Shitty Cinema

This month we head to our Upstairs Neighbor Canada to see what lovely films they can share with us. On this episode we all share our feelings about Antonio Banderas, Casey spends a lot of time in her corner, and we try to figure out just what kind of assassin Lucy Liu is best as.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Can Mark "The Throat Goat" Dacascos stop the rise of an evil kickboxing league? We will find out this week, just like we found out breaking sports equipment with your neck isn't the best way to get funding for your youth karate school, but if you want Casey to write a check to your organization, that's a guaranteed signature.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://instagram.com/ca...

This week on Stream Roulette we girl boss our way through a beautiful Morrocan landscape and that's the nicest thing we can say about movie. Tubi, DO YOU TELL ANYONE NO EVER?   Special thank you to our newest Patreon Toby: thanks to you less of our episodes will sound like this one!   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cine...

This week, we aspire to be so good at fighting that we can dress like a Joestar. And while this film has a great starter side character energy, it still leaves us with burning questions: Will Bolo ever go topless in this film? Couldn't that fix the riff between him and his brother?   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinem...

This was slated to be our longest episode ever, but we instead cut down the anti Martin Short talk to 1%, thus leaving a regular length episode. Casey hates the decision.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Dave and Jay delight in ruining yet another baby Casey heart throb. We talk about why some perverts shouldn't make movies and what in tarnation Lance Henrickson is doing in this film.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we really are trying to pay attention to the movie, but the weird family dynamics between a boy mom and her oldest Brian take us to a turf almost 2 tuff 2 tread.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema    

EVERYONE IN THIS MOVIE GO TO JAIL RIGHT NOW. It's fine. It's fine, we can make it through an entire podcast without calling Chris Hanson , right?   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

March brings stormy weather and feelings to the cinema. Driving us further apart are these hotly debated topics:  1994's Powder, head cannons, and hot pudding. maybe that will make more sense after you listen. Maybe it wont'. Let us know your pudding feelings online.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Will we close this holiest of Van Dammeuary's with a split sighting finally? Or will we drive ourselves mad searching?   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Though this is Van Dammeuary we do figure out how much a back alley Nic Caging costs (hint: you might be surprised), Vivica A. Fox's hot flash schedule, what it is like to thirst trap a funeral, and how you know your side piece is a keeper.   Visit us online:   https:// shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we can all agree that licking your bosses blood is poor office etiquette. Kill 'Em All 2 is 42 percent Mentos frolicking.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

It's TIME! Shitty Cinema's favorite month of the year is here and we kick it off with Darkness of Man. Come for the questions about splits, stay for the Mentos moment, and of course beware Casey's Corner.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://intagram.com/casey.cinema

This week the gang doesn't get indoctrinated, but Casey will not HEAR of anyone calling WeeHawk messy. Rotoscope, Frank Reynolds as Frodo Baggins, and a rotten Rasputin, what more could you ask for in a film?   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we dive into the Sword and Cheeks genre featuring twins David and Peter Paul again. Casey spends some time ranking various sets of Paul brothers, we speculate about what a goose would do inside of a Paul body, and can you even take a villain seriously if he cannot manage crying and driving at the same time?   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema...

This week we talk the ultimate cabbie, the bully to gym teacher pipeline, and much more. Bring some binoculars because we are also on the prowl for some birds 🐦   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This month we double our pleasure AND fun with Double Trouble starring our two new favorite twins. Do we love an odd couple? Obviously. Will we ever find out what happened to the kitten in this movie? As Casey always points out in movies older than 30 it's probably dead now.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Shitty Cinema does Christmas (late)! Is this a less romantic version of Point Break? Is WWE Productions just lifetime for the emotionally unavailable? Will Dave ever stop evading tough questions about rusty musical instruments? Avoid your family to find out.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

When your career is in the toilet and you are couch surfing, don't forge that sometimes you just need gas station drugs to turn your art around! Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Crouching wizard, definitely out-in-the-open nipple... this week's episode can only be described using a word salad, so bring a fork baby. And if you see an open set, you can just start filming a movie there... it's probably not illegal! (Our attorneys advised us to remind everyone this is not legal advice as though you would take legal advice from a few jokers whose podcast centers on toilet humo...

This week we dive deep into Vin Diesel's OC. How does his D&D character fare in this movie? We all try to impersonate him to find out. Plus, Dave wishes he could be a witch just to make his messy house look clean, Casey discovers her feelings about Vin Diesel with a mohawk and beard, and Jay is jealous nobody wants to make a movie out of his favorite D&D character.   Visit us online:   htt...

Neil Breen's green screen dreams won't make you feel unclean, but we're calling PETA on his tiger queen. Listen to figure out what that means?   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Will Dave use his secret Google to find out about Tom Laughlin's foot phalanges? Will he ever get over his fear of community theater nerds? And most importantly, who hurt him?   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

New Cinemite drinking game: every time Casey screams "Gimli" or refers to Chuck Norris' "shit sweat" take a drink. Sit and liksten as we process Dave's selection this week.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Dave learns another important IMDB tags lesson while Jay and Casey learn that a real Chilean dentist doesn't kick you in the chest to remove a loose tooth. Who knew?   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema