Seven Minutes In Evan

In this episode, we reflect back on the wild world that is 2021. We go even farther back into 2020 and what we did early on to be able to make some moves happen. We have grown up and stopped shaming new years' resolutions. Happy New Year!

It's that time of the year again. The holiday special is here. How do we deal with relatives during the holidays? Let's break into it. How old were you when you learned Santa wasn't real? For me? Too old. I still believe elves are real. How we stole a Christmas tree and saved Christmas. Find out in this holiday special.

Ladies & gentlemen welcome back to the podcast. Episode 202! Rejoice! In this episode, we break down the new Spiderman movie and our opinions on what went down. Spoilers ahead in the podcast for Spiderman No way home. A glorious movie. We break down what went down with Jake paul VS Tyron Woodley II with that ferocious knockout. Where does Jake Paul go from here and what is next for Tyron Woodley?...

Ladies & Gentleman! WHO SAID THAT? We had a lot of fun in this episode. All terrible quotes about making Omelets… WHO SAID THAT? Joe Biden doesn’t know where he is… WHO SAID THAT? GaryVee thinks he is 13… WHO SAID THAT? Blake Shelton makes generic country music.. WHO SAID THAT?   Enjoy!

Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the 200th episode where we breakdown one of the best weekends we have had. Having mother nature makes your willy tingle while you get in touch with your primal side. Enjoying the basic necessities and struggles of life while hunting down the lean mean Bambi machines. My first deer hunting trip reflections.

In this episode we get wild. We breakdown what a Charcuterie board is aka a privilege platter. I'm taking on new adventures as the podcast grows. I share a tale of being broken up over the phone. For a weekend. Brutal. Enjoy

Ladies and gentlemen welcome back from our two-week hiatus. Moving to our new location has slowed down podcasts but we are back in full swing. Why are companies making braille video commercials? Black Friday was a complete sham. New York issues sweeping mandates for private employers. Fast and furious is a wild movie & Jake Paul vs Tyron Woodley II?!

In this episode, we dive into it. In our last episode in this "studio" the wasp war has been lost. We finally settle the debate on if Whataburger is better than In-n-out. We are all tired of people's political posts I have tuned out. FDA is going to take 55 years to give us vaccine data? Thanksgiving stories! It's my birthday week! What have we learned about getting older and nostalgia? Enjoy!

In this episode, we break down the nitty-gritty of Kanye & Drake's fake beef for publicity. What else are they lying about? Why is Kanye west looking like a sick cockatiel? The new Spiderman trailer drops! I spy with my little eye spidermen?! Mike Tyson almost croaks over toad juice & more! Enjoy!

In this episode, we break down so much. Do you remember being a child and listening to love songs thinking you understood anything about what was going on in them? Brass against band member Sophia Urista urinates about one kiddie pool full on a fan's face. SNL comes for Joe Rogan in the corniest way ever. If you come for the king you best not miss.

In this episode, we break down the wild news that Paull Rudd was voted sexiest man alive?! How?! When Chris Hemsworth walks this planet? Vin Diesel tries to "Big Brother" Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. A bold move let's see how it plays out for him. Should Travis Scott be held accountable for the deaths at Astroworld? Enjoy!

In this episode, we break down how my dog is actually an anti-emotional support dog. Born in a trash can she doesn't care about your emotions. Sometimes I think she identifies as a cat. Axe bodyspray is a lot like neverland. You can't see it unless you are 16. I flexed so hard at the 99 cent store with $10 dollars as a kid.

In this episode, we break down the end of an era. The wasp wars… are over. WE WON! & you know who else won? Pfizer! We have all been hoodwinked and let's break down why without getting called an anti-vaxxer. Young people are becoming baby doomers believing we shouldn't have kids anymore because the world is getting harsher. I mean people had kids when there were sabretooth tigers but okay.

Ladies & Gentlemen welcome to the holidays! We officially have thanksgiving in our sights and awkward Christmas conversations are right around the corner. Why won't Jada stop harassing Will Smith and playing tiddlywinks with his life? We are officially Covid free and spilling the beans on what we learned from it.

In this episode, we talk about some of our favorite Halloween memories! What is the real reason we celebrate Halloween? We are officially a Covid survivor. The drama with Dave Chappelle and his special and his career is stunted. Why did Macklemore ruin his career with virtue signaling? I miss the old Mack.

In this episode, we dive into the lifestyle of men who teach spiritual healing and try to align your chakra. Would I survive as a yoga instructor? Now that I am out of the weeds with covid what do I think about it? How terrible have covid lockdowns and restrictions been for people's mental health?

In this episode, we break down the new sensations I have lost due to covid. :( people who argue that you should get vaccinated when they are terrible humans. My new favorite addiction is watching bad television like naked and afraid of love. 

I think this episode is pretty self-explanatory. I gots the vid. Stay safe y'all

In this episode, we have a grand time discussing the plight of the man.. Masturbation, taking things too personal, insecurities, me working as an old Italian man at my Bistro and so much more. Enjoy!

In this episode, we talk about how we still aren't learning from our mistakes and being tired. The journey so far! What is the most cringe situation you have been in? How would I fare in a zombie apocalypse? Where would I time travel to?

In this special Friday episode, we get into some nitty-gritty details of my gaming addiction. We talk about the game of thrones and why I can't support their new show. We talk about Dave Chappelle's new special and why people are ridiculous

In this episode we break down the spooky season and why it is the best holiday. We should completely get rid of Christmas and just celebrate Halloween again in December. Who likes passive-aggressive family dinners anyway? The Bill Clinton impeachment show is wild and shows the importance of dry cleaning. Imagine if Marvel's what if the world was done with politics? Imagine a what-if world if I had...

I'm a blue cheese oil tycoon now. Is there anything better than blue cheese? I am part of Texas cult club and now looking for other oil tycoon friends. But for real in this episode, we talk about the difference between my life in Ventura California compared to now doing business and comedy in Austin Texas. Meeting the older generation that doesn't let politics divide them. I'm done with politics d...

In this episode we break down UFC 266 and what this means for Nick Diaz. We breakdown my own fight night abilities and what animals I think I could beat up. We answer some fun questions like What would I do if I could be anything without a chance of failure. And what are red flags that I keep an eye out for in life? Enjoy

Welcome to the 180th episode! A milestone.. I guess.. I am having an identity crisis. I keep getting misgendered as a douchebag. We talk about the lulls in life and how getting older is awesome as long as you keep making progress. We have been overworking and its time we grow up. Men in New Zealand get caught smuggling KFC into Auckland. What do we do with the Haitians? How would I know? Enjoy