Shitty Cinema

Fred Ward dazzles us in the most blue jean badass way possible: killing dozens of construction workers at a national monument. We assume that our founding fathers wipe away a tear of approval.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Sometimes you have to read the IMDB tags on a movie to find out what kind of Canadian debauchery we've gotten ourselves into. And by you, we mean Dave, because he's got good insurance.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we see Jason Statham over stimulated, and over Milo Ventimiglia's awful date ideas. While we love a whimsical Tucci everyone is going to need to donate to Jason Statham's solid food fund.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

While watching this film Casey is reminded of the "Where's My Money Bitch Holes" on the Price is Right, Dave refuses to believe that this isn't a student project that scored Eric Roberts, and Jay falls in love with an unlikely person.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Jay and Casey try to make a compliment sandwich but struggle when the only filling is this shit film. Dave loses his mind of the lack of poker playing and Justin Timberlake's performance is almost as captivating as a yeast infection.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week SHO NUFF we celebrate an amazing SHO NUFF milestone thanks to all of our list-SHO NUFF-eners and Patreons for lending us their ears. Happy 300th SHO NUFF episode sweet cinemites, we love you SHO NUFF!   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Tommy B and Billy in the jungle trees, k-i-s-s-i-n-g, first comes capture, then comes Tommy minus a finger and 8 movies!   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

The only thing more furious than the driving this week is Casey's rage for the utter disregard for physics. Tied with Dave's bad Vin Diesel impersonation. Where' Jay you ask? Just checking out the tailpipe of a Buick Skysomethingorother...   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Shitty Cinema is back with season 7! This week, Casey discovers her dream job, Dave is skeptical of your Godzilla expert credentials, and Jay dreams of Raymond Burr?   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Have you ever been diagnosed with BEPTSD (Black Eyed Peas Traumatic Scene Disorder) after being exposed to Garfield: The Movie between the year 2004 and present day? You may be entitled to some compensation. Listen to this episode to feel worse...   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we get sold on eight times the amount of toys with SUPERIOR ULTRAMAN 8 BROTHERS! Are we about to become fan boys (and buy all the toys) or will we decide to pass on the family reunion?   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

We love a long weekend at Storm Shadow's, Jay longs for the more flamboyant days of GI Joe, and we ALL stan Lee Byun Hyun!   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we watched something that made us ask ourselves... can you poop in the Fantastic Four suits? Do you ask for permission or forgiveness?   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

We end the month on another Sho Kasugi favorite 😍. Casey is ready to make it Rain, Dave demands a sequel, and Jay gives preferential treatement to tracers in SOME ninja films and not others 😑   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

ARE YOU VOTING SCOTT ADKINS FOR BATMAN 2024? You should be according to Casey this week! This might be an Adkins podcast now.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we learn what kitchen items can be implemented in your ninja practice and that Dave has been keeping track of nipples the whole time!   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Casey throws baseless allegations like ninja stars (with her feet), Dave can't find a lick of German in any accents, and Jany's inner retriever wants a tennis ball.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/sh.ttycinema  

The first fifteen minutes of this film end up occupying a disproportionate amount of our time, we talk about having a good ninja rock,and we love to see us the ultimate ninja Sho Kasugi!   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week Jay tries to justify his love of his favorite copaganda film and Dave helps. Meanwhile, Casey is left wondering why there is so much Rob Schneider on this podcast.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

In a month of "um akshuallys" Casey finally gets her turn as we watch this live action adaptation of the anime. Dave calls shenanigans on all the characters and Jay just wants to be a ninja with silverware.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week is Hell week, literally. We talk clipping through a Sheen, our favorite clown, and Jay "um ackshually's" Dave into a corner.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we get a star studded cast, a multi-panel STD test, and a handful of logistical zombie love questions.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

We wonder why more of our clothing doesn't have the "oops I ate too much chips and salsa" belly holes that the Green Knight has on his costume. Is it because Daddy didn't love us enough?   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Dave brings us his favorite way to read a classic: Jackie Chan style. Can cameos save this film are are there too many cooks? Find out today!   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

We decide what Faygo property Jeremy Renner would be, how many ants would live in a candy house, and Jay begs for a Hansel and Gretel cereal (or is it serial?).   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema