Shitty Song of the Week

Grab your silver spoons and fire up the trust funds, Shitheads—this week, we are diving deep into the glorious, untalented world of musical nepotism. Red and Jodie B are back, and they’ve brought in a special guest who knows a thing or two about a thing or two; Branden "Fish" ! Together, the trio are dissecting what happens when fame, fortune, and a legendary last name completely bypass...

We're back from the 1st Qualifier with a brand-new bracket and a whole new pile of shitty songs to go through!! And we're starting the 2nd half off with some Hick Hop!!! Can the musical equivalent of a cousin-marriage beat a song that sounds like a fender bender and a mud bog?? YOU be the JUDGE!!! Jawga Boyz - Hick Hop Thang VS Nu Breed - Outlaw Man Vote via  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠ ,  ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord, Youtu...

The bracket is live, the stakes have never been higher, and the path to the 2026 title begins right here. Welcome to the first qualifier of the 7th Annual Shitty Song of the Year tournament. It’s a bloodbath of bad production, questionable lyrics, and sonic disasters as Red and Jodie return to the helm to navigate the wreckage. But they aren't doing it alone—joining the panel this week are special...

Here's a little something to hold you over while you wait for the 1st Qualifier of 2026, a FREE Hidden Track episode straight from the Patreon!!! Back in February, Red and Jodie listened to a barely known Chris Stapleton album under "The Jompson Brothers" moniker. You tell us, whether or not you think this album is about his wiener or not...

This week, Jodie and Red are joined by John Jamingo for a WILDCARD episode that's not so wild. Can a stupid song that makes you spell stuff beat a song that's mildly racist and yells at you for no reason? YOU be the JUDGE! John Mellencamp - R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A. VS Bruce Springsteen - Crush on You Follow  ⁠ Jamingo on Twitter . Listen to their show HERE . Vote via  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠ ,  ⁠⁠⁠⁠...

This week, Jodie and Red are joined by the Queen Turd herself, Tuhresa, to go through some Mumble Rap. Can a stupid song that is actual lyrical diarrhea and might be about a cartoon character, beat a song by a kid with dreadlocks who mumbles about Jesus? YOU be the JUDGE!! Desiigner - Tiimmy Turner VS Seven Harris - Chosen Follow Teresa  ⁠  on Twitter . Listen to their show HERE . Vote via  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tw...

This week, Red and Jodie are joined by Mike from WFOD to go through "The Songs That Piss Us Off." Can a creepy "Herbert the Pervert" kind of song beat a song about peeing and how much it hurts? YOU be the JUDGE! Steely Dan - Everyone's Gone To The Movies VS Frank Zappa - Why Does It Burn When I Pee? Follow Mike  ⁠ on Twitter @WFODShow And visit his show's website !! Lis...

This week, Red and Jodie are joined by Bruce from the Road Rage 101 Podcast to go through some 80s and 90s Pop/Rock! Can a gross love song filled with overly sexy innuendo beat a song about a mans first time with a woman? YOU be the JUDGE!! Michael Bolton - Can I Touch You... There? VS Rod Stewart - The Balltrap Follow Bruce  ⁠ on Twitter . Listen to their show HERE . Vote via  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠ , ...

This week, Jodie and Red are joined by Branden to go through some Rock/Metal Music! Can a song with only 1 instrument and a bunch of mouths beat a song that's pretentious with boring vocals?? YOU be the JUDGE! Von Canto - Kings of Metal VS Sully Erna + Billy Morrison - Becoming Follow Branden  ⁠ on Twitter . Vote via  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠ ,  ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord OR under the episode description on Spotify....

This Week, Jodie and Red are joined by Delvin Cox to go through some Rap Music!! Can a tattle-tale diss track beat a youngster with a dirty mouth?? YOU be the JUDGE!!! Gucci Mane - Crash Dummy VS Lil RT - 60 Miles Follow Delvin  ⁠ on Twitter . Listen to their show HERE . Vote via  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠ ,  ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord OR under the episode description on Spotify. Join the  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join the  ⁠Disc...

This week, Red and Jodie have a WILDCARD episode!! That means, there's no specific genre this week. So anything goes!!! Can a country song about being gay beat a song that coattail rides and is gayer than the song it's up against? YOU be the JUDGE!! The Cowgays - Wish I Wasn't Gay VS mgk - Star Man Follow SSOTW  ⁠ on Twitter . Vote via  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠ ,  ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord OR under the episode descript...

This week, Jodie and Red go through some Country Music!! Can an embarrassingly corny, try-hard country song that sounds like a desperate attempt at a “big guy anthem” beat a song that recycles the same tired farming/sex double entendres over and over like a broken record? YOU be the JUDGE!!! Keith Anderson - XXL VS Craig Morgan - Corn Star Follow  ⁠ SSOTW on Twitter . Vote via  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠ , ...

This week, Red and Jodie are joined by Bobby Booshay, to go through some annoying Pop music!! Can a pre-pubescent song about hair and swag, beat a song that tries to convince a family member they're not gay?? YOU be the JUDGE!!! Willow Smith - Whip My Hair VS Bad Bunny - Tití Me Preguntó Follow  ⁠  on SSOTW on Twitter . Follow the show on Y outube . Vote via  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠ ,  ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord OR und...

This week, Jodie and Red are flying solo and going through some Rock Music!!! Can a clunky, self-help sermon about cutting ties with "bad influences" beat a play-by-play first-person suicide attempt? YOU be the JUDGE!!! Puddle of Mudd - Free VS BadFlower - Ghost Follow SSOTW  ⁠ on Twitter . Vote via  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠ ,  ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord OR under the episode description on Spotify. Join the  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon...

This week, Jodie and Red are joined by Jason Alme, to go through some Classic Rock!! Can a song that was made famous by 1 misheard lyric that you thought was an original, but turns out it was a cover, beat a song that was famous for being ONLY used in road trip movies?? YOU be the JUDGE!!! Bruce Springsteen - Blinded by the Light VS Lindsey Buckingham - Holiday Road Subscribe to Alme's show on YOU...

This week, Red and Jodie are joined by Teresa, former co-host of SSOTW and host of her new show, And Now You Know, to go through some Remixes! Can a yucky song about sex and bodily fluids beat a guy named after a bodily fluid who made an Adderall-fueled fever dream?? YOU be the JUDGE!! Justin Bieber+FL/GA LiLine - Yummy (Country Remix) VS Jimmy Urine - Somebody, Someone (Korn Remix) Follow  ⁠Teres...

This week, Jodie and Red and joined by John Jamingo from the Boomer Bunker Podcast to go through some 70's Pop music! Can a weird song that sounds like circus music beat a song that's the equivalent of "just laying there?" YOU be the JUDGE!! Sonny + Cher - A Cowboy's Work Is Never Done VS Debby Boone - You Light Up My Life Follow Boomer Bunker  ⁠ on Twitter . Listen to their show HERE . Vote via ...

This week, Red and Jodie do what they do best. And that's go through some Country Music!!! Can the most pander-y, redneck, double-entendre'd song about tractors beat a song with the worst pornographic onomatopoeia ever? YOU be the JUDGE!! So, wait... you guys ever watched puppet porn? Dustin Lynch - She Cranks My Tractor VS Trace Adkins - Brown Chicken, Brown Cow Week 10 Vote via  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠...

This week, Jodie and Red are joined by Branden to go through some Pop Music! Can the boy band version of "I'm rubber, you're glue" beat self-indulgent, accordion Pop?? YOU be the JUDGE!!! Boy Throb - Finger VS Kesha - JOYRIDE Follow Branden  ⁠ on Twitter . Vote via  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠ ,  ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord OR under the episode description on Spotify. Join the  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠ Join the  ⁠Discord⁠

This week, Red and Jodie are joined by Pepper from The History Buffs Podcast to go through "Southern Rap." Can an egregious song about sex with pregnant women beat a song making fun of Rednecks??? YOU be the JUDGE!! UGK - Pregnant Pussy VS Who TF is Justin Time? - Errbody Country Follow  ⁠ Pepper on Twitter . Listen to their show HERE . Vote via  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠ ,  ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord OR under the episod...

This week, Jodie and Red are joined by Nick from Record Rippers and Beelzebuds, to go through some Metal Music!! Red had some technical difficulties about halfway through (You won't know that because Red is a master editor!) so Jodie brings it on home!! Can a sad, slow, whiney ass song about some stupid novel beat Cookie Monsters suicide note set to music? YOU be the JUDGE!!! The Devil Wears Prada...

This week, Red and Jodie are flying solo and are going through some Industrial Music!!! Can a weird song about Alligators, Space Invaders and Rock and Roll beat a slow, droning soundtrack song about futuristic motorcycles?? YOU be the JUDGE!!! Rob Zombie - Rock and Roller VS NIN - I Know You Can Feel It Vote via  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠ ,  ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord OR under the episode description on Spotify. Join the...

This week, Red and Jodie have Mysh in the studio to go through some Pop Music!!! Can a weird Walking Dead love song beat a standard karaoke cover by Roz from Monsters Inc? YOU be the JUDGE!!!! Justin Timberlake - Supplies VS JoJo Siwa - Bette Davis Eyes Follow and watch Mysh on Twitch . Vote via  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠ ,  ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord OR under the episode description on Spotify. Join the  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠...

This week, Jodie and Red had Chris James on the show to have a WILDCARD Episode!! That means ANY genre, ANY year... will go head-to-head!! Can a freshman country artist that eek'd his way into the genre with a song SOOO country it was co-signed by 2 country music legends, beat a song SOO old, the "music video" is in black and white? Oh, and by the way, it's about domestic abuse. YOU be the JUDGE!!...

This week, Jodie and Red are joined by Delvin Cox to obviously go through some Rap Music. Can a repetitive song about a childish word beat a repetitive song about a childish cartoon that's horny-adjacent? YOU be the JUDGE!!! Lil Yachty - Peek A Boo VS Ice Spice - Big Guy Follow Delvin Cox  ⁠  on Twitter . Listen to their show HERE . Vote via  ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠ ,  ⁠⁠⁠⁠ Discord OR under the episode de...