Shitty Cinema

We really want to talk about this monster movie... but all we can talk about is the horror that is what Rutger Hauer smells like in this.   Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

The best Blade? The worst Blade? Definitely not the first Blade. Is Blade Trinity our favorite Wesley Snipes documentary? Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

We return to Blade again and contemplate what time with Wesley would really be like. Meanwhile, we have opinions on predator faces, poses, and talk about that beautiful, beautiful, CGI.   Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Is this just an excuse to bring the Blade trilogy? Yes. Hear us fight over who loves Wesley Snipes the most and why we think this Marvel film is better than modern Marvel films.   Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Shitty Cinema celebrates our 200th episode by watching a cult classic bad movie from the 80's. Come for the bad hair and leave with our bad takes.   Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Our special guest Chase walks us through baseball hypotheticals, running without a bra, and the difference between heaven and hell is simply a filter. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Rumor has it that if you start Darude Sandstorm at the exact moment Wesley Snipes recognizes Bob De Niro as an umpire at the end of this film, you will watch the greatest music video never made. You're welcome.

We take ourselves out to the ball game with Joey from Friends. Meanwhile, Casey responds rationally and calmly to the chimpanzee baseball player that outplays and out-acts Joey.   Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

You know we love rollers AND balls, so this film should be a no brainer! Come for Rebecca Romijn,  stay because Jean Reno is holding you captive!

Get out your athletic supporters, strap on your jocks, and other sports words because the Cinema is hitting the gym. Casey begins with the greatest sport never to grace the Olympics: Gymkata. One part gymnastics, one part karate, all sportsball.   Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cine...

The gang is inspired by real rock 'em sock 'em robot fighting to speculate about a brain eating, rabid, B.J. Penn, the merits of chainsaws for arms (spoiler: we support it), and a Huge Ackman. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

The group tackles the big questions: does Pikachu use a litter box? what sort of existential horror is Mr. Mime? are you sure this doesn't star Ken Wheretenabi? Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Is Small Soldiers a really long commercial? Yes. Is this many children's fantasy from the 90's? YES. We will lead our action figures into battle alongside Phil Hartman! Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Casey defies her nature picking a monkey centric film while Jay and Dave ponder the perfect song for Brendan Frasier to strip to.   Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

The Lohan cringe is coming in hot with this one: man kissing laws, who Chis Pine reminds Casey of,  and the proper etiquette of buying your boss a date.   Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

The most romantic comedies are when Lohan solves her problems by throwing money at the absolutely insane men that populate her life. Is that how romance works? Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

The cover of Among the Shadows is a photoshopped image of Lindsay Lohan on what appears to be the Underworld movie cover. This sounds like our kind of poison right? Casey won't find any reason to point out the continuity problems right? Right?!   Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Ins...

3 days of Lohan? Not a problem. Cheech Marin as a shotgun wielding Catholic Priest? Don Johnson as hunter of humans? What precisely did we stumble upon? Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Two Lohan's for the price of one? Don't mind if we do! This week we wax poetic about the joys of twin stigmata, stripping in ballroom attire, and what could be in the three hour edit of this film!   Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

In our last foray Outta Time the gang complains about Christopher Nolan's fancy terms, explains the truth behind Michael Caine's filming contract, and Dave unapologetically salivates for Elizabeth Debicki. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.ci...

Dave intellectually analyzes the use of narration. Casey boasts that she would speed run her video game life. And Jay complains that the movie tried at all to get him to care. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

The boys try to have a podcast, but are unfortunately derailed by Jason Scott Lee's perfect perfect torso and collection of blouses.   Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Either GI Samurai is an action flick about some soldiers who travel back to feudal Japan or it's a romance about a man and a fifty caliber machine gun. Either way, we kick off Outta Time with this Sonny Chiba film. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com...

Val Kilmer invents the sidekick, Jay turns out to be a spy simp, and Casey breaks her no spit rule. We don't talk about Dave, his wig obsession is ruining this podcast. Social Media Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Is David Harbour a hero? What is a farting hammer? What does the "W.S." stand for in Paul W.S. Anderson? Shitty Cinema tackles the tough questions after watching this creamy Marvel production.  Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/