Shitty Song of the Week

Shitty Song of the Week history is made as something we've talked about happening for 4 years finally happens. Also some other stuff happens too. Anyway, there is a clear winner this week. 

This week we decided to play a round of Killing Babies! We're joined by Jodie, Teresa, Mike and Travis as we pick through some shitty lyrics and see if we can come up with our own Shitty Song of the Week.  Be sure to subscribe to us on YouTube for future episodes of Killing Babies: The Game Show https://www.youtube.com/@shittysongoftheweek8591 And order your copy of Killing Babies at https://ssotw...

It's time to celebrate St Patrick's Day! And only a week late. But that's alright! Karl from Who Are These Podcasts fills in for Red this week as we go through some Celtic music. Can a song about Irish history dedicated to the Ukraine beat 3 bagpipes in one band? Of course it can't do be stupid. But you get to decide between: Flogging Molly: A Song of Liberty vs Red Hot Chili Pipers: Flower of Sco...

Its a country hybrid show down this week as Red and Branden bring two god awful songs. But what is more infuriating, a band trying something they don't do usually and sucking at it? Or some dumb bitch who gives Hick Hop a bad name. You get to decide between: Belmont: Country Girl vs Katie Noel: Southern

This week Doug from Who's Right joins the show to go through some of the most over rated rap songs to exist. You get to decide is a retarded mush mouth is worse than retarded lyrics. You get to decide between: Puff Daddy: Can't Nobody Hold Me Down vs Run DMC: King of Rock

God damnit as if Electro-Punk wasn't bad enough. This week we go through some bullshit called CrunkCore. Think Brokencyde, remember them? Yeah, it's going to be fun.  Bobby Booshay from 50 Shades of Booshay joins the show to see if immature dumb lyrics can beat a band of pussholes. Like the biggest pussies we've ever brought to the show. You get to decide between: Blood on the Dance Floor: Unforgi...

Electro-Punk. What is it? Seriously, what is it? It sounds like shit. All of it. This is on of the more painful genres that we've gone through and you can thank Teresa for bringing it up this week. You get to decide what is worse between: Rainbowlicker: Jekyll and Hyde vs Mindless Self Indulgence: Panty Shot

This week its a battle of washed up rockstars. Branden found a brand new song from an 80s metal band no one thought they'd hear from again. And Red brought the sad attempt at a comeback from a rock icon. It's a choice between: Manowar: Laut Unt Hart, Stark Und Schnell vs David Lee Roth: Nothing Could Have Stopped Us Anyway

It's a battle of shitty Pop music this week. Branden brings back a dumb bitch who sings about body positivity when she shouldn't. And Red brought an abomination that truly deserves to be here. You get to decide between: Meghan Trainor: Made You Look vs M.I.A: Paper Planes

This week we take a trip back in time as Dr Steve from Weird Medicine joins the show in an attempt to find the wimpiest song of all time. Can a not so subtle pedophile anthem beat the lamest representation of the hippie movement? You get to decide between: Gary Puckett: Young Girl vs Scott McKenzie: Are You Going to San Francisco   Be sure to go to Manscaped.com and use promo code SONG at checkout...

It's our first wildcard episode of the year! Branden brought a washed up punk band singing about an old car. And Red brought a Larry David inspired rap song featuring some big names. You get to decide between: Dropkick Murphys: Cadillac Cadillac vs Snoop Dogg: Crip Ya Enthusiasm 

This fucking rap episode is all over the place. The guys went to way opposite ends of the spectrum to find out what is more annoying. A song paying tribute to a 40 year old dance, or a song about pedophilia by a woman who can't help herself from rapping about her pussy. Either way you get to decide between: Ouiwey Collins feat Bootsy Collins: Ickey Shuffle  vs CupcakKe: Pedophile

It's time for a good ole' fashioned Country music showdown! Both Branden and Red bring songs from country music icons. But can a new song that tries to remove any part of country music from the song, oh and it has scat in yet, beat a song about a bunch of preachy bullshit with a surprise ending. You get to decide between: Shania Twain: Giddy Up vs Hank Williams Jr: Red White and Pink Slip Blues

It's 2023 and that means a whole new season of terrible music to review! We decided to kick things off with some metal music to see what is more upsetting, a metal cover of a irritating earworm? Or when a metal icon goes soft to shine a light on homelessness? You get to decide between: Ten Masked Men: Blue vs Megadeth: Breadline

It's the holidays and that can only mean one thing... Shitty Song of the Year!! Wait, we already did that. That means...oh shit. It's a fucking Christmas special. Join us and Delvin Cox as we go through way more holiday music than you could possibly imagine.  We'll be back in 2023 with a whole new season of shit music to go through!

So we were trying to figure out what to do for the rest of the year. Now that Shitty Song of the Year is over how will we fill the rest of the weeks? And the R Kelly decided to drop a new album. Well they did take it offline so I'm not sure if he wanted it to come out. But I was able to get my hands on it before it went away and Red and I go through some of the tracks. Including his confession son...

THIS IS IT!!! IT ALL ENDS HERE! Join myself, Red, Adam, Jodie, Pepper, Mike, Teresa, Delvin and Myster Magenta as we go through the final 14 and determine which song is truly the Shitty Song of the Year. Friendships are tested as decisions are made and songs get whittled away. Also someone pulls a gun on our judges. All ending in a way that will truly surprise you! It's been a great 2022 and this...

It's the most wonderful time of the year! That's right it's time for the 2022 Shitty Song of the Year showdown! Join myself, Red, Teresa, Jodie B, Adam, Pepper, Mike, Delvin, Myster Magenta and Karl as we go through the top 28 shit songs of the year and see which ones can move past the first round. We also hand out some special awards for songs that stood out for other reasons than just being shit...

The second half of the year is over so it's time for another Qualifier round before Shitty Song of the Year. Myster Magenta joins the show as we go through the last 20 winners to see which ones deserve to move on to compete in a couple weeks. 

Its our final match up for the year and we decided to make it a wildcard episode! Branden brought a rap song with the most overuse of samples in the history of music. And Red brought hard rock cultural appropriation with mild tokenism. Can you decide which is worse? Because we have a hard time figuring it out. You get to decide between: Brian Wilson: Smart Girls vs Jackyl: Just Like A Negro

It's a battle of wuss rock this week as we begin wrapping up the year before Shitty Song of the Year. Can a song that's just loud noise and lyrics that don't go together beat the worst fan tribute ever recorded? You get to decide between: Pacifier: Bullitproof vs Jimmy Eat World: Hear You Me

This week we're joined by the Baby Killer himself Jodie B to go through some country music. Can a song about America beat a story of karma and maybe lust? Can Branden and Red quit bickering long enough to agree a song is bad? You get to decide between: Hardy: Wait in the Truck vs Toby Keith: American Ride

Things are about to get strange as we go through what we call "Avant Garde" Rock. Branden wanted to try killing one more of his babies while Teresa from the new show "Story For a Song" decided to bring the retarded offshoot of a previous winner. Can a 6 minute cluster fuck of pretentious chaos beat a song written by people with the mental capabilities of a 10 year old who just discovered swears? Y...

Let's talk rap, it sucks. Let me rephrase that, this weeks rap sucks. Holy shit this is a rough one. Branden brings a song that could possibly be good, if everything about it wasn't terrible. And Red brings a song believed to be "self censored" and full of mixed messages and weird voices. You get to decide between: Acid Souljah: Ok Yea!!! vs Madchild: Work For It