Shitty Cinema

He's popeye the sailor man (TOOT TOOT) Shipping coke in filming cans (TOOT TOOT) A musical barely, spinach seen rarely, but would you watch it again? (TOOT MFIN TOOT)   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com  

Jay turns out to be a secret Michael Ironside stan, Dave wants to live forever with Sean Connery, and Casey's timeline board is now a pile of ash with a rolled up dollar bill tossed next to it.   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com

Is the final prize really a curse? Is trying to make sense of this series of films also a curse? Can Dave make it make sense?   Visit us online at https://shittycinema.com

Our third reboot in the series has everyone in their feelings, Dave is our local Highlander connoisseur, and Donnie Yen always leaves us needing more.   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com  

This week we try to figure out how to determine your highlander name... is it like a nickname and is given?  Can you pick your own? If you already embroidered jackets can you still demand they call you that?   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com

Is the prize of killing every immortal on the planet cheaper than getting a vasectomy? Is reading minds ruining your relationship? Is meeting Sean Connery worth a years pay? The answers may surprise you, like the surprise of the biggest o of your life after decapitating a man...   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com

Bring it on Krump or be Krumped was picked based solely on this clip: https://youtu.be/zTSz1Mvs9Yw?si=QvewLHXTnD6SvCdb   Viewer cringe is advised.   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com

In what seems to be a film made by a man who was once scorned by Frasier Park, comes the unfortunate physical embodiment of a child not embraced by the village will see it burn. If you can sit through this film then gold star for you!   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com

Does Ozone have plans to marry his 3d skeet sheet if Kelly leaves for Paris? Is Turbo in love with a serial caster? How many kids did Kelly's dad kill on his way to a dance off? All of these questions answered and more!   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com

Can we break into a new genre of film? How big were the men back then that they could wear bandanas as belts? WOULD ICE T RAP ABOUT YOUR ED? Probably.   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com

If you can sit through a movie that top bills Anthony Hopkins yet only had him in 12 minutes of the film, you may be entitled to a Freejack. Freejack with every purchase,  supplies limited, must have the lobotomized body of a half dead race car driver shorter than Rene Russo. Void in Canada.   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com

It may be back to the Cinema, but we are going in forward in time, but backwards in society. Dave may have found his 13th  reason in this film, Casey thinks this is a coping movie for those who settle, and Jay KNOWS Jen Garn could have warned us about a certain New York tragedy.   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com

What is more barbaric than loincloths, crystals, and wizards? Letting a Troma film dictate its own pace.   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com

How is Timeline the film that made Michael Crichton quit letting Hollywood turn his books into movie? How does one woman be forced to ignore her instincts about a clingy Paul Walker? I guess when it's only bubonic plague dudes or Paul Walker.... and no AA batteries... Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com  

Did Kate's ex fill in for Kevorkian when he was in jail? Was it a land grab? Why is no one investigating the disappearance of Kate??! Where is the sequel?   https://shittycinema.com

Has Elijah Wood seen the original cut of every great film? Casey finds out Van Damme sacrificed a man's eye for his career, and Dave finds out the only rule of the wasteland is Fender gets to watch...   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com  

This week we learn how to make cars more fuel efficient, how to hide secret killer soldier programs from the government, and most importantly, DO NOT sign up for an arts and crafts class taught by Dolph Lundgren!   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema  

Van Damme and the military sitting in a tree, k-i-c-k-i-n-g. First comes coup, Second in Command, watch a recycled movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme!   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema  

One, two, Keaton's coming for you. Three, four, pretty sure the marriage certificate is out the door. Is it polygamy if it's a gaggle of clones? Asking for Andie MacDowell.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema  

In South Atlanta he was cloned and raised, with Clive Owen is how  he spent most of his days. Shootin' guns, ridin' bikes all cool, but dads gotta die so I can go to school! So a couple a feds, one was retired, try to figure out how I was sired. We got in some fights and my dad didn't care, so my clone daddy shot him, yo home to Bel Air (University)   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com  ...

Neil Breen wants you to know 3 things: that you might be corrupt, your bankers are DEF corrupt, and he could but chooses not to bang tigers. We just want to know 2 things: have you seen it and would you watch it again?   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema  

Is this Keanu's worst film? Will birds no m know how to get home minus a half a moon? Can someone smarter than us tell us who is right about getting the moon cut up because we know DAAAAVE can't be right.  Check to see if the math  if 3 space rats + 2 Jim Carrey's = 3 cinemite would watch it again adds up!   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema  

The final week of 2025 has been spent figuring out how one affords a NYC apartment on a job that employs you one month a year, how many mediocre small town strip shows a night you'd have to do a night to save a bar, and will they EVER SHOW PEEN?!   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema  

Another week, another round of N@zi magic ruining everyone's holiday. This week however, we get one cute shark WHO KEEPS THE HAT ON FOR MORE THAN ONE SCENE (take notes Elves...).  Listen in to see what our favorite kill was, what we think Grandpa REALLY did on the side, and if this makes the cut for our background noise on the big day itself.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https:/...

The 3rd Reich takes over the 12 days of Christmas with 1 inbred virgin, 1 homicidal (but sweet?)elf, and 1 mall Santa with undiagnosed emphysema. Is it enough to add up to a 3 out of 3 would watch again? LISTEN TO THE EPISODE AND TELL US TOUGH GUY   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://instagram.com/casey.cinema