Shitty Cinema

Cannon Films try to get serious this week with a film based on a very serious book named The Space Vampires. Better name? Worse? Does the gang abide?   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we fuel Jay's inner child with one of his favorite films from that Era. Larry Miller throws his back out carrying this film, guess Hulk was too busy in a tanning bed to read the script🤷‍♀️   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Scott Adkins slaps his way through Ho Chi Minh City leaving Casey drooling, Dave confused, and Jay begging for a sequel.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Listen to us end the month watching the listener choice to drool over Sean Connery, have fun with chemical weapons, and try to make sense of star studded Nic Cage films.   Visit us online:   Https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Dave admits he's familiar with Nic Cage's vinegar strokes, Jay never beats the train, and Casey is taking the cage approach to gambling.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema  

Nic Cage's best performance, according to the man himself, leaves the Cinema divided. Special guest El Camino demanding to go outside.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema  

Coming in hot for season 6 we start with a month focused on a Founding Father of Shitty Cinema, Nicolas Cage! This week we watch Con Air and discuss too many cooks, Casey calling bs on a pregnancy, and a site even more contentious than 4chan... the IMDB goofs section.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

On this episode we speculate about The Terminator's relationship to Mortal Engines, talk about cities eating cities, and Casey gives Hugo Weaving a new nickname. Reminder that Shitty Cinema is off for August and we will see you all again in September with a new season!   Visit us online:   Https://shittycinema.com   Https://Facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   Https://instagram.com/Casey.cinema

Dave gives his take on Simon and Garfunkel's career choices, Jay serenades Casey with his would you watch it again, and Casey promotes her 'Casey 4 Beatty 2023' campaign.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we learn Taron Egerton's name, Jamie Foxx doesn't understand the labor of arrow making, and that this movie grows up it definitely wants to be Batman.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

In this weeks blockblister we try to figure out how this film lost 90 MILLION dollars when it had the holy trinity of action: Frank Langella and both of Geena Davis' boobs. How does that work out to killing pirate films for eight years?   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema.com   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Does anyone know what Bradley Cooper's ancestors have done? Aren't we still allowed to fear him just cause? Also we watched a blockblister of a movie.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Jesse joins us as Casey explores the sexy night antics of Sylvester Stallone as he joins with Estelle Getty who triggers all of Dave's boundaries.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema  

David Carradine gives a performance, Cynthia Rothrock tries to tone it down around everyone else, and Chad McQueen missed his calling as a pizza boy.   Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Two unhinged partners get the go ahead from their captain to blast, slap ass, and be crass in this cult classic. Visit us online:   https://shittycinema.com   https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema   https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we treat ourselves to a bonus chance to be petty in life after death! Would you clock in post mortem just for payback?   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema.com https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

An Irish Van Damme enthusiast rescues the only woman in town from the Boy Zone, help a wizard win a bet, and put the local mob out of business. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we try to figure out if the bad guys are really the bad guys, why the Doctor doesn't just sonic her way out of this, and how long is appropriate to hide when your friends are being murdered. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Dave thinks that Michael Caine has a thing or two to learn from Lindsey Lohan, Jay considers if Roger Moore can get it or not, and Casey can't get Michael Moore choking himself out of her head. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Joan Crawford tries to adopt an adult child in England. Once again, they treat her like it's her first rodeo.   Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

We finally watch the Whoopi Goldberg masterpiece Theodore Rex, a film about the past set in a future where society's main priority is bringing trash pandas back from extinction. The billionaires who have been manipulating everyone (what? Impossible!) are trying to start an ice age. Only a puppet and cyborg Whoopi Goldberg can save us. Check out this weeks episode so Dave doesn't tell you to suck e...

In this week's historically accurate masterpiece we talk the origins of sangria, how close is too close to a priest when consummating your marriage, and the pros and cons of being dosed by said priest. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we lament that Jurassic Hunt doesn't have enough Rambo vs. raptors, complain about wimpy dino-bites and pterodactyl pigeons, and fall in love with an eclectic collection of characters while wondering why dino pee has become a theme. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

This week we talk Spielberg sex bots, dino squirts, and baaaad parenting. Ya know, that sentence might make more sense when you listen. Probably. Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema

Kicking us out of our prehysteria, the Velocipastor reminds us that you don't need a big budget to please these three idiots on the podcast (take note Spielberg). Visit us online: https://shittycinema.com https://facebook.com/sh.ttycinema https://instagram.com/casey.cinema