Sex Talk With My Mom

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ What is one non-sexual thing that turns you on? My mom is full of answers. I can't think of one thing that's non-sexual. In a turn of events, I have a dating app makeover and things are looking up! My mom is thrilled to get deepfaked. She also shares about selling her used panties and a love story...involving a car. Enjoy! Please support our show by using our sponsors'...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ I eat shrooms. Buddy the maltipoo eats plastic. Mom schools some punka$$ in her gym. We take a love languages quiz and discover what we crave the most during this pandemic. You sneaky freaks share your most embarrassing sex moments. We'd love to feature your responses again! Text us one thing that turns you on that's non-sexual. As always, our number is 310-356-3920. Mu...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Mom spends a day getting felt up. I get sucked into the world of cam girls and stay up way past my bedtime. We teach Dale how to date on the cheap. You Sneaky Freaks weigh in on all the things you do when no one is around. We also discuss felching ad nauseam. Please support our show by using our sponsors' links below! UBERLUBE – UberLube is our favorite lube! Perfect fo...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ My mom shares her unsolicited foot pics with our producer, Dale. We also educate him as to how to turn a friendship into a romance over text. We review some important Tik Toks involving a grandma wearing a thong and an ER doctor finding things in people's butts. I also discover that there might be a worm in my rear. ❣️Watch this full episode in video form by going to ou...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ KarenLee is living her best life. She got stoned at the nail salon and spoke with all the manicurists and patrons about their sex lives. In an attempt to follow my mom's advice, I tried talking to a woman in the park. That woman ICED me. This is a highly educational episode because my mom decides to share an unnecessary amount of animal sex facts.  Please support our sh...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ My mother does NOT know how to use Incognito Mode. Consequently, she shares porn with her kids on an airplane. I try to flirt with a flight attendant by all possible means. A cougar comes onto me in a funeral parlor. My mom informs me that I did not inherit my father's dick.   Please support our show by using our sponsors' links below! SATISFYER – Want the most cutting...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ I find some haters on dating apps and then I'm badgered by my mom about my choice in dating locations. I don't need this. On the bright side, I discover a new scheme for finding love on Feeld, so I will be having sex in no time...right? In other news, we attended a goat yoga superspreader event and I discover that I may have worms! Please support our show by using our s...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️  A 90-year-old man aggressively hits on my mom. Her high lasts for only a moment until a friend tells her that she is looking quite slow and inquires about my mom's physical wellbeing. I discover that I'm the most boring attendee you can invite to a bachelor's party. I also discover a f*ck ton of ants in my new apartment as well as people living in the trees behind it....

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ My mom goes off the rails this episode and decides that we need to unpack a sexually explicit scene from the show Sex/Life. She also shares the merits of playing with food during sex. Meanwhile, my doctor nearly gives me a heart attack. I also discover that I am a caged female rat.  Please support our show by using our sponsors' links below! SUNSET LAKE CBD – Are you li...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Amigos, the last week involves both a love story and a near death experience. I'm grateful to be alive to share about it. While I was in the hospital, my mom was taking pickleback shots and talking about scat in the hot tub.  We discuss what makes a kiss give you "fireworks." 💥 We also introduce an old dude sex doll. Please support our show by using our sponsors' links...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Comedian Michael Blackson informs my mom that she should not be "giving away the p*ssy for free." I'm embracing the social awkwardness that comes with not having spoken to strangers for a year and a half. I also bore my mother with contemplations about relationship expectations and taking up space. Mom shares breaking news about doctors removing a wedding ring from a ma...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ My mother's burning questions this week: How much would you need to be paid to suck Trump's D? How about Biden's? My thoughts are mainly swirling around manifesting good sex and whether casual sex is emotionally healthy. My mom's mojo is reignited by a 21-year-old Tik Tok-er (@whiteyy18). We also discuss how to hide your boner when getting a skin check from the doctor....

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ We're diving into the deep end with uncomfortable conversations this week. How do you end a date when you're uncertain if you want to hang out again? How do you tell someone you don't want to share food? How do you reject someone's request for you to peg them? My mom tells me I've been in a mid-life crisis since I was a teen. I tell my mom that I would not judge her if...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ They say Mama knows best, and this week she's diagnosing my friend with an itchy butthole. Mom also inadvertently medicates our dog with her own thyroid pill. I experience what's known as "The Devil's Kiss." We discuss the new wave of STDs that are about to hit during this upcoming Summer of Love. My mom also falls in love with a 27-year-old Tik Toker. Shoutout to one o...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ We're coming out of quarantine and our behavior has gotten a bit LOOSEY GOOSEY. We both were a bit too cavalier about sharing drinks and joints. I ended up in Urgent Care after a brief Herpes scare. My doctor happened to be the love of my life. Is it inappropriate to slide into my doctor's DMs? As usual, my mom is using her TikTok page as a soapbox to school and flirt w...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Mom takes weed mints and ends up having a wet dream. I brawl with my doctor to give me an STD test. A Sneaky Freak divulges the grossest sex story we've ever heard. Mom shares about a new erotic craze involving people sitting their bare bums on gourmet cakes. We have a lengthy debate about whether we'd choose to elongate (and narrow) OR widen (and shrink) our penises. W...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ After multiple requests from her fans, I have to teach my mom the definition of a Cleveland Steamer. 😞 Meanwhile, she has to deal with my transformation into a crypto-obsessed, boxing-watching, testosterone-fueled man. She gets drunk at Mother's Day, sings 70s music, and makes the mistake of asking another woman her age. Please support our show by using our sponsors' l...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Happy Mother's Day to all you sneaky mothers out there! To celebrate this glorious event, my mom answers all my questions related to her past and future hopes and dreams (most of which involve the Avett Brothers, Tik Tok, porn, and quaaludes). We also discuss the Spring Awakening that we're experiencing as people are getting vaxxed and starting to mingle! Yahoo! 🤠 Plea...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ In an attempt to harness my sexual energy, I've started to practice tantric seed retention. However, I'm not quite a master yet. Rather than experience the promised multiple, celestial full-body orgasms, I've experienced nightmarish, gaseous blue balls in my mons pubis. My mother has also been pumping her body with toxic substances in the form of botox in her face. Sadd...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Legendary sex therapist Dr. Ian Kerner (author of She Comes First) returns to unpack our sex lives. My mom shares a step-by-step description about her sex script. It's the most detail she has shared about her sex to date. 😬 Ian helps me brainstorm how to overcome my obstacles with regard to casual sex. We discuss who tends to initiate sex in a couple and how to generat...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ The world reopening has got me all horned up. My mom and her bf suggest I have a series of one night stands. It seems to have also affected some punks at the pool who give mom the old "Come Hither" motion. Don't worry – she snubs them. My mom offers unrequested Tik Tok advice and I share some riveting information around an exotic fruit. Please support our show by suppor...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ We're living in a digital world, so it's about time we update our virtual sex lives! This episode is chock full of hot, sexy cyber sex tips! I also got my first manicure this week, and my mother offers her bajillion, unrequested cents on the matter. My mom also tries to convince me to buy a puppy and have more sex in order to lower my white blood cell count.   Please su...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ Some people go to the gym to work out. My mom goes to the gym to get off. We flew to Chicago to visit family. Along the way we encountered some not-so-friendly friends of the road. One picked a fight with me over the aisle seat and the other ate too many fritos. We also visited my grandparents who insisted that I need to cut my hair to get laid. Please support our show...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️ My mother has fallen for her Peloton instructor. Our body-builder friend, Yuriy, has fallen for a new sex doll. I have fallen victim to a baby’s doody. We chat about death, prenups, and snot. Climb aboard this freak train. Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! SIMPATIC.US – Looking to spice up your sex life? Take the simpatic.us online survey to figure out...

☎️ Text us! 310-356-3920 ☎️  Someone wants to slime my mom's face. Are we on Nickelodeon? I watched the Grammy's and was very disappointed to not feel any arousal whatsoever. The tarot cards suggest my dick will stay limp for quite a while. I also get into some hot water with a security guard and his elbow greeting. Please support our show by supporting our sponsors! SATISFYER – Get 40% off all of...