Shitty Cinema

Is Eric Roberts the hardest working man in Hollywood? Do Hallmark movies think parents are just around to further the plot? Who are we supposed to be rooting for? Join us as we argue over exactly how much money it would take us to get passionately kissed by Eric Roberts while fake sleeping.   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.ci...

Back to back movies with Mark Blankenfield playing a comedic take of a public domain character. We try to figure out what exactly the metaphor is, who is the real bad-man, and Jay makes a startling confession. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we watched a tale as old as time itself... and the jokes were even staler. Co-starring a young Leslie Jordan trying to go above and beyond his lackey duties to carry the whole film. Frankenstein general Hospital leaves us feeling as though we need help for the comatose state it put us in. Visit us online: ShittyCinema.com facebook.com/sh.ttycinema instagram.com/casey.cinema

Steven Seagal tries to convince us that he's a serious doctor, and thought leader in virology, but all we can do is get upset about his medical safety practices. Maybe we should have focused more on Waco does a COVID but we had to talk about Steven's relationship to that damn mini horse. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Shitty Cinema laments another lack of splits in the Van Damme classic Death Warrant. Despite that, we find joy by making our own Mentos moments and eyeing the little outfits! Visit us online at: ShittyCinema.com facebook.com/sh.ttycinema instagram.com/casey.cinema patreon.com/shittycinema

This week we find out the mob really wants to buy your local mall dojo. Dave educates us on crimes against Bruce Lee while Casey suffers from vitamin JCVD deficiency. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema https://patreon.com/shittycinema    

Casey has Van Damme blinders, Jay wants Scott Adkins as the Punisher, and Dave can only see dating red flags in movies but not in real life. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

The gang discusses the merits of our favorite actor doing Die Hard on a train, the joys of miniatures, why we sympathize with the guy buying everyone drinks on a train, and complain about the fact that Derailed is the most cut film in the universe. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cin...

This film confirms that wizards are lazy and could solve all their own problems but instead choose to rope other people in to screw it all up (we see you Gandalf).   Visit us online: shittycinema.com   Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema

Today I learned John Cena can turn any police vehicle into a Tie fighter. While you might not see him, when he throws you through an office window the cameras definitely will. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

There are two Don Frey's inside of all of us, and one is his mustache. If you don't simp for Don, get off our porch.

How far would you go to get a sibling out of jail? Would you drink a smoothie made by your future murderer?  Would you watch-- IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'D WATCH STONE COLD IN THE PACKAGE! Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Even though Back in Action features the greatest heel in professional wrestling history brother, we fail mightily in talking about anything except Billy Blanks body.  Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Much like some of your gatherings this Christmas, there are no good people in this film. Listen in as Casey defends influencers, Jay boards a forbidden ship, and Dave wages war on Christmas and cheek fillers. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

What's sadder than two 40 year olds pretending to be teens? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Maybe you after you watch this movie. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

What is Christmas without VHS quality images of Eric Roberts, a psychic law professor, and karate? In this episode we learn the true value of Christmas is doing a cheap Dickens knock-off by adding captured dads and children doing martial arts. All we want to know is; who is going to hold the board for this damn kid to karate chop? Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook...

Mel Gibson as a gun toting Santa -- the Fatman -- being hunted by a hitman with a grudge called the Skinny Man should be Shitty Cinema gold. Shootout in Santa's factory? Check. Santa needs government contracts to fulfill military gear to meet his bills? Check. The main villain is a rich child that acts like a bond villain but is just a snot nosed spoiled brat? Dammit, check. What a way to slip int...

The gang tries to work through their complicated feelings of G-Rated Showgirls. We discuss when it's appropriate to eat tuna in bed, how much we have learned about Sharon Stone, and dole out the best superhero legal advice yet. If the tits don't fit, you must acquit! Social Media Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Instagram htt...

Shootouts, shootouts, shootouts! Should someone call the cops on Sharon Stone? Will anyone find redemption in Redemption? All we know is that Gene Hackman's Herod is deliciously evil and we are here for it.   Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

This week we have more questions than answers about New Jersey, power fantasies, and Dave non-erotic fan fic about our main characters unhappy marriage

In this episode we get lost in the best way to ride a several ton stone battering ram, give some thoughts on Carnies as they relate to Tomb Raider, and wax poetically about the Ultimate Perfect Tomb Raider. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Jay tries to fight Roger Ebert's cousin, Casey needs a priest, and Dave gets lost in the ether. Join us on this holy day for our favorite technically catholic film! Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

All freaks and no geeks, this monster movie left us asking who the real bad guy really is. More importantly, who is cleaning all the poop out of the giant bat tube in Jared Leto's office? Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

What part of this Underworld knock-off that looks like a lost episode of Xena, Warrior Princess doesn't scream Shitty Cinema? We came for Bill Nighy and were not disappointed -- except for all the disappointment we experienced. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Milla Jovovich, like we've never seen her before: starring in a video game movie. . . wait, that's half her catalog? Can Ron Perlman and Tony Jaa save us? Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/