Shitty Cinema

Have you ever lied about your boyfriend being your brother to manipulate an ex con into hitting a tiny casino for Christmas? Well they try to make this Ben "AFlick" film a thriller when this is very clearly a  D flick.... with the only dick you'll see being Ben's face   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://instagram.com/casey.cinema  

Michael Jai White is just trying to run a mime fight school when Tommy B's Boys decide to ruin the fun. Can MJW save this low budget film from the same fate as the other stream picks this month? CAN MJW JUST BE BATMAN ALREADY? YOU LET THE SPARKLEMAN , NOW LET SPAWN!   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

On this episode Casey and Lorenzo get into shenanigans, Dave argues that Debra should lose her house, and Jay stands behind some messy drama with Ten Toes Down (2).   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema  

Jay compares this to Neil Breen classics, Casey predicts when this was recorded based on outfits, and Dave hypothesizes about the wardrobe and BYO Crocs.    Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema  

What do you get when you have 5 mall cops, a rainy runaway and a Ben Kinsley cult? If you ask Jay, he'll say an excuse for Antonio Banderas to wear a beard, rrrrrrrrrrreow   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema  

It's a new month and a new facial hair look for Colin Farrel! This week the roulette wheel of fate gave us a grey washed action flick, with a grey goose soaked lead. Come for the Colin Farrel mustache talk, stay for our fear of John Malkovich 🤷‍♀️   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://instagram.com/casey.cinema  

David Carradine prances around the desert like a dusty rave bunny while stoking a gang war all to save a woman who has burlap friction burns on her most private parts. Come for... the dust? Stay for the high art that is the theatrical poster of this film!   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema  

A classic Greek tale parsed through Hollywood and then Shitty Cinema. Turns out we have a lot of thoughts about Liam Neeson's Zeus, Jay gets worked about how how un-shitty the Greek Gods are, Dave has strong feelings about making out while covered in blood, and Casey praises a child on purpose?!   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://instagram.com/casey.cinema  

Would you put a Tony Soprano in an old timey movie? Would you go zip-lining with Ron Perlman? Should Burt Reynolds be on a full size horse or would it be safer to assign a Shetland Pony? With high fantasy anything is possible.   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://instagram.com/casey.cinema  

Kicking High Fantasy off this month is an anime brought to the silver screen starring a jarring set of eyes, Dante Basco, and one too many Penn brother's for Casey's taste.   Visit us online: https://shittcinema.com https://instagram.com/casey.cinema  

How many boys will Monica's milkshake bring to the yard? Would you let Clive Owen be your doula or just your father figure? Leave with more questions than answers this week!   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://instagram.com/casey.cinema  

This week we keep blasting through to another guntastic classic with One Upon A Time In Mexico, where Jay and Dave debate is this a bad movie while desperately avoiding Casey's córner.   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://instagram.com/casey.cinema  

Dave discovers men will unlock an organ before getting therapy, Jay is just BEGGING to get kidnapped in a pharmacy, and figure out if this film is all we ever WANTED!   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://instagram.com/casey.cinema  

Pow pow! We're  starting season 8 with a bang! This week Casey cheats by bringing her favorite Christian Bale anti reading film, but fear not,  it is far worse than we all remembered.   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://instagram.com/casey.cinema  

Casey takes her maiden voyage on the Tremors train as we pull into the last stop of the season. Can a straight to VHS sequel bring us to a unanimous verdict for the last time this year? Can you legally blow up crustaceans in Mexico?   Shitty Cinema will be off for the month of August but will be returning in September with Season 8!   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com   https://instagram.c...

Jay answers all of the android coitus questions no one here asked nor wanted to know about, Debow saves the day, but nobody can get Dave to admit he regrets trying to shoehorn this into a different month about JUST one person.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema  

Michael Jai white can do no Michael Jai wrong, Casey respects Gina Carano  phone number delivery game, and we decide if it's creepy to have your potential boss surprise show up post coitus with a baby on his knee (Dave answer may surprise you, and most likely disappoint you). Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://instagram.com/casey.cinema   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema  

Casey admits she is not able to be Mae West impartial. Can you blame her? Come for the octogenarian seducing every man in 10 yards, stay for more Beatles in this film than you thought!   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Dracula is DEFINITELY in this film... just as someone else. We talk Kung Fu, Peter Cushing,  and the ultimate sacrifice, and pre-family annihilation...   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema  

We continue Just Dracula month with an Untold story! On this episode we grapple with Dracula's superhero origin, complain about Luke Evans torso, and have deep questions about blindfolding your army as a marching strategy.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema  

This week we visit a turn of the century gem which serves as a time capsule of since forgotten stars. Can Wes Craven's good name save this movie? Can Casey STFU about Gerard Butler's contacts? Did anyone actually pay attention to this story? Stayed tuned for an important apology from Dave...   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema   https://facebook.com/s...

This month we are doing vampires. Not just any vampires -- Just Dracula! Casey gets us started as we sample our first Dracula of the month. On this episode we spend far more time than we should on how vampires reproduce and was it a doozy!   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema  

Shitty Cinema does Canada's "The Room"! Dave quotes Beyoncélations 3:16, Casey remembers why original 4loko is banned, and Jay needs to know every trucker origin story OR ELSE!   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Bolo Yeung would make a great centaur,  is the most emotionally supportive dad at the tiddy bar, and ages like fiiiine wine. Guess who got to write the description this week?   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

A hockey goon okay, which is a tough guy, you know someone that beats people up. In this episode we learn some surprises about Jay, Casey tosses some strong opinions, and Dave wants more fighting.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema