...and so much more! Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Inst...
Episode 36 - Good Deeds, Spelling Bees, and Growing Old Gracefully 30.01.2022 48:07
Send us Fan Mail Howdy doo-dee! Have you been on the ol' Wordle!? The three occasional pub chums are talking aboot (sic) hospitals, word games, cars, McCook (NE), a major sporting event, growing old, rescuing animals, and much more besides! Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email...
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