Shitty Cinema

For those of you who would want to make a Nascar race slightly demonic and very horny, look no further than this Nick Cage disasterpiece! Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Hell hath no fury like 4 Stillers in one film, one Gilbert Gottfried playing Hitler and the thought of child hitchhikers! Yikes! Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

This film adaptation of what look and sound like dime store super villains leaves the gang wondering what exactly is in Abe Sapien's kindle. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

The gang wonders if there is any videogame movie The Rock wouldn't improve, who really is the bad guy in all of this, and why didn't they film the whole movie fps? Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Throw out your pillow, you won't be sleeping on this classic anymore! The gang is blown away by this Van Damme twin mix 'em up, with a twist of bath house etiquette. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

This weird American adaptation of Doctor Who raises more questions than it answers, but then again, when have you ever seen David Tennant do the splits? We'll wait.... Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Hard Target educates us on New Orleans open intox rules: see something, smash something! Just watch out for all of the slow motion birds! Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Kicking off (yas puns) the best month of the year is our favorite over cast and underrated video game film starring SC darling JCVD. Can Casey keep it together? Important listen for Etsy shop owners, we have needs not being met! Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www...

Did you ever consider that maybe, JUST MAYBE if you were as drunk as Bob Hoskins in this film you might think it was good? No, because you were just thinking about yourself. And your liver. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Marky Mark has a funk in his bunch and refuses to take his shirt off. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

It's aliens vs. sailors in this action adventure that won't leave you SORRY that you sunk my BATTLESHIP. Do you get it? Huh? Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Juice finds out that funnels are tools not just for buttchugging, Casey sends Jay to Dacascos conversion therapy, and Dave is obsessed with the villain. Classic Shitty Cinema. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Find out if this wire fu video game adaptation lives up to the source material, the jiggle physics, and most importantly, would we watch it again? Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

What happens when you take 3 out of 4 members of En Vouge and get them back together for a holiday concert? Nothing. Absolutely nothing, like cinematic Flexiril. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

In what feels a bit like a German sex doll commercial (we see you David Hasslehoff), Sabrina the Teenage Witch tries to seal the deal with the oldest and most wooden of the Camden kids from 7th Heaven. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema...

In an attempt to be meta, Lifetime instead makes a burn book of holiday cringe that causes very real pain for all of us. Visit us online: shittycinema.com Find us on social media: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/sh.ttycinema Twitter https://twitter.com/badmoviesbadppl Instagram https://www.instagram.com/casey.cinema/

Mrs. Claus escapes to Las Vegas to muck up a child's Christmas wish by trying to organize a holiday bang bus for her mom. God I wish I was making that up.

What would you get if you crossed Code Red Mountain Dew and a camera? This Vin Diesel master class of being a gen x edgelord, that's what!

While this is billed as a spy film, we can't help but wonder if this is really more of a peeping tom motion picture. While Cosby creeps us out, the Oracle (yes, THAT oracle) kills it!

Special guest Chase sits in for Juice while we ponder life's big questions: who shaved Kristen Stewart, the number of Kegels you would have to perform to keep a tampon in when punched by Ronda Rousey, and would Casey buy a bullet proof granny bra?

A very special episode featuring a very special guest, Ashley. We ask ourselves, would our mothers be attracted to David Hasselhoff?

Thish week we shee the film that made shir Shean Connery quit hish day job.

Will this seminal (intended) film get 4 votes for watching it again, or will it be three on one (also intended, duh)?

What was intended to be a lighthearted film ended up dividing a cinema on a highly sensitive subject... Canals: gross or disgusting?

John Travolta rope-a-dopes some nuclear warheads from the government and then rope-a-dopes Christian Slater until Christian slater rope-a-dopes John by rope-a-doping a nuclear warhead into John's sternum. Rope-a-dope.