Sex Talk With My Mom

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ So many ch-ch-changes! It's my birthday! I join a kink-friendly app. We put down our dog Gus Gus. 😿 And my mom posts a scandalous, thirst-trapping photo of me onto our Instagram. What a week this has been, and we'd like to celebrate the ups and downs with you!❣️ Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! OhMyG – Have you met your G-Spot? That mysterious little...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ I met two lovely sisters at the pool. My mom is convinced that they are not sisters, but rather two ladies who make out with each other. My mom celebrates her 13th anniversary with Deez and shares with us the keys to a long-lasting relationship. They may or may not involve glory holes.  Join us for a Patreon Zoom Party today 3/3/21 at 5PM PT. You can also catch us on a...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ I lucked out and got vaccinated. Somehow the vaccine also made me girl crazy. My mom offers unsolicited advice on how I should online date in these unusual circumstances. She also shares about how a sneaky freak slid into her DMs with some serious standards. Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! GREEN CHEF – Want delicious, organic meals that you can cook...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Despite my mom saying that I bore her with my diatribes about breathing, we both agree that breath is the gateway to FBOs (FULL BODY ORGASMS!) In Mom's News, a South African man rids himself of a demon who demands sex every night. I am convinced I contracted a demon from "borrowing" a children's book from a community library. We also might've received a death threat. Jo...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ My grandma and her caregiver ROAST me. Then, a stranger tells me I look like Lin Manuel Miranda. These are not good things. My mom, on the other hand, receives a barrage of flirty text messages from her masseur...even while she's in a funeral. In this episode, we also discuss a man with an affinity for horses. Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! LIKE A K...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ My mom has a piece of advice for you this Valentine's Day: DON'T BE BORING. To help you craft the perfect f*ckfest, we both offer our top three tips to spice things up. This wisdom applies to everyone – singles, couples, throuples, and beyond. Remember: There's no excuse for shitty sex. If you'd like to check out some of our favorite FemmeFunn vibrators or Like A Kitten...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Do you turn yourself on? What exactly are you looking at when you jerk off in the mirror? This is a tidbit of the intellectual dialogue my mom and I share this week. Mom offers some ground-breaking news on a new Coronavirus test in China that is highly accurate and highly anal. I share a soulful Native American parable that my mom finds incredibly boring. Thanks for tun...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Jon Gabrus, a comedian raised by wolves, comes on the show to deliver the highest octane sex talk we've had to date! This is no ordinary man. This is a man who bled when his cherry was popped; A man who broke into someone's house to steal his own used condoms; A man who isn't afraid to educate my mom and I on tossing salad. Strap in for this wild ride with Jon Gabrus! W...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Strap in for a spooky episode! We start by pulling tarot cards, which unfortunately show some ugly signs related to my mom’s and my present and future. What else is not pretty? Watching someone have sex on your dead relative’s gravesite. We discuss this popular phenomenon along with our experience seeing a medium who talks to the dead. Come get your freak on!   Please s...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ It's official: Everyone, including Cam, is taking nude photos of themselves. KarenLee offers some must-do's for your next nude selfie shoot. (Note: This is not an invitation to send unsolicited dick pics.) We also discuss how our COVID pod might've been contaminated recently due to an unexpected My Little Pony sing-along.  Please support our show by supporting our spons...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Would you bone in the back of a police car? What about an Uber? My mom and I weigh the pros and cons to sex in public vehicles. We also discuss our New Year's resolutions and whether you need other people around to experience true happiness. We trip out on some breathwork!🌬 Here's a link to Mike Chang's Daily Flow that Cam loves.  Please support our show by supporting o...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ We're leaving 2020 with a BANG! We share about our favorite episodes of the year, the silver linings we're bringing with us into 2021, and the crap we're saying BUH-BYE to from 2020. We talk wet dreams at the age of 31, eating food in the bathroom, and marrying sex dolls. HAPPY NEW YEAR, YOU SNEAKY FREAKS!!!  Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! SATISFYER...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Public Service Announcement: Do not use toothpaste as lube! This is just one of the pearls of wisdom that my mom shares with us this week. We also discuss how astrology is telling us that good things like sex are headed our way. I also share new findings about Attachment Theory that my mom considers "More boring than a funeral." Please support our show by supporting our...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ It probably will not surprise you to hear that for the holidays my mom decided to give all our family members sex products. She spent the week learning about ayahuasca, while I was glued to the YouTube channel of my two favorite physical therapists. I also pulled out all the stops on my dating app and even signed up for a conscious dating experience called Hum Hum. May...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Looking for the perfect holiday gift to spice up the end of 2020? We've got you covered with our favorite sexual wellness devices and gift boxes from FemmeFunn, Satisfyer, and Like A Kitten. Use these links and promo codes to get our Sneaky Freak discounts! 20% off FemmeFunn –  Use code "MOM" at FemmeFunn.com/Mom – Our Pick: Essenza 40% off Satisfyer (on app-enabled pro...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Ever had an egg laid inside of you by a splorch, a.k.a., a f*ckable alien tentacle? Well, you'll get to experience what it sounds like alongside my mother and me. We also discuss what is getting us out of the COVID blues, namely Tik Tok, a meditation retreat, and Bob & Brad.  Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! CALM – Want better sleep? Go to Calm.com/Se...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What's your fantasy? My mom brings in an extremely reputable study 😉 that explains the differences between what men and women fantasize about. My mom thinks these fantasies are amateur hour. I reach out to past flames. My mom schools the entire family about her favorite porn channels. We bring on special guest, "The O-Man" who shares with us some tips to realign our bo...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ STRAP IN! I got in the holiday spirit by getting high and trying to finger my own butthole. My mom is celebrating No Nuance November. If she was at all filtering herself before, she's definitely holding nothing back now. We argue about what we're grateful for and discuss the Pope's affinity for Insta-booty. This is a Gobble Gobble spectacular that explores every crevice...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Watch out! I'm mad and itchy! Luckily my mom is here to distract and force me into watching TV, like the bad influence that she is. We share a story about a new low for someone blaming their farts on their dog. We also discuss whether a dude is f*cking his octopus. We hear listeners' reactions to my mom using her toothbrush as a vibrator. Please support our show by supp...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Sex, Death, Sh*t, and Meth! This episode has it all! Mom shares about her innovative first vibrator. I share how veggies have been affecting my bowels. We discuss a "Death Party" equipped with meth, rock 'n roll, and one final bone sesh. We answer listener questions about what someone should do if they want more or less sex than their partner. Tune in! Please support ou...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ We bring on a friend of the road who shares with us the key to flirting: Get into FLOW STATE. My mom claims that my Hinge dates do not qualify as dating. She also twerks for Biden on Tik Tok. A listener shares an EPIC story about bed bugs. I bore my mom with a chat on how to be happy. Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! UBERLUBE – UberLube is our favorit...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ It's a miracle that you're listening to this podcast episode. Mom and I took an EPIC road trip to Big Sur, California. There were dangerous roads, excrement of all varieties, and fire. In a matter of hours, several of our deepest fears became a reality. There was also a lot of laughs. Buckle up for this ride! Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! CALM – Wa...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Mom used her Tik Tok prowess to discover (i.e. stalk) Tai Verdes, a young musician whose music has blown up the Internet. He's got the #4 most viral sound on Tik Tok and over 14 million streams on Spotify. Tai joins us to discuss what overnight success feels like and its effect on his dating life. He offers some motivating words for you sneaky freaks who wants to jumpst...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ In Mom's News, a writer for the New Yorker gets caught masturbating during a work Zoom call. We also discuss f*cking sheep to relieve the stress of final exams. I offer my thoughts related to the Buddhist precept of Wise Sexuality and my personal experience around chub rub. Hang on tight! Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! DIPSEA – Slow down and masturb...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What is the best drugs to have sex on? My mom and I have VERY different takes, and I do not care that she thinks I'm boring. We discuss bishops desecrating an altar with their sex. We share the key for how to keep your sex life alive in a long-term relationship. We also talk about how to keep your dog alive. Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! UBERLUBE –...