Shitty Song of the Week

It's a wildcard episode this week as Adam comes back on the show with some of the most confusing music we've gone through. Can a song with everything wrong with it and horrible shrieking beat a song with unconventional instruments and pretentious bullshit. You get to decide between: OneDay: Whatever Floats Your Boat (Or Sink It) vs Superorganism: The Prawn Song

This week Branden and Red go down one of the most bizarre rabbit holes as they take a look at some country music. Can a song ripping off another hit beat what can be considered the greatest vocals brought to the show. You get to decide between: Bo Daddy Harris: Queen of My Heart vs Jake Owen: I Was Jack (You Were Diane)

This week Karl from Who Are These Podcasts joins the show to go through some of the worst rock songs of the 2000's. Can a douche rock song with reggaeton vocals and cheerleaders for background singers beat a metal song with horrible everything and a snare drum that is a crime against nature? You get to decide between: Skindred: That's My Jam vs Metallica: Purify We also check out the song Stutteri...

This week Branden and Red go through some shit female rappers to see what is more irritating; a shitty beat or ridiculous lyrics and a tone deaf voice. You get to decide between: Leikeli47: Chitty Bang vs Summer Reign: Tighten Up

It's time to get up and dance as we go through club/pop music. Mike from WFOD joins the show to see what is worse. A song performed by reality show stars who have no business making music. Or a song by a one hit wonder trying to make a comeback on the coattails of a dead guy. You get to decide between:   Silva Twins: Lock Your Number vs Lou Bega: Scatman and Hatman

It's time for another America vs Australia showdown as Turch from We Only Do One Take joins the show. Can a chivalrous rapper be worse than a couple teens screaming about getting fucked up and freaky? You get to decide between: Bangz: Take U to Da Movies vs Brokencyde: Freaxxx

This week Delvin Cox joins the show to go through some rap music. Can a song about wanting to fuck with some questionable lyrics beat a song with a 1920's detective theme and nonsense music? You get to decide between: Notorious B.I.G: Dreams vs Nas: Who Killed It

This week Branden couldn't make it, but that didn't stop Red from having that motherfucker Jodie B on to shit on some arena rock. Can a "sportsball anthem" beat a whole lot of mumbling and noise? You get to decide between: All Good Things: For the Glory vs U2: Numb

It's a battle of shitty solo artists as Adam joins the show once again to see what is more upsetting to listen to. A song with horrible keys and annoying vocals, or an out of tune song about Ringworm. You get to decide between: Paul McCartney: Temporary Secretary vs Van Morrison: Ringworm

Jon from Jon Breaks Bad News joins the show this week to go through some folk punk. Can a song with a horrible singer and lyrics that are impossible to decipher beat a song with ridiculous lyrics and a droning vocalist. You get to decide between: O'Death: Down to Rest Vs Kimya Dawson: The Beer

It's time to go through some cover songs! Teresa from Bad Poets Society joins the show to discuss what is the bigger disappointment; an incredibly poppy EDM "punk" cover of a pop song? Or an industrial "punk" cover of a hip hop classic. Get ready to kill one of Reds babies as we break down: Attack Attack!: I Kissed a Girl vs Mindless Self Indulgence: Big Poppa

This week Branden and Red go back in time to take a look at some classic rock to see what is more disappointing, a song with some of the dumbest lyrics to ever exist? Or a bizarrely upbeat breakup song with an annoying piano? You get to choose between: Alice Cooper: Lost In America vs REO Speedwagon: In Your Letter

It's a Royal Rumble this week as we're joined by the guys from 69 Whiskey to break down some wrestling intro songs. Can a soft sweet doo wap song beat essentially a shitty ringtone that's nothing but scat? You get to decide between: Bertha Faye: Sweet Lovin' Arms vs Blue Pants: Blue

This week Branden and Red go through two rap songs to see what is more enraging. A song by a rap icon simping for a middle aged model. Or an emo rap song that gets screamed at you with an annoying hook. You get to decide between: Snoop Dogg/ Heidi Klum: Chai Tea with Heidi vs Mario Judah: Remember Your Name

This week Adam comes back to go through some of the worst live performances we could find. Can a popular song slowed way down and featuring an overhyped guest singer beat a generic pop punk tragedy by the daughter of rock royalty. You get to decide between: Korn featuring Amy Lee: Freak on a Leash vs Kelly Osborne: Shut Up  

It's the first round of 2022 and we are going through some shitty country music! Can an upbeat earworm that advertises for a bunch of places beat a slow country doo-wap song with incestuous overtones? You get to decide between: Walker Hayes: Fancy Like vs Garth Brooks: We Belong to Each Other

This is it. The final round of Shitty Song of the Year! Join Red and myself as we go through the top 12 and really break down these songs to find the worst song of the year. 

It's round two of Shitty Song of the Year and Jodie B joins us to go through the top 25 songs. Who's going to move onto the finals? Did your favorite get cut? Tune in to find out!

This week Red comes back to go over a category that we'll call douche rock in order to see what's worse, a novelty hard rock song with a poor choice in lead singer and lame lyrics, or a bland song with a tired overplayed metaphor that is covered in douche chills. Seriously there is a clear winner this week. But you get to decide between: Cuestack feat David Hasselhoff: Through the Night vs Five Fi...

This week Adam from The Internet is a Toilet joins the show to discuss songs that were written for the artists children. Can a song written and sung by a drummer that features no drums and could have been written by a 5 year old beat a song written with way too many lyrics that covers every age of the writers kid. You get to decide between: Motley Crue: Brandon vs Peter Cetera: Apple of Your Daddy...

It's time for our final America vs Australia showdown of the year! We are joined once again by Turch from We Only Do One Take to go through two horrible pop songs. Can a remake of a song written by a 13 year old girl beat a song performed by an MTV made boy band featuring Chris Farley's brother? You get to decide between: Nikki Webster: Strawberry Kisses vs 2Gether: The Hardest Part of Breaking Up...

This week Turch from We Only Do One Take joins the show for a wildcard episode to see what is more disappointing. A wannabe upbeat "reggae" song with nonsense lyrics and a musical token, or an old reggae cover of a gospel song composed by a man considered to be a guitar god. You get to decide between: David Lee Roth: No Big Ting vs Eric Clapton: Swing Low Sweet Chariot Leave us a voicemail 910-370...

This week Crippled Jesus joins the show for a generic rock episode to see if Cake has what it takes to beat Weezer for the title. Can a song with droning boring lyrics that make no sense beat a song written about clothing but self edited to sound childish and dumb? You get to decide between: Weezer: Where's My Sex vs Cake: Frank Sinatra Leave us a voicemail 910-370-1604 Follow us on twitter over a...