Seven Minutes In Evan

In this episode we break down national pet day and how some pets shouldn't get to celebrate it. I'm talking about you cats. I take you down the path of my first dog. A duck named ducky. Is catnip cocaine for cats? These are the real questions Fauci.

In this episode we dive into it. First we discuss how ridiculous it is to get paid to count amberjacks. When did politics get so corrupt? I am ready to forgive Will Smith and blame the real person. Jada Smith. The manipulator of man. The bald headed assassin. Hollywood is a weird bubble that needs to be popped.

Ladies and gentlemen let's talk about it. The smack heard around the world. Was Will Smith right for smacking Chris Rock for making fun of Jada's bald silly looking head? Did Jada deserve it? Why was Bradley Cooper even there? Is this a dangerous thing for the standup world? Let's decompress the downfall of Will Smith

In this seven minutes in Evan, we discuss what it is like to survive an Austin tornado. I reveal my identity as storm defender and we talk about how googling anything when you are worried is problematic. From Tornado signs to spider bite symptoms. I love you.

I'm ready for the end of the woke area. & am prepared for the beginning of the nap era. Where people stay sleep and mind they business. Why is no one worried about St. Patty's day being appropriated? Why is it ok to imitate leprechauns? I am a recovering Indiana Jones that had a relapse and did a front flip out of my bed. Huh? What is South By South West? Will Austin become the greatest city by 20...

In this episode, we talk about how my truck is killing my pockets. Russia bans Instagram and Joe Biden blames Putin for inflation.. Before Putin? The Whitehouse briefs tik tok stars on the war in Ukraine & Tom Brady hates his kids! Decides it is time to leave retirement.

Ladies & Gentlemen rejoice! We are blessed by the unicorn himself to drop in and chat with us on today's episode. We discuss the amazing ability for artists to be able to post their content for an audience directly with social media. What it is like to be a creative person in Hollywood and dealing with casting directors. The current state of comedy and living in Austin Texas. Being a creative pers...

We dive into some terrible lizard talk.. I miss Miss Cleo and want to bring back a psychic hotline. I messed up and watched a nuclear war simulator before bed and now I can't sleep anymore. Let's review the Batman movie with Robert Pattinson! God be doing too much in this relationship.

In this episode, we answer a few questions about Kanye West. Is he floundering? Is he in a full-blown ego tailspin or is this just a marketing genius? Is Kanye West the human form of the that’s what she said joke? How good of salesmen are the Mormons? How good at sales are cult leaders? Cain Velasquez former UFC heavyweight champion goes to jail for what? Let's talk about me getting too comfortabl...

In this episode, we dive into it. What is happening in Ukraine? Why is everyone a world expert now? Is it possible for a country to mind its own business anymore with how connected we are? The legends that have come out of this Ukrainian war. From the Ghost of Khyv & Ukrainian reaper. The president of Ukraine does not want to be evacuated. Let's discuss the tinder swindler. How is this not equalit...

In this episode, we really dive into it, ladies and gentlemen. Who gave me food poisoning? Was it the man who smells babies' butt's because they are refreshing?... Find out. How do we fix this problem with Russia? Do we send Pete Davidson? What was it like being on Westworld and thinking I would be a hero? The sad reality of Hollywood. I love you.

In this episode, we take you on the journey of getting food poison in Dallas and fighting the devil. A man brought to his knees.. By a stomach virus. Nothing to show for it… but pain and puke. 1883 and the Oregon trail would be the worst place to get food poisoning.

In this episode, we dive into how woke culture got ruined and by whom? Why is Kanye West ruining himself? Who is to blame? His genius? Or the Kardashians? The worst I have ever bombed.. Offstage. Enjoy!

In this episode we dive into the Superbowl commercials and why they are terrible and stuck in the 90's. My feud with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson for his comments about Joe Rogan. The amazing Superbowl halftime show and realizing I am old. I saw the new Jurassic World trailer and had a five hour nightmare about fighting nightmares and now must prepare myself to fight dinosaurs in real life. I have an...

In this episode we dive into the rabbit hole of Neil Young now saying that he has no beef with Joe Rogan but that his beef is actually with the CEO of Spotify? This was all about helping musicians… what? Is anyone watching the winter Olympics? Why does John Cena wrestle in a concrete guy's outfit and know mandarin? UFC 271 is this weekend with Israel Adesanya vs Robert Whitaker 2 lets break down h...

In this episode, we break down the war that is being fought between mainstream media and the guy from fear factor. Is Joe Rogan right or actually spreading misinformation? What should Spotify do with Joe Rogan?  Is what happening important for free speech? Is the mainstream media controlling a narrative and taking down people who can actually make a difference? Is everything just conspiracy theori...

Ladies & gentlemen welcome to the Texas winter storm part 2! We are switching up today's podcast style to film it in the sauna for a nice 30-minute session as we talk about why I love the sauna so much and Wim Hoff & Rhonda Patrick's influence on my decision to use it this way. Texas has another winter storm coming! Are we ready? Why is Austin such a success business-wise and will it be different...

Ladies & gentlemen! In this episode, we break down the most important topics in the world. Rihanna is officially pregnant! I am going to be on a new season of keeping up with the Kardashians. We break down the beef between Joe Rogan & Neil Young and why this conversation is important. Michigan high school refuses to add litter boxes to the bathrooms for students who identify as cats. Enjoy

Ladies & gentlemen welcome. In this episode, we break down my latest on-stage bomb and why it happened. Also, a revamp of those life goals and not losing the resolutions of the new year. Wait Snow White is going to be Latina. Okay bye, enjoy your life! Peter Dinklage is upset about Snow White. Neil Young wants Spotify to pick him or Joe Rogan over misinformation. Cool.

Ladies and gentlemen we dive into it this week. We discuss what M&Ms are really doing with their inclusive candy body types as well as what the real thing is. Let's talk about Mark Cuban and what he is doing to change the world with his new online pharmacy. A lady tries to buy a child at Walmart for 500K. So overpriced. Enjoy

Welcome to episode 209! Stockton motherfcker! The 209 special where we breakdown what we love about Nate & Nick Diaz and I break down why I love MMA and what fighter made me grieve like I lost a loved one when he lost. We discuss the corona special and what does the future look like. What is the Metaverse going to be and how amazing is virtual reality going to be when we are old people? P.S how ma...

In this episode, we deep dive into the universe with horoscopes, and is there really any spirituality tied to the moon and stars, or is it just baristas at Starbucks writing these scrolls of the universe known as your horoscope. Drake sets a new standard of birth control by pouring hot sauce into a condom and calling it a day. Chloe Kardashian gets cheated on by the dude she cheated with when he w...

In this episode, we dive into the wild world of Gigolo-ing with the Showtime show Gigolos. A wild world that I had no idea existed. We also break down the wild world of the Amanda Knox chronicles and why you don't want to be a suspect for a murder in a different country. Rest in peace to the legend Bob Saget.

Ladies & Gentlemen welcome to episode 206! Where we discuss the new French variant  IHU aka the Pepe le pew of covid. The Yellowstone season finale as well as the reality of actually working on Yellowstone ranch. How wild is it that there are pet therapy clinics in Austin where you can take your pet to get therapy about their life problems? What a world. Enjoy

Hello, Ladies & Gentlemen welcome to 2022. Where we have to have a go at it without the angelic Betty White. Out of all the celebrities, god could have taken.. Let's talk about 2022 and its goals. Let's talk the metaverse and the crumbling of society. Welcome to the future. Enjoy