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Send us Fan Mail The three satirists of gibber-jabber are back with chat about Zoom quizzes, Charlie Bucket, awkward moments, childhood memories, train accidents, a helpful farmer, NFL, the Summer Solstice, The European Football Championships, football anthems, oboes, bratwurst. Chris is taking us off to Northern Australia AND New York, New York in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar. There's e...

Send us Fan Mail Hola! The three juvenile middle-aged men are back with talk of pillowcases, nits, head grease, scalp tonic, Matt Le Tissier, conspiracy theories, David Icke,  Pluto, Avril Lavigne, The People's Princess, "mates", confessions, Michigan (in Far Off Foreign Affairs From Afar), a woman in a supermarket sign, body odour, The Seven Deadly Sins, AND MUCH MORE! Oh, and....T...

Send us Fan Mail Oh yeah! The three scoundrels are back with talk of surprise birthday parties, Chris' daily life, koala cubs, a man with hooves (clip clop!), cans, Minty B being in touch about Pancake(s) Day, Robocop, the Vatican, ancient carvings, Wagamama's, Grimsby Town FC's facilities, our favourite listener, the good people of Grant (NB), high winds, diapers, greenbacks (?), s...

Send us Fan Mail Guess who's back!? That's right...the triumphant trio return yet again with talk of supermarkets, embarrassing purchases, vests,  service refusal, health checks, shrinking in height (decompression of the spine!), being overweight, liver function, funeral plans, purgatory, cartoons, tank tops, keeping chickens in GRANT, NEBRASKA, a library book amnesty, the Kama Sutra, a...

Send us Fan Mail After a hiatus, the three giggling amigos are back with talk of yoga pants, elephants, koftas, dog bites, Thailand, motorways, luck, horse racing, open roads, supermarket trolleys, pound coins, gambling, keeping the economy afloat, WAGs, The Oscars, Grant (Nebraska), excess property / equipment, an auction, job interview questions, an internship, a crew cab, ball pits, The Banana...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome one and all! On this episode, the three ne'er-do-wells return with talk of illness,  job applications, Grant (Nebraska), world records, Chris' mother, lanyards, plastic forks in a man's beard, number-one singles, rabbits out a hat, paper airplanes, human brains, holding your breath, omelettes, hats, protein powder, petrol money, cremation awakening, a detain...

Send us Fan Mail Yeeeeessss, the jovial three piece are back again with talk of winter, worrying mothers, earmuffs, being sans jacket, bathhouses, capsule hotels, mountain air, condiments, Valentine cards, escaped monkeys, Pennsylvania, bucks, dogs eating things they shouldn't, chilly Canadians, subzero temperatures, Pancakes Day, and more!  Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is whe...

Send us Fan Mail Belated new year greetings to you all! The three lounge lizards of mirth return with talk of whistling, writing on one's own hands, Chris' mysterious neighbour, the lads next door, wheelies, swapsies, art galleries, banana artwork, cyber warfare, Baba Vanga, darts, Luke Littler, the taste for kebabs, condiments, government agencies, and LOADS MORE!  Oh, and....Tom’s Audi...

Send us Fan Mail Merry Christmas to all those who celebrate it from the three unwise middle-aged men! Feast on festive banter about advent calendars, the dentist, KFC, general merriment, Christmas trees, festive songs, The Jarrow Arrow, radio, Mariah Carey, illegal recordings, colouring books, out-of-stock carrots, ashtrays, cherished memories, batteries from Santa, NOT Spain, toilet stuff, logs,...

Send us Fan Mail It's been a minute! The three clowns of communication return with an explanation as to why it's been a month, the tale of a little blue suitcase, Steve Cram in all his guises, Poetry Corner, smearing Nutella, fixing Britain, a mysterious manager, forcing fluid, dead spiders, reanimation, ethics, Doctor Who, sofas/settees/couches, Google reviews, and loads more! What a ho...

Send us Fan Mail Those three horsemen of humour are back again with natter about cats, health checks, livers, stress, gums, a world exclusive from a famous runner (!), concern for Tom, The Beatles, AI, illegal Scandinavian reindeers, a big fence, passports, dynamite in cars, simian escapes, Planet of the Apes, lions in Grimsby, The Day of the Triffids,  a dystopian supermarket experience, and MUCH...

Send us Fan Mail The three wagsters return with prattle about rugby, whiskey, jazz, Mr. Bean, gaming, BBQs, Poetry Corner, birthdays, recruitment agencies, warehouse work, mysterious figures, threatening notes, unions, TikTok lies, pint challenges, Okinawa, sanshin, convenience stores, underpants, scooters, helmets, pubs, bath cans, the supernatural, and Papa.... Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercom...

Send us Fan Mail Cor blimey! The triad of titter return with talk of Pete becoming a pro-wrestler, regional delicacies (pie, mash, and liquor), Poetry Corner returns, there's also talk of effigies, fighting tips, Nutella, vans, flying headbutts, pushing people, butterflies, ponies on buses, holes in the Great Wall of China, sperm donors, sheep in greenhouses, combine harvesters, autumn festiv...

Send us Fan Mail The three peddlers of mirth return with talk of pair tattoos, terms of endearment, incontinence, geography teachers, school, Africa, search engines, bags of cans, rats, there are facts, and a quiz! Cor blimey guv'nor! The rozzers turn up, too!  Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJas...

Send us Fan Mail We're back! The trinity of guff return with talk of a Finnish bear, book clubs, cults, being down south, parole officers, copper theft, a yacht sinking, a postcard from Chaka Demus & Pliers, raw crumpets, spiritual marriage, going back to school, collecting memorabilia, loads (and we mean LOADS) of wine in Moldova, tattoo designs, and plenty more besides.  Oh, and....Tom’...

Send us Fan Mail Greetings! SYMJ will return in its entirety with new content later in the summer, but for now we have a few little bonus episodes looking back at SYMJ's past to keep those plates of interest spinning.... This sample jar is dedicated to Tom's Audience Intercommunication where our custodian of emails / letters / pigeons etc.  regales us with YOUR correspondence. It's...

Send us Fan Mail Hello! SYMJ will be properly back with new content later in the summer, but for now we have a few little bonus episodes looking back at SYMJ's past to keep your proverbial lips moist... In this sample jar we hear a ghost story from the best bar in Nebraska City – Dinty Moore’s, Chris takes us off to Japan for the tale of the space hamster,  we hear about a woman having some p...

Send us Fan Mail Been a minute! SYMJ will be properly back with new content later in the summer, but for now we have a few little bonus episodes looking back at SYMJ's past to tide you over... This sample jar begins with Chris saying goodbye to Grant, Nebraska (our first love), before we hear the words "Dinty Moore's" for the first time (life changer), then there is a bit about...

Send us Fan Mail Bonjour! The trio of titter return with jibber-jabber about dinner parties, crocodile / alligator jokes, putting your foot in it, Poetry Corner, the genitalia of Australians, teeth, broken bones, people from the future, Nebraska City's weather, the price of a beer in Omaha, Runza, Sumo, hot pot, rice, noodles, under Chris' beard, buttocks, beach bodies, ice cream refusal...

Send us Fan Mail Greetings! The three wise(ish) guys are back with talk of the Coronation (yawn), Canada, Australia, New Zealand, King Charles (Poetry Corner), Dinty Moore's, Pickleball, pasta in a stream, New Jersey, a suspect mayor, imaginary characters, microfiche, lesser-known words / phrases, and loads more!  Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get...

Send us Fan Mail Oh what an atmosphere! The trio of chums are back with talk of annoying kids, foul smells, Poetry Corner, Geoff Capes' fury, the pub, the Coronation, Nebraska, Sip Nebraska (booze tasting festival), being naked inappropriately, a quick-fire game from Tom, vegetarianism, and loads more.... Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch...

Send us Fan Mail The trifecta of fun stuff return with waffle about haircuts, moles, steak tartare, dysentery, the return of Poetry Corner, deceased WWE wrestlers, lemon and garlic chicken, YouTube videos, the lesser-known laws of Nebraska, onion breath, planes, horses, oxen, Bia Hoi, cheap beer, secret lives, and LOADS MORE! Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say....

Send us Fan Mail The trio of titter return with guff about Vietnam, underpants, currency, a fun game, Colonel Gaddafi, ice cream, bespoke trousers, a touching letter, out-of-date food, large amounts of snow, admiral talk, Nebraska, Dinty Moore's charity event for Dawn (respect), education, dealing with cheating, vaping, Jane Austen, and so much more! Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunicati...

Send us Fan Mail The triad of guff are back with talk of illness, Australian beans, Vegemite, Chris' musical news, swaps, Hungry Hippos, high-heel boots, first date advice, becoming an admiral in Nebraska, Jim Pillen, cold and flu remedies, balloons, UFOs, sausages, and Tom's Unexplained Paranormal and Conspiracy Theory Whatnots is BACK! PLUS MORE! Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunic...

Send us Fan Mail Tom, Chris, Pete, and Artificial Intelligence bring you this whizz-banger of an episode! There's talk of Bangkok, lookalikes, possible adoptions, man bags, A.I, King Henry VIII, Pickleball, Opal Fruits, Valentines Day, Dr. Love, romantic gestures, Kool-Aid (invented in Hastings, Nebraska), Jouhatsu (people disappearing), Pancakes Day, and a gameshow from Tom! Plus LOTS more! ...