Shitty Song of the Week

This get heavy and oddly weird this week as we go through I guess you could call it rock. Branden brought a song that goes in every direction possible in the worst way, and Red brings something incredibly dull, repetitive and full of whispering. It's all complete bullshit but you get to decide between: Kim Dracula: Make Me Famous vs Parkway Drive: If A God Can Bleed

It's time that we take a moment to highlight a couple celebrities who think they can make music. Myster Magenta once again joins the show to see if bad production can beat lazy song writing. Can the worst example of auto tune beat something that a literal retard might be responsible for? It's the battle of the vapid cum dumpsters as we go through: Farrah Abraham: Finally Getting Up From Rock Botto...

This week we're joined by someone as we settle a dispute. We were threatened with "legal parameters" for what we do. Well it turns out we don't respond well to threats. We may need to get a lawyer this week as we go through: Cabell Rhode: Paid in Full vs Tracy Lee: Invisible

Hyperpop, what is Hyperpop? Do you know? We spent this episode trying to figure it out but I don't think we got very far with that. Anyway, Branden really phoned it in, well it wouldn't be considered that if not for the savage beating that Red gave him. Seriously it's so bad this shit is almost unfair to bring to the show. Anyway you get to decide what's worse (although lets not kid ourselves) bet...

It's time for shit to get painful as the guys get into some more pop music. Once again Branden brings a song by some stupid attention seeking bitch that surprise, he doesn't like very much. While Red decides he's gonna try and get the show canceled with a song performed by the youngest person to transition from male to female. Can a song about a potentially fake rape story beat a song about gettin...

This week things get rough as Branden, Red and Adam from The Internet is a Toilet go through some songs about parenting. Can an extremely whiny metal song about a pussy too scared to kill himself beat a VERY LONG song about child rape by an imaginary parent? Just a warning there is way more crying in this episode than you would expect. Holy shit these guys are serious fucking pussies. Anyway you g...

It's a baby killer edition this week as Branden and Red challenge each other to bring a song from a band the other enjoy. Two terrible filler songs go head to head to see what is more upsetting, a droning monotone suck fest with zero effort put into it. Or a song with hardly any music and the worst vocal fry we've ever covered. You get to decide between: Pearl Jam: Bu$hleaguer vs Dave Matthews Ban...

This week we really bring some painful rap music. Branden was presented a dead baby that shat all over an iconic song. And Red brought an abomination created by the duo you never knew you wanted, because no one really wanted it. Also isn't one of them a rapist or something? I don't know but what I do know is that you have to decide between:  Jeris Johnson: Raining Blood vs Gucci Mane/ Marilyn Mans...

This week we're joined by Mike from WFOD as we go through some punk songs. Branden begrudgingly kills a baby with the worst song they made. While Mike brings us an already dead baby. You get to decide what's worse, a lazy attempt at a remix with monster sounds and spacey bullshit. Or an anti suicide song that victim blames and makes everything about everyone except the person who's suicidal. Your...

It's time for another country music showdown! This week Branden brings a song from someone who was way more successful with his other band. And Red brought half of a country music duo to see if "progress" can beat a whiny breakup song? Or maybe it's political? Either way its trash. You get to decide between: Aaron Lewis: Sticks and Stones vs John Rich: Progress 

This week Branden would like to apologize to everyone. The heat got to him and he took it out on a "child" who absolutely deserves it. What's got him so upset? Both of these songs are hard to get through. I mean really it's just awful.  The guys go through some pop music to see what is worse; a repetitive nonsensical "song" with a major overuse of the word "on". Or an ultra upbeat piece of shit ab...

It's a battle of washed up 80s icons this week as we are joined for the first time by a listener. Myster Magenta challenged us to see what is worse, a heavy metal song that tip toes around the idea of fucking some pussy? Or an ultra soft and confusing love ballad about a potential stripper that the lead singer wants to impregnate. You get to decide between: Pantera: PST '88 vs  Motley Crue: Glitte...

It's the Wuss Rock music battle you never wanted! This week the guys get into some of the most boring, repetitive, douchey songs they've ever brought to see if a whiny protest anthem can beat out audible nonsense. You get to decide between: Five for Fighting: Can One Man Save The World vs Coldplay: A Whisper  

This week Branden brings a song to Red that he enjoyed and Red shat all over it! A challenge was issued for Red to bring two rap icons to the show and try to prove why they make dog shit. Can a rap about a painting? Or maybe a woman? Or someones mom getting fucked? Either way can a shit rap beat a song about how much weed Snoop smokes? Spoilers: He smokes a lot of weed. You get to decide between:...

With the first qualifier over with its time to wipe the slate clean with a new roundup of shit music. And what better way to kick things off than with some new rock from some rock icons. Can a rehashing of a 30 year old song beat a love song dedicated to an instrument? You get to decide between: Red Hot Chili Peppers: Black Summer vs Def Leppard: This Guitar

It's time to break up Shitty Song of the Year with our first qualifier round! First we take care of some business by settling a couple ties but then we get right into the important shit. And joining us to go through everything is that mother fucking baby killer himself Jodie B. It's time for Shitty Song of the Week Thunderdome! 26 songs enter, only 13 get to move on to the main event in December....

ANNOUNCEMENT TIME! We are only a few days away from the first Shitty Song of the Year Qualifier round and we are giving you the chance to change the outcome! Head over to shittysong.show/vote where you get to decide which 2 loser songs get to come back and compete!  We also wanted to give you all a special bonus episode to thank you for all the support that's been given. Adam from the Internet is...

It's time for another rap battle as Red and Branden try to figure this genre out. Can spooky rapping about pussy beat a list of "miracles"? Will the guys ever learn how magnets work? You get to decide between: Radio Base: Demon Time vs Insane Clown Posse: Miracles

We got ourselves a redemption round this week as we are joined by Teresa from Bad Poets Society AND Jodie B from Po Boys to go through some pop songs. Can an upbeat song with bizarre body positivity messages beat musical child rape? Probably not but you get to decide between: Tila Tsoli: Bimbo Doll vs B*Witched: C'est La Vie

It's time to go through one of the most unnecessary categories in music, sequel songs. Pepper from History Buffs joins the show to see if an upbeat, modern, hip hop version of a song can beat a practically note for note copy of an already shitty but popular song. You get to decide between: Billy Ray Cyrus/ Buck 22: Achy Breaky 2 vs Charlie Daniels: The Devil Comes Back to Georgia

It's a punk rock episode this week! Red and Branden go head to head and kill some babies in order to see what is worse, a whiny acoustic break up song with some naughty words? Or a middle aged anthem about fucking set to swing music. You get to decide between: Makeout: Secrets vs The Offspring: We Never Have Sex Anymore

We're paying tribute to tribute songs this week. Jon from Jon Breaks Bad News joins us this week to see what is worse, a rehashing of another song that's filled with dumb baseball references, or a slow Neil Diamond knock off dedicated to Long Island. You get to decide between: Scott Stapp: Marlins Will Soar vs Kenny Mannetta: Long Island Boy

This week the guys travel back in time to go through some 90's rock, and immediately Branden regrets it. Can a confusing song with dumb lyrics and a horrible singer beat a ridiculously long, droning, dull song with a terrible mix and feedback solos? You get to decide between: No Doubt: Trapped In A Box  vs Blur: Coffee and TV

It's time to break out the razor blades as we go through music you asked us to cover, Emo Rap. It's an artist vs content episode this week as we try to figure out what is worse; a really repetitive rap with almost no emo content. Or a whiny vocal fry rap about getting high and dying. You get to decide between: Lil Peep: You Can't Touch Me vs Jumex: Trapped

This week Teresa from Bad Poets Society joins the show to take a look at some artist that attempt country music. One of us brings a country song about trucks (go figure) and one of us brings a song that is actually good. You get to decide which is worse between: Joey Dennis: The Truck Song vs Buck Satan and the 666 Shooters: Quicker than Liquor