Shitty Cinema

This week we try to parse fact from reality in Christmas Evil. Is Santa real? Is he giving mom foreplay for Christmas?! Will Patricia Richardson slap your kids? Find out now!   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com /casey.cinema

In this episode we watch 1991's Showdown In Little Tokyo starring Dolph Lundgren, Brandon Lee, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, and Tia Carrera. Casey violently rejects Dolph Lundgren, Dave demonstrates his advanced degree in physics, and Jay can't stop obsessing over how they kill the villain. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema...

The gang watches a Filipino Bond knock-off chocked full of hot girls, hot gadgets, and one too many short jokes for Dave's liking. Can Weng Weng unify the Cinema and rise above it all? (Do you get it Dave? It's a joke about his height.)   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Dave brings one of the strangest films we've ever watched. A surprise Tarantino is NEVER a good way to start! Dammit Dave!   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Kurt Russell is all of our dads in their own imagination, Jay teases the iconic team up that could never be, and we can never watch this film without thinking of Cinemite Ashley!   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This month our theme is... whoops, looks like dog ate our homework. On this weeks episode Casey does all the math for Channing Tatum, Dave has semi-appropriate thoughts about Vinnie Jones as a soccer coach, and Jay just wants to know "who the hell is Paul?"   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Casey ordered a large Jean-Clade Man Daiquiri, Dave can't imagine the grave plots in a throuple, and Jay rocks this month's Mentos moment.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Casey threatens Dave with Vengeance AND Retaliation if he doesn't like this film, Jay longs for what could have been between Tyson and Van Damme, and the splits drought rages on!   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema

The Cinema is robbed another week in a row from seeing the splits. What JCVD lacks in stretching he makes up for in bamboo beatings.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

It's our favorite month of the year! The time where we celebrate our patron saint Jean-Claude Van Damme. This week the gang watches a Van Damme film they haven't seen, Dave compares the film to Pulp Fiction, Jay runs off with his Pulp Fiction Pat Morita crossover, and Casey ignores the boys to talk about foot massages and old lady peeping toms.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https...

Walking Tall makes Casey long for Law & Order: ROCK, Dave sets friendship rules for the peep show, and Jay campaigns to replace all mills with casinos.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we watched the Japanese documentary 47 Ronin starring immortal Keanu Reeves. Reeves proves that sometimes the good guys get poked and that, my friends, is the real tragedy.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Win a date with Michelle Pfeiffer: A modern educator dating sim, err, inspiring story! Totally true brah!   Visit us online at:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

With an all-star cast it would be hard to keep this film top secret. While Killer Elite may border on a tall tale, we've only heard legend and rumor of Jason Statham's love interest making it to the end of the movie unscathed.   Visit us online at:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

We manage to talk about something other than how beautiful Bill Zane is... but only barely. Last episode of the year and it looks like we will be going into the new year as the same pervs.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This Christmas we grant listener wishes by gifting you all a National Treasure! We talk the Sean Beaniverse, going across the Voight Void, and Nic Cage's divorce life crisis.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

We carry on this month's theme with another visit from Rob Schneider. This time he's trying to pass as 17. It makes all the kung fu and video game magic more believable in this cult classic. And yes, Dave is the leader of said cult.   Visit us online at:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we essentially read Jay's diary by watching Demolition Man, Casey and Dave make the Oldboy universe crossover nobody asked for, and the Cinema learned that this was almost a Steven Seagal vehicle (that Casey promptly steers off a cliff).   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This month's theme is Hindsight is 20/20 which is all about revisiting movies from our past to see how they stand up. Our first film is a trip in the way back machine to 1996 where we watch Wish Upon A Star, learn about the origins of Death Note, and also what IMDB kinks this film fulfills!   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/ca...

The gang gets confused about carnival folk, string pulling games, local carnival related politics, and WHY IS GARY BUSEY IN CLOWN MAKEUP?   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

A soundtrack that rivals Blade (according to one person), everyone's favorite Highlander, and enough softcore to make it the perfect Thanksgiving movie tradition. This week the gang explores 1999's Beowulf.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema  

This week Casey cuts more than 40 minutes of "Umm ackshually"s from Jay, Dave asks too many questions, and for once we don't rip on a child actor!   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

The gang revisits an old classic to kick off Bookworm month. This prompts Casey to change her rap name to Nikki Melange. Gold star to Dave for only a few "Um, actually" comments.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Dave discovers the origin of furries from this film, Casey falls for Muggsy Bogues,  and Jay proves that if it's his chance, he'll do a dance for that Space Jam. Alright.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we watch a gory version of space Power Rangers with a touch of Seinfeld. This is either REALLY going to be our thing or REALLY NOT.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema