Shitty Song of the Week

This week Adam comes back to the show to go through a general pop episode. Can a #1 hit song with the dumbest childish lyrics beat out a blatant Michael Jackson ripoff with shit skits and terrible talk singing? You get to decide between: Owl City: Fireflies vs Corey Feldman: Duh Leave us a voicemail 910-370-1604 Follow us on twitter over at https://twitter.com/ShittySongPod  and vote on which song...

This week Vinnie Paulino from the Creep Off joins the show and Branden phones it in as we go through the musical career of a couple wrestlers. But really it's great opportunity to shit all over Hulk Hogan. You get to decide who has the worst song this week between: Hulk Hogan: Beach Patrol vs Macho Man Randy Savage: Be a Man Leave us a voicemail 910-370-1604 Follow us on twitter over at https://tw...

Mike from WFOD comes back to the show to go through some 90's hip hop to see what is worse. A song with a lame story and more than half of it is the hook. Or a song that tells the story of a little bitch who can't handle kinky pussy. You get to decide between: City High: What Would You Do vs Vanilla Ice: Stop That Train Leave us a voicemail 910-370-1604 Follow us on twitter over at https://twitter...

This week we pander to those who pander to the masses about the Red, White and Blue, fishing, Jesus and America as Jake from Fartmouth podcast joins the show with some pandering Country music to see what is worse. A song pandering to America on its birthday, or a song pandering to literally every known country stereotype. You get to decide between: Florida Georgia Line: I Love My Country vs Toby K...

This week things get oddly country as Branden and Jodie go through some hick hop to see what is more infuriating; a song with a depressing rhythm, out of place solos and virtually every stereotype in the lyrics. Or a song that really has no substance to it and may be on the show just to piss people off. You get to decide this week between: Apalachee Falls: Country Roads  vs Cowboy Troy: Bus Driver...

This week things take an interesting turn as Branden and Red dive into the music of some famous YouTubers to see what is more annoying to listen to: some upbeat dance track that's filled with slurs, or a trap rap song written by a streamer who was banned from a game? What song has Red so furious with Branden this week? You get to decide which song is worse between: Jeffery Star: Blow Me vs Faze Ja...

This week Branden travels to Red's kill shack in West Virginia to go through some brand new country songs to see what is worse: when country music uses every stereotype to pander to its fans. Or when they decide to go the exact opposite route as a "Fuck You" to the fans. You get to decide between: Darius Rucker: Beers and Sunshine vs Brantley Gilbert: Worst Country Song of All Time Leave us a voic...

This week we take a look at one of the most iconic hip hop groups ever, and a shit hit song that they decided to censor themselves. Delvin Cox joins the show to see what is worse between that or when a former member of said group goes solo and raps about one of his biggest fears. Oh and also god gets thrown into the mix because why not? You get to decide this week between: 2 Live Crew: Pop That Pu...

Jodie B returns to the show in an attempt to kill one of Branden's babies. It's surf rock vs new wave this week as we take a step back in time to see what is more offensive. A song with nonsense lyrics and random obnoxious noises, or a song that covers parts of songs and throws in the worst synth solos you've ever heard. You get to decide between: B-52's: Rock Lobster vs Devo: Secret Agent Man Lea...

This week Adam comes back to celebrate the world of women in music. Specifically how terrible it can be. We cover a wide variety of songs to see what is worse, a Lady Gaga knockoff song with lyrics that make no sense and barely rhyme. Or a retarded pop punk song about working on mental health sung by two famous "musicians" who have never grown in their lives. You get to decide between: Willow/Avri...

Devan from Rubberneckers joins the show this week with an 80's wild card episode! He brings a song that his cohost really likes but apparently is dogshit. But can it beat the song Branden brings? What's worse: a slow droning song about literally nothing, or an ultra upbeat song with annoying hooks and retarded lyrics. You get to decide between: Cold Chisel: Cheap Wine  vs Q-Feel: Dancin' in Heaven...

Break out your JNCO jeans and flip your baseball hats backwards, it's time to give it all for the Nookie as we dive into one of the musical anomalies of the world, Limp Bizkit. Boomer Bob joins the show this week to go through the evolution of one song and try to figure out which version is worse. A song with massive musical drop offs and droning vocals, or a song that is just 4 minutes of name dr...

This week Crippled Jesus comes back to go through a couple 90's rock songs from classic rockers. Two heavy hitters go head to head to see what is more infuriating; a song trying to sound like everything that was popular at the time, or a song written about a color and not a metaphor for anything whatsoever? You get to decide this week between: Def Leppard: All I Want Is Everything vs Aerosmith: Pi...

This week we take a look at a couple country songs to see what is worse, a song being spoken to you with a metronome for a beat, or a sad poser country song that rips off every other country song out there. You get to decide which takes the title between: Sam Hunt: Breaking Up Was Easy In The 90's vs Morgan Wallen: Sand In My Boots Leave us a voicemail 910-370-1604 Follow us on twitter over at htt...

This week Branden is joined by Royce and Mersh from Revenge of the Cis to go through the audio abortion known as 90's pop rock. This is a genre that we don't go through often and for good reason, it's painful. But we suffer through these two shit heaps to see which is worse, a song filled with lyrical nonsense and skits for some reason. Or a song fixated on the dumbest object and thinking you can...

This week we go way back to the early 70's to see what made country music so great. And by that I mean ridiculous outdated lyrics and perhaps the biggest musical ripoff of another artists work. Comedian and host of the Todd Glass show Todd Glass joins us to find out if Merle Haggard has what it takes to beat Glenn Campbell for the title. You get to decide between: Merle Haggard: Okie From Muskogee...

It's a celebrity wild card episode this week as we go through two songs that couldn't be more different but they have one thing in common. They were written and performed by actors, athletes, any sort of celebrity that decided to branch out and try music. And holy fuck these two never should have done that. But you get to decide what is worse, a braggadocious basketball rap with too much bass and...

Lame guitar solos, lazy, douchey lyrics, and the most unoriginal, sterile radio friendly bullshit you've ever heard. We go back in time with that Motherfucker himself Jodie B to the early 2000's to take a look at a genre known a "Butt Rock" to see if acoustic Finger Eleven can beat out the blip on the radar known as Hinder. You get to decide between: Finger Eleven: Paralyzer vs Hinder: Lips of an...

This week Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? returns to the show to break down the phenomenon that was 80's hip hop. We go through two icons in the genre to try and figure out what it was that made this music so popular to begin with. And all of this to answer the question of what is worse, a song about teenage angst and pedophilia by a man that is universally beloved. Or a song about friendship by...

Can a song about the weather beat a song about a woman that could never exist? Adam from The Internet is a Toilet podcast joins the show to help decide which Boy Band is worse between: HeartBeat Boys: I Like The Rain vs O*Town: Liquid Dreams Leave us a voicemail 910-370-1604 Follow us on twitter over at https://twitter.com/ShittySongPod  and vote on which song you think is the worst. Also check ou...

This may be one of the more evenly matched battles we've had on the show. Pandering lyrics, out of place music and lackluster guitar solos are whats featured as we dive into some horrible country music. Does Florida Georgia Line have what it takes to beat some American Idol reject Jimmie Allan? You get to decide between: Florida Georgia Line: Long Live vs Jimmie Allan: Freedom Was a Highway Leave...

Horrible sex metaphors, whiny rich boys, and so many blatant rip-offs. Eric Zane from the Eric Zane Show joins us this week to try and see if repeat offender Alice Cooper has what it takes to take down Iron Maiden front man Bruce Dickinson. Can Alice's sexy voice and shitty building ethics beat Bruce and his sad attempt to replicate 80's rock songs. Who has what it takes between: Alice Cooper: Hou...

Join us and PJ Philliam from We Are Assholes as we go way back in time to break down some 70's singer/songwriters. Why would we do this? To see what is worse: a band of non musicians who rock the fuck out of a tambourine and are surprisingly upbeat about destroying the earth, or a love song written for and about a couple of rodents featuring the first animal solo on the show. You get to decide bet...

This week that motherfucker himself Jodie B joins the show to try and figure out what exactly is a jam band. And why anyone would listen to it without a head full of acid All this to decide what is worse between a song that tries to figure out what it is or a bizarre song made with a homemade instrument about absolutely nothing. You get to decide between: O.A.R- Crazy Game of Poker vs That 1 Guy:...

Horribly slow, upbeat music, some of the laziest songwriting, a lot of unnecessary thanking and of course a geography lesson. All this and more as Red and Branden break down two retarded reggae songs. It's no wonder we rarely go through this genre. It's so fucking dumb. Anyway, either way I guess you can't go wrong this week but really only one host brought an actual reggae song. So you get to dec...