Shitty Cinema

This mean girls rendition of the flash reminds us why blood is thicker than water, and protein shakes are thicker than blood! Yum!

Adam Sandler places race roulette and we all lose. He should have kept his Louisiana receipt!

This unholy peanut butter and pickle sandwich of a film begs for you to take the tiniest taste... throw in some 007 and the Avatar we'll bite!

Thanos mumbles his way through this supernatural western making us wonder two things: What the hell is he saying and how much money does John Malkovich owe on back taxes?

For our 100th episode we watch one of the all-time-great bad movies, The Room. Grab a spoon and mix together some scotch and vodka while we argue over exactly where our hero is from.

Comin at Ya is in 3D, and there are three D's on this episode. Coincidence? I think not!

What's better than one MacGyver? How about two, but one of them is an elderly USSR defector? You don't want that? We didn't either, but this is what Jay brought this week on Shitty Cinema!

Dave nerds out so hard in this episode that he might start a Stargate podcast. Please help us stage an intervention.

Michelle Yeoh can be the captain of our ship anytime, even if she's evil! Also this week we learned to never get high with Clint Howard

Remember the lovable TGIF series? It's kind of the same thing, only if it turned 16, started listening to Black Veil Brides, and hated you for no reason.

M. Night Shyamalan's ultimate plot twist: take a beloved anime known for its well developed characters and refuse to develop them! Brilliant!

One part heist, one part farce, one part music video, one part... oh hell who cares, this is a slow motion train wreck with a fedora on.

If you ask me, based on the visual horror that is the CGI in this film, I would have rated this film R!

Legend has it that that there is a plot somewhere between the gratuitous nudity, but you have to look really HARD.

Bazookas, blow up dolls, and babes. I know what you're thinking, the only thing that could round this out is a contaminated cancer snake exploding out of the toilet!

Is this a parody? Is this serious? Do you think people with gym bodies are more likely to be killers?

The laws of god, nature, and decomposition need not apply in this unholy sequel no one asked for!

What could nullify the sexiness of 5 Playboy playmates, Erik Estrada, and a bunch of cool gadgets? If you answered 3 Mr. Miyagi sex scenes... then you'd be oddly specific and correct!

What do you get when you cross an opium addicted master, a pervy student, and two bad ass sisters? A kick ass kung fu film if you can over look a little ghostly molestation!

Monkey the Man learns monkey kung fu from a man with a pet monkey until Monkey the Man becomes the pet monkey when Monkey see, Monkey do!

Imagine a future where everything is a warehouse and the only hope for man kind is an evil femme-bot, Bolo Yeung, and the Tae Bo guy... think you can hack it?

The Gang joins Juice for his maiden voyage of a Shitty Cinema classic, and ask the tough questions like: three boobs or one big middle one?

What do you get when you combine a fake blind woman, lots of jug wine, a dwarf with a blowgun, a cross-eyed kung fu witch, and cats? We try to figure that out on this episode!

This abomination finds unique ways to terrify each member of the gang, and trust me, you'll never look at Sir Ian McKellen the same again.

Some would argue the shadow of Will Smith's wang is the best part of the film... and some would argue otherwise and be wrong.