Shitty Cinema

A return to Russian double agents with Richard "Never-Been-Bond" Gere and Topher "Never-Won't-Be-Eric-Foreman" Grace. Like Chubby Checker The Double has plenty of twisting to do but not nearly as much twisting as Casey does.

Spies and Thighs is what Andy Sidaris' movies should be called. In this sequel to Hard Ticket to Hawaii we go Incogneato and try to refrain from making puns about Donna Spears weapon of choice: a spear gun.    Social Media Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.insta...

This should be a slam dunk, Van Damme, Sly, Arnie, Willis -- there's enough old action stars to start a retirement community. The big question is does this Villainous Van Damme make the cut?

Villain Van Damme and his terrible wig faces off against Virtuous Van Damme while we spend too much time on the weird sex subplot. In the end, everyone agrees that a little more Michael Rooker in our lives is a good thing.  Social Media Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram htt...

Are Orlando Jones and JCVD a match made in heaven? Tune in for our romance novel where we make JCVD up yours! Social Media Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Kicking (eh?) off this Van Dammeuary, the gang watches one of JCVD's early films, Black Eagle, starring everyone's favorite ninja, Sho Kasugi. And while Van Damme is bad in this film, he feels soooo good....   Social Media Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.insta...

Special guest Angela forces the cinema to confront their teenage choices in humor, pick the best Arquette, and which comedy gang we would back in a fight.   Social Media Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

A hair raising tale of how to make peace in the middle east by just buying each other's hair product. Get it together Israel, Adam Sandler gave you the blueprint!   Social Media Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

This week we find that James Caan is the cool breeze we need watching another subpar Sandler movie, while we also find there is a traitor in the cinema. Do you think Damon Wayans can save us?   Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Adam Sandler ruins another Sunday for the gang with the help of Andy Samberg and a whole lotta pedo/incest jokes. Even James Caan caan't save this turd.

Casey immediately regrets begging for Adam Sandler Month, Dave decides to go to third base with Al Pacino, and Jay becomes a eunich. What a way to kick off the New Year.

Toby joins us to talk about snakes in all sorts of tubes: sky-tubes, rail-tubes, underwater-tubes, flesh-tubes. . .   Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

What happens when you mix Chinese theater, kung fu, popular super-hero's with different names, and definitely-not Pixar properties? Something incredible. 

Another week of rip off titles left us wondering... why didn't they name this one Homicide Huddle? Why isn't anyone letting us name these films?   Social Media Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Android Cop is definitely not RoboCop. And it's not Black Dynamite as RoboCop (but maybe it should be?). But it is free on YouTube.   Social Media Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

We talk Wu Tang, college parties, and of course the most important question: what dead celeb would you smoke?   Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

RZA cancels Jay, Casey explains the difference between parkour and park wh0res to her mom, and Dave learns French overnight (Clickbait. Maybe. Definitely.)

This week Jay learns how babies work, Dave links into the Irish unconscious, and Casey learns that this is not in fact Hard Target.

Casey is in K-drama heaven, while Jay and Dave battle over the best voice actor. Can we agree on anything? Or will the cinema support erupt in violence? (DO YOU SEE WHAT WE DID THERE?)

Ashley joins us for this special Halloween episode as we explore the doughy depths of Gary Busey.    Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Jack Black's head on a baby! JACK. BLACK's. HEAD. ON. A. BABY. *shudder*   Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Why are we weirdly obsessed with a Hasbro cinematic universe? Someone call the makers of Battleship and get us a Ouija crossover!   Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

If you think the punny title of this film is the worst part... you are very wrong. Listen to us discuss the film that killed Joan Rivers!

Remember when your dad and stepmom sucked so bad you wanted them to be killed by your animated toys? No? Just us?   Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Sure it's a remake of Taming of the Shrew but maybe Jay is the shrew that needs to be be tamed. We debate whether 10 Things I Hate About You counts as Shitty Cinema.    Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/