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Send us Fan Mail Whooosh! The three vessels of hilarity are back to bring to you talk of speedboats in Thailand, motion sickness, TV show ideas for adults and kids, sitting on the bus, vandalism, hovercrafts, helicopters, riddles about transport, the bullet train / Shinkansen, train driving, helmets, and SO MUCH MORE!  Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on...

Send us Fan Mail Greetings! The three patrons of questionable establishments return with talk of holidays in Thailand, pet peeves at the dining table, dream dinners guests, Jackie Chan, it's off to the windy city of Chicago in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, overheard conversations regarding eating out, and a lovely scenario-based quiz, PLUS LOADS MORE! Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is...

Send us Fan Mail Bananas! Coconuts! Mangoes to a pub! The three heroes have slightly unbuttoned their shirts to bring you tropical tales from the Maldives with Chris' ex-wife, Pancakes Day in the Tropics, pretending to be a tropical bird, it's off to Thailand for a horrendous bit of news in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, there'll be some bespoke cocktails being made, and then we...

Send us Fan Mail Hello! Them three toerags are back again with spiel concerning wintry preferences, Orwellian dilemmas, hibernation, wet socks, jumping about in Russia in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, cozy times under the covers, the possible consignment of stuff to oblivion, and SO MUCH MORE! Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram,...

Send us Fan Mail Thank you listeners for sticking with us all this way! It's party time! In a bit of a break from the norm, our heroes will be discussing some of their most cherished moments from the past 99 episodes. As well as moments that left a bad taste. This episode was mostly recorded LIVE at McMenemy's Suite in Cleethorpes.  Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have you...

Send us Fan Mail Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! On this festive feast of an episode we have our annual gift exchange, we hear what the celebs do at this time of year, there's a jolly bag of mail from our dear, dear listeners, it's off to Copenhagen in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar with Chris, Tom sees if we can avoid ruining Christmas, before Pete reveals our plans for a Christmas #1 hit...

Send us Fan Mail It's getting colder out there, ISN'T IT!?* These three chilly chaps are chatting about whether they are cold or warm-hearted, you've got your tundric talk in Audience Communication, off to good ol' Norway we go in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, there's this bit about the VERY cold situations, and Tom is asking us to make a few sacrifices for crimes we...

Send us Fan Mail Greetings and welcome! On this episode there is waffle of A-list celebrities favo(u)rite foods (that includes Chris, Pete and Tom), spicy vibes, adventurous dishes, food challenges in Singapore in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar (with a new jingle from Mr. Andrew Scott - thanks!), a trip to a Japanese izakaya , and a quiz on two of the most versatile of ingredients! BooOm!  Tom’...

Send us Fan Mail Hello, and welcome. On this barnstormer of an episode we have television nostalgia, talk of big TVs, talk of fave TV shows, naughty youths in China in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, Tom has a home issue to discuss, public information films, and a quiz about being typecast! Wow-wee!  Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Insta...

Send us Fan Mail Been a while! On this episode, we speak of celebrities being naughty, there are your welcome additions from some old and new voices, Chris takes us back to an old haunt in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, it all gets a bit apocalyptical, then we try to offend the U.K by speaking of accents! Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook,...

Send us Fan Mail That's right. After a bit of a hiatus, SYMJ shall return with full episodes in the very near future. Have a little listen to what them scamps have been up to in the meantime...

Send us Fan Mail Na-Nu Na-Nu! The three jolly earthlings are back with talk of a canine creature in space, favourite space films, it's off to India we go in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, we speak of smells / fragrances in space (kinda!), then there's our old friend, a scenario-based questionnaire about space tourism on a budget, plus more besides!  Tom’s Audience Intercommunication...

Send us Fan Mail Well, the three vagabonds are back again with talk of befriending a mythical beast in China, a doctor offers us his help, we talk about our fave mythological creatures, it's off to Scotland in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, we have an urban legend from Japan, and Tom speaks of Aesop's Fables. It's a mythological feast for your ears! Tom’s Audience Intercommunica...

Send us Fan Mail Been a minute! The three oddballs of oddness have returned from their busy schedules for Chris to talk about using A.I to describe us, there are more futuristic shenanigans from our lovely listeners, we go off to Toyota Woven City in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, Pete questions whether Japan really is all that hi-tech, and then Tom looks at the future of the most important da...

Send us Fan Mail Happy New Year! (can we still say that!?) There is talk of Pete's misfortune, indoor footwear, Chris demonstrates his trend-setting capabilities, there's the first Audience Communication of 2025, it's off to Northern Ireland in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, there are musings about an odd collection of fellows in a Japanese pub, and a hat quiz!  Tom’s Audience I...

Send us Fan Mail Joyeux Noel! Merry Christmas! Feliz Navidad!  We have an exchange of presents between the three pals, Chris talks of hunting down yet another beast, we have Tom's Audience Intercommunication, we're off to South Carolina in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, Tom questions the antics of ol' Santa Claus, and there are further festive developments from a zoo in Osaka, J...

Send us Fan Mail Wild things! Chris regales us with his successful attempt at befriending a legendary beast, there's more beastly talk in Audience Intercommunication, it's off to Denver, Colorado in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, there's hot zoo news from Japan, and Tom shows his caring side despite his apparent lack of empathy.  Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you ha...

Send us Fan Mail Nous parlons d'amour! Chris is talking about young love, there's a bit of spite and a bit of fun in Audience Intercommunication, we're off to Australia in Far Off Foreign Affairs From Afar, we're writing love songs, and Tom will speak of the Greatest Love of all!  Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagra...

Send us Fan Mail Hey! In a bit of a change in format, we'll be basing each episode for the foreseeable future around a theme (possibly very loosely) with this one being all about home! Chris talks about the meaning of home, we've got some home-based correspondence, Chris takes us to China where we’re all ears about a very unusual home, Pete's banging on about vacant houses in Japan,...

Send us Fan Mail Autumnal greetings! The three horror shows of humour return with talk of cat / dog translations, cosmic jokes, claws, eunuchs, being locked in a closet, there's the return of Poetry Corner, the desert, Halloween season, Freddy Krueger, classic horror baddies, Gomez Addams, Hannibal Lecter, liver, lava beans, the Invisible Man, Child's Play, ginger people, killer toys, vi...

Send us Fan Mail Here's 4 minutes plus of some of our best jingles from the last few years all blended together in roughly alphabetical order. Enjoy!  Also available on our YouTube channel..... https://www.youtube.com/@ShowYourselfMr. Jasmine Feel free to share! Need episode coming soon.....

Send us Fan Mail Hello! The three jovial ferrets return with talk of potluck dinner parties, jelly bean games, spicy nachos, hotpot, ribs, eating challenges, dogs, noses, tongues, Chow Chows, Black Jacks, Paul McCartney, platinum, ripped bodies, Oktoberfest, projectile vomiting, Guangyuan Zoo, panda dogs, barking, roast potatoes, Dauphinoise potatoes, Hasselback potatoes, foreign spuds, mnemonics,...

Send us Fan Mail Yeeees! Those three cheeky anthropoids return with talk of pod poverty, money-making schemes, advertisements, friendship, false alibis, cords, pink cards, doggies, lovely fish, naughty pictures, TV, Glen Armpeas, celebrity fallouts, MasterChef, penne, roleplay / improv, sudoku, Glen(n)s, we're going to Nashville in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, toxic books, libraries, ru...

Send us Fan Mail Bin a minute! The three scamps of folly return with talk of musical keyboards, hoildays to Crete, broken toes, water parks, gyros, cider searches, Where's Wally?, annoying people from the West Midlands, we're off to India in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, pebbling dashing, flushing toilets, Dr. Fool / Fuel, people tied to trees, New Delhi, the Oasis reunion, Pete&apo...

Send us Fan Mail Bonjour mes amis! That bunch of humour goons return again with tales of COVID, fever dreams, mindfulness, primordial soup, space boffins, urine, space spanners, flasks of piss, we're off to Paris in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, horses in bogs, ice cream vans, the River Seine, furious Parisians, dirty protests, extra ears, excreting stuff, tops tips for dealing with disa...