Seven Minutes In Evan

We dive into the ridiculousness of the Emmys and the magical night of virtue signaling. Has virtue-signaling ruined television and film? Have extreme progressives ruined the word progress. We should pay teachers a lot more than what they make. Can teachers actually make an impact on your life? What my nursing teacher told me about me being a nurse.  We talk about the Shane Gillis cancellation conn...

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to today's episode! We break down the fact we are living in the apocalypse and the end of times and enjoy the ride! With the vaccine mandates.. Will I start my Onlyfans account? RIP to the legend, Norm Macdonald. The Met Gala is the weirdest event on planet earth. Newsom wins recall election proving California has Stockholm syndrome. Enjoy!

Ladies & gentlemen your boy is a river rat! I got down on the Comal River in New Braunfels and got in a fistfight with a wasp. Another one is hiding in my truck. We break down the vaccine mandate and people caring which parent spoon-feeds them the same food. Gavin Newsom is winning recall? Do Californians have Stockholm syndrome?.. Enjoy!

If you build it they will come! Giggity. I plan on being a ghost and have decided I will haunt my first home. I introduce you to thrifty Thursdays and why the 99 cents store is your friend. I breakdown my second encounter with the same Austin homeless person and what it is like navigating the walking dead. San Francisco is going to pay people to not shoot people. Sign me up! How messed up is fenta...

In this episode, we discuss my new music video and being banished to the shadow realm for it. I fought a stingray when I was a kid and a Jellyfish as an adult. Am I undefeated with fighting sea creatures? Find out while we get litty as a titty on Tuesdays.

Ladies & gentlemen welcome! In this episode, I take you through the adventure of living in Texas with all of its native wildlife. I tell you the ghostly story of a mountain lion that lives near me that I plan on fighting on PPV. We talk about the fight between Tyron Woodley & Jake Paul and what that means for content creators and the current state of entertainment. Enjoy.

In this episode, Evan Lopez steps away to allow Covid-19 to slide into the driver's seat this episode and answer some questions that people have had for Covid-19. Such as is Covid a government operative? Is it more than the sniffles? What does that mouth do? And more! Also here to promote its music video being released on YouTube this week!

In this episode, we break down the violent enraged crime-riddled beef between these two chamomile rappers. We talk about the weirdness of hip hop beef now in an era that is not represented by the past of hip hop. We break down why Kanye West is the greatest hip-hop artist of all time. Jake Paul VS Tyron Woodley breakdown and predictions and dogs are now able to communicate! Huh? Enjoy.

Ladies and gentlemen welcome! In this episode, we dive into the past with tales from the desert rat. The Axe Body Spray era. How was that stuff legal? Getting my balls touched in school. Who actually took showers at their high school shower? Anyway. Enjoy!

I’m being bullied by a wasp that lives outside my place. It tries to fist fight me daily. I’m tired of people posting about politics and if I’m being honest.. I think they are fighting with themselves. Find out why. We dive deep into the homeless problem in Austin and why it is like the walking dead. Why is Britney Spears showing boobs on Instagram?

In this episode, we briefly touch on the Taliban being back in Afghanistan and what kind of perspective of appreciation should give to people lucky enough to live in America. Britney Spears is free? Or is she… How crazy is Britney? OJ Simpson is the craziest thing in America. OJ Simpson says he is scared to go to LA… find out why.. In this episode.. Enjoy

Ladies and gentlemen welcome! Today we have some good ol fashion wizarding fun exploring the world of Harry Potter and why it could never be an American Harry Potter. Also the effects Harry Potter had on woke culture.  We discuss the Andrew Cuomo resigning debacle and what him being Italian has to do with his actions. How do we stop the divisiveness in our world and get back to being full of oil....

Ladies & Gentlemen welcome! We discuss the Tom Foolery of the Olympics and the fact we are pretending horses are athletes. A boulder in Wisconsin college was deemed a racist rock and therefore must no longer identify as a boulder. The war between unvaccinated and vaccinated. Who wins in a street fight? Find out today!

Ladies and gentlemen enjoy this episode where we go gay and check out all 58 genders and see where we fit in! My favorite type of burger and why whiskey BBQ sauce needs to be deported. Once I get F U money I am getting pedicures weekly. I answer a couple of questions on the podcast. Do I get stage fright? And am I getting… V'd…. Enjoy!

In this episode, we announce my formal apology to artistic swimming. The Simone Biles fiasco and mental health. Sports mentality and what it means for her to pull out. We also discuss my new fascination with the Amish and when I am going to become Amish. Also a new show recommendation! Dr. Death!

In this episode, we break down the plight of the 16-year-old kid. Kevin Spacey was misunderstood. Elon Musk is not who you think he is! Goth kids in school were horny eh? CDC is making vaccinated people mask up again! The great debate of Austin comedy vs the great coasts.

Ladies and gentlemen welcome! We talk about the Olympic games and the excitement of it all. Skateboarding is an Olympic sport and someone needs to tell the skateboarders. Do you believe in life after love? I am now a rapping pastor. What happened when I met Michael Phelps? My debauchery weekend.

Ladies and gentlemen welcome! We dive into it in this episode where we break down so much about me getting older and life. Jeff Bezos thanks his employees and customers after traveling to space. I hate Garyvee again. Women's Olympic handball team forced to wear a bikini? Equestrian shouldn't be an Olympic sport. Enjoy. I love you

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Monday! We are coming in hot kicking this week off into a heavenly splendor. We talk about my time as a kid in church and not knowing where I was born. We dabble into my trigger word area with western medicine. We dive into the anti-sex beds in the Olympic village. Life will find a way. Enjoy

Ladies and gentlemen let's get weird on a Wednesday! Welcome to a celebration! We have hit a milestone in the podcast and it's time to celebrate! We talk about my fear of Christmas light bulbs and my checkered past with them. T-Pain goes off on young artists not being original and we watch a few of my favorite cringe TikToks! Enjoy!

In this episode, we break down the amazing fight card UFC 264. We discuss each fight in detail and break down the aftermath of the crazy ending to Dustin Poirier vs Connor McGregor.

In this episode, we talk about how Cardi B makes music for girls who are Fckboys. We talk about the ridiculousness of Cosby being released. My current struggles with the gym and the heavy bag. We do a deep dive into the rematch at UFC 264 Connor McGregor vs Dustin Poirier. Enjoy!

In this episode, we talk about the greatest fireworks display I have ever seen in my life in Texas. I talk about the worst job that I ever had in Texas. We talk about the weirdness of R Rex Parris's rant about people getting vaccinated and so much more. Happy 5th of July ladies & Gentlemen it feels good to be an American.

In this episode, we talk about a way you can get to Mars without even needing a rocket and why a trip to Mars changed my view on High School & life forever. We discuss the current news about Britney Spears and the Conservatorship. Also, we weave into how weird Demi Lovato is and her beef with Froyo. Free Britney Y'all

In this episode, we talk about the generic or genius advice from GaryVee & the social media movement of motivation. Dealing with bullies who tell you they are a beast and see red. Realizing that I am in the circle of life with my Dad as I have reached the point where I control the thermostat. I was told at a show to not California my Texas… from someone from... Colorado. Cool. Enjoy!