Shitty Song of the Week

It's a battle of too much vs not enough this week as the guys go through some rap songs. Can obnoxious pen clicks and literal sobbing beat the boring ramblings of a codine addict? You get to decide between: JPEGMafia: Thug Tears vs Dee Baby: Anywere

It's time for another punk showdown! Can the lamest song of all time beat obnoxious horns and shoehorned lyrics? Does Branden really enjoy one of these songs? You get to decide between: Mest: What's the Dillio vs Streetlight Manifesto: We Will Fall Together

This week Branden couldn't make it but Red and Teresa are joined by the Mythical Vigilante to go through some of the saddest dad rock imaginable. Can a political song meant for the singers kids be worse than an extremely long song about nothing? Do we ever figure out what Kendrick Lamar is doing in one of them? You get to decide between: Bruce Springsteen: Human Touch vs U2: Get Out of Your Own Wa...

Red is away this week so Branden and Teresa decided to go through some cover songs. Can a new singer that sounds like the old guy beat out whatever the fuck Teresa brought? Holy shit that was bad. You get to decide between: Smash Mouth: Never Gonna Give You Up vs Jeremy Renner: Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

It's time for another wildcard episode as Myster Magenta joins the show. Can an over produced dubstep nightmare beat the delusions of a washed up actor performing reggeaton? Does anybody want the poonani after Steven Seagal whispers it in your ear? You get to decide between: Steven Seagal: Strut vs Tommy Lee:

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What is Country Music anymore? Is it supposed to have EDM and dubstep in it?? Or should it be slow and boring and only pander to a VERY specific demographic??  Join us this week as Red, Teresa and Jodie B, go through some questionable and washed up, has-been country music!!!   Big Kenny- Star   VS   Tanya Tucker- When The Rodeo Is Over (Where Does The Cowboy Go?)

What happens when 2 songs emulate another... in the worst way possible?  Can a slow, droning murder ballad wannabe beat a Nu Metal party song with Oasis/Dr. Seuss lyrics??? Listen up to find out!! Coal Chamber- Rowboat VS Dope- Everything Sux

Its a covers episode this week! Can lazy beat confusing? Does Branden actually stand a chance this week? You get to decide between: Lil Uzi Vert: CS vs All Saints: Under the Bridge

This week we go through some Rock songs. Well, we wanted to do that. It ended up being a disco vs country episode, but at least we tried. That's got to count for something I guess. Well you get to decide whats worse, a decaying corpse rattling her teeth about nothing? Or a part of a concept album, about what? Who fucking knows. You get to decide between: Smashing Pumpkins: Hooray! vs Dolly Parton:...

Christian Bladt from the Bladtcast joins the show this week to go through some terrible sequel songs!  Can a response to a retarded cum dumpster compete with the Member Berry sequel nobody asked for? Can lazy song writing beat a lame storyline and a dead mom for some reason? You get to decide between: Danny Aiello: Papa Wants the Best For You  vs Fall Out Boy: We Didn't Start the Fire

This week Jodie B joins the show to try and bring the worst rap song. We did things differently this time, and everyone brought a song for Jodie to choose to battle. Who brought what? Which song did Jodie choose? Can a terrible mix beat a horrible cover? You get to decide between: Soulja Boy: YAHHH! vs Falling in Reverse: Gangsta's Paradise

This week, Red and Teresa tear apart some Pop Music. As two similar worlds collide, can a washed up child star with no concept of music or sex whatsoever, beat a washed up has-been adult star who tries to turn Covid into a love song? We'll let YOU be the judge!!   JC Chasez - All Day Long I Dream About Sex VS Vin Diesel - Days Are Gone www.shittysong.show

Its a Rogue's Gallery of judges this week!! Red is joined by Teresa, Jodie B.(@poboypod) and Alann and Joey Herbz(Mangy Movies on YT) as we wittle through the first half of the year to see who moves on to SSOTY!!  

Join Branden, Red and Teresa as they go through a few of their favorite losers from the year so far to see which 3 get to come back and compete in the 2023 Shitty Song of the Year!!

This week things get heated as the guys go through douche rock, gimmick metal, retarded nu metal. Whatever you want to call it you're not wrong. All this to answer the question "Why the fuck do people think pirates are cool?" Can hardy har har's and a swashbuckling dipshit beat a guy trying to be edgy talking about pedophilia while also being a victim and bitch? You get to decide between: Alestorm...

This week we got Delvin on to go through some more rap. No wait, that's not right. We decided to take a look at some R&B to see what was more infuriating, a song with the lamest metaphors for fucking, while at the same time trying to be dirty and romantic? It's fucking retarded. But is it worse than a pedophile singing about a fictional shit hole like its a magic wonderland. All for a movie he pro...

In the most bizarre match up in SSOTW history, Mike from the WFOD comes on to discuss two protest songs. Is it worse to protest war or to protest literally everything? Can the King of Pop beat the Queen of Ear Rape? You get to decide between: Michael Jackson: Earth Song vs Yoko Ono: War Zone

It's a country music showdown as Jodie B hijacks the show with a game. And for one reason or another Branden isn't having any of it. Once all that chaos is handled it's time to see which band was the most pandering, corniest, and just out right annoying to listen to. You get to decide between: Hot Country Knights: Pick Her Up vs Black Shelton: Boys 'Round Here

Myster Magenta returns to see if he can bring a worse song than Brokencyde. And turns out he did, holy shit it's bad. But can it beat the most retarded, nerd pandering song to ever exist? You get to decide between: Bowling for Soup: Hey Mario vs Alice Cooper/ Kesha: What Baby Wants

APOLOGIES FOR THE AUDIO ISSUES THIS WEEK! It's been resolved for next episode. This week we go through some rap music to see if cultural appropriation is worse than a very boring song. You get to decide between: Busta Rhymes: #TWERKIT vs Chris Brown: Iffy