Tom, Chris, and Pete

Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine!

Comedy EN ↓ 111 episodes

Three fully-grown British men who should know better bringing you news, facts, truths, lies, jingles, self-help, witty repartee, nonsense, laughably ill-informed discussions, amateur production values and everything in between. You're going to love Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine! 

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Tom, Chris, and Pete

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Comedy

Latest episode

Apr 2, 2026

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Episodes

Episode 35 - Eggs, Eggsploding, and an Eggcellent Adventure 20.01.2022

Send us Fan Mail Hello. Do you like eggs? Are you Canadian? Do you believe in the possibility of time travel? Answer us!!! The three eggsperts in nonsense are speaking about the vets, curtains, going to the tip, fancy meals, hot baths, your teas (dinners) as a kid, eggings in McCook (NE), Canadian accents, popular egg recipes of Canada, exploding ducks, time travel, there's a role-play featur...

Episode 34 - Predictions, Pigeons, and Pickleball 09.01.2022

Send us Fan Mail Happy New Year! The three loonies are banging on about the French fry shortage in Japan, Gardener's World, predictions for the coming year, Pickleball in McCook (NE), the chocolate choices of the heroes of the NHS, pigeons, ratatouille, New Year's resolutions, and so much more!  Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Fa...

Episode 33 - Leftovers, the Lurgy, and Living Off-Grid 28.12.2021

Send us Fan Mail Hey! The genial trio are discussing Chris' bad news, festive leftovers, there's Poetry Corner, a check-in with the news in McCook (NE), Pete describes a traditional Japanese New Year's Eve before the lads discuss his own NYE dilemma, there are facts about the post-Christmas sales, memories of the Millennium Bug, surviving in the wilderness, and so much more! Woah ho...

Episode 32 (The Christmas Special) - A Swedish Gnome, Home Alone, and Fighting Fantasy 17.12.2021

Send us Fan Mail Merry Christmas! The three festive conversationalists speak of sprouts, beans in a cup, there's Poetry Corner, Chris takes us off for festive news from McCook (NE) (at 16.45), Tom bends our minds with an interactive role-playing / dice / Xmas thing, Chris enlightens us about the festive goings-on in Sweden, before Pete wraps it up with a quiz about EVERYONE'S favourite C...

Episode 31 - Pilgrims, Poetry, and a Peashooter 06.12.2021

Send us Fan Mail Salut! The three wise men are blathering on about Thanksgiving, illness, Toys R Us, poetry (exciting new section!), Tina Turner, McCook (NE) from 17.15, alarm clocks, Australian cats on leads, and the Nativity! Woah!  Oh, and....Tom’s Audience Intercommunication is where you have your say... get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@proton...

Episode 30 - Victoriana, Burnt Toast, and Dead Hamsters 25.11.2021

Send us Fan Mail Bonjour! The three rapscallions are chatting about biting people and turning them into the undead, we go off to McCook in Nebraska (from 15.45), Pete shares his high-speed morning routine, Tom speaks of stock readymade insults with a pub story, and Chris does a quiz based on the ol' higher or lower format about landmarks. Plus more! Can you catch your breath!? My word!  Oh, a...

Episode 29 - Disappointing Destinations, Dreadful Discourse, and a Dishonest Demolition 09.11.2021

Send us Fan Mail Hello! The three compadres are back once again with talk of Sesame Street / Rainbow, BIG NEWS in McCook NE (from about 13.55), Pete's moonlighting on another podcast (see the monster link below), the Mandela Effect, hometowns (Chris has been reading Bill Bryson), and there's a quiz about Japanese proverbs which is about as much fun as it sounds! Hoo-ha! Tom’s Audience In...

Episode 28 - Hallow’s Eve, Tumbleweeds, and a Fight to the Death 28.10.2021

Send us Fan Mail Yippee! Show Yourself Mr. Jasmine is ONE! It's been exactly a year since the three ol' chums published the first ever episode.... and do we have a treat in store! There's an apology in Audience Intercommunication alongside talk of ghosts, we go off to McCook, Nebraska to talk about their Tumbleweed Festival, Tom makes a ghoulish discovery, Chris does a quiz based on...

Episode 27 - Clean Coins, Cats, and Genghis Khan 18.10.2021

Send us Fan Mail Salutations! The three fellas are back with more hot fun for your ears. There's talk of cat names, socks, getting old, James Bond, Greta Thunberg vs. Genghis Khan, trouble at school, and BREAKING NEWS - we're leaving Norfolk in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar for a brand new city! Woooo! Oh, and.... Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you lot have your say....

Episode 26 - Oktoberfest, Beelzebub, and a Polynesian Fun Pub 30.09.2021

Send us Fan Mail Oh baby! The three nincompoops are back with nonsensical chat about the ULTIMATE in EVIL, Oktoberfest, and there's a virtual trip to a new Polynesian fun pub that has opened in Chris' neck of the woods. Also, there's a rap from Chris calling out the The Norfolk Daily News, Nebraska - feisty!  Oh, and.... Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you lot have y...

Episode 25 - Parkour, Pants, and Crumbs in the Butter 16.09.2021

Send us Fan Mail Hey you lovely people! The three fellas are discussing Labor Day in Norfolk (Nebraska), autobiographies, Parkour, Irish fashion faux pas, and a whole lot more! Oh, and.... Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you lot have your say.... Get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). 

Episode 24 - Busy Bodies, Bumblebees, and Battening Down the Hatches 04.09.2021

Send us Fan Mail Why hello there! The three toerags are discussing underpant swimming, sliders, podcast preferences, ventriloquist dummies, rum rations, typhoons, heroic acts, and more....my word!  Oh, and.... Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you lot have your say.... Get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com).  Craic on! 

Episode 23 - Psychopaths, Cycle Gaffs, and a Round of Top Trumps 18.08.2021

Send us Fan Mail Bonza! The three buffoons discuss news from Norfolk, Nebraska, we finally decide who is the BEST with Tom's Top Trumps, news about an officer of the law coming a cropper on his bicycle, and a discussion on grunting in Tennis. Phew! Oh, and.... Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you lot have your say.... Get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmi...

Episode 22 - Caskets, Cable Cars, and a Thin Moustache 05.08.2021

Send us Fan Mail Hot dang! The three cavaliers discuss BIG NEWS in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, queueing for long periods of time, and we're back again with more fun and japes in the Jasmine Olympics.  Oh, and.... Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you lot have your say.... Get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). ...

Episode 21 - Crab Fishing, Cannibalism, and the Jasmine Olympics 23.07.2021

Send us Fan Mail Hey you guys! The three virtual Olympians interview a human guest for the first time ever (Andrew Scott, host of the It's a Conspiracy! podcast), and you may think the Olympics proper ain't such a good idea, but the Jasmine Olympics certainly are - they're jam-packed with music, games, facts, fun, and most importantly....tears.  Oh, and.... Tom's Audience Inter...

Episode 20 - Solo BBQs, Bath Cans, and Chicken's Got Talons 14.07.2021

Send us Fan Mail Kumquats! The three bananas discuss Nebraska City, Pete has facts about loneliness, Chris speaks Flemish, Tom talks about shape-shifting reptilian overlords, and business ideas are shared.  Oh, and.... Tom's Audience Intercommunication is where you lot have your say.... Get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com).  It&ap...

Episode 19 - Magnets, The Buzzman, and Polynesian Appropriation 27.06.2021

Send us Fan Mail Konnichiwa! The three tomodachis (Japanese, that) talk about hunting permits in Nebraska City, UFOs, dad jokes in the UK, and there's a Japanese language quiz where Chris reveals that he's semi-fluent in the language despite never stepping a foot in the country nor having ever studied the language - your guess is as good as ours!  Oh, and.... Tom's Audience Intercom...

Episode 18 - Rattlesnakes, Trousersnakes, and Skimming Stones 16.06.2021

Send us Fan Mail Hello! The three troubadours discuss remote viewing (Tom's gifted in something we'll never understand), a gift from a man to his wife that's a bit salty, and some musical memories. Dinty Moore's in Nebraska City are again the focus of love AND attention, too. Oh, and....Audience Intercommunication is where you lot have your say.... Get in touch on Facebook, Ins...

Episode 17 - Kriss Kross, Spider Monkeys, and Trouble on the Trains 03.06.2021

Send us Fan Mail Bonjour! The three hombres are back with news from Nebraska City (12.06) followed by talk of Tom's washing line, spider monkeys, and poor behaviour on Japanese trains. You gotta LOVE it!  Oh, and....Audience Intercommunication is where you lot have your say.... Get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). 

Episode 16 - In the News, Green Shoes, and Dinner Party Blues 19.05.2021

Send us Fan Mail Hello! The three bloody blokes (after Chris finally shows up, tut-tut) have a yarn about heroics at the beach, dinner party guests, Nebraska City (from 33.51), and the biggest hill IN THE WORLD!  Audience Intercommunication is where you lot have your say.... Get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com). 

Episode 15 - Free Money, Horror Highways, and Tidings from Tito 07.05.2021

Send us Fan Mail Hola! Been on the ol' Social Media recently!? It's a game, eh!? The three amigos talk about a lucrative email offer, their pet peeves on Facebook and the like, a WWE Hall of Famer makes an appearance,  we go off to Nebraska City for a horror story, there's talk of Tom, Chris, and Pete having a romantic weekend away together, before Tom wraps it up with a scientific...

Episode 14 - Vanilla Ice, Pastries, and a Possible Concussion 23.04.2021

Send us Fan Mail WadduP!? Ready for a special treat? The three geezers talk about a mysterious object in a tree, Tom conducts a science experiment, Greta Thunberg shows up, news from Nebraska City (Chris ain't happy), amazing facts, and more! Strewth!  Oh, and Audience Intercommunication where you lot have your say.... Get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via em...

Episode 13 - Grease, Barney, and Doing Time 11.04.2021

Send us Fan Mail Top of the morning to you! You alright? The three scoundrels are back with tales of greasy pennies, a man naming himself after a Japanese restaurant, amazing facts about volcanoes, footballing ancestors, and prison, plus more besides! Crackerjack!  Ooh, not forgetting Audience Intercommunication where you lovely listeners run the show!  Get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter...

Episode 12 - Stowaways, Hit Parades, and Worms 25.03.2021

Send us Fan Mail Hey there! The three vagabonds are back with news of elderly stowaways, AI charts, news of an odour from Nebraska City, amazing facts, and so much more! Fasten your seatbelts! Not forgetting, the Audience Intercommunication section where we hear from YOU!  Get in touch on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter (@YourselfJasmine), or via email (symj@protonmail.com).  Enjoy! 

Episode 11 - The Pigeons, The Pictures, and The Pints Down the Pub 12.03.2021

Send us Fan Mail Those three blackguards are back with yet more tomfoolery! Do you like pigeons? The pub? Audience Intercommunications kicks us off with a burning question, the children from Grant singing, there's the tale of Colin Pigeon, down the pub with Tom, somewhere new in Far Off Foreign Affairs from Afar, a pigeon fact, and an animal hybrid quiz to finish! Wowzer!  Get in touch on Fac...

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