Seven Minutes In Evan

In this episode, Austin-based comedian Spencer Cavins and I talk about all the wonders of life. From life with blow-up dolls and the afterthought of having to buy them in person. What our experiences doing comedy was like for the first time? Who are the aliens and are they actually cool? Or just boring bland grey men. The difference in life now compared to when dads could just go out for "milk" an...

In this episode, we break down the drama around Shakira and her potential tax fraud. Shakira faces time in prison and has an open invitation to spit in my mouth. Huh? Biden has Covid again. Will Smith is a robot who doesn't know how to give a real apology and is being controlled by his very own bald Illuminati. Jordan Peele drops the movie Nope. What do we think? Hope or nope? All my life. I've pr...

Ladies and gentlemen, we welcome 661 alumni. We start off hot discussing what is the darkest thing you would be embarrassed if people knew you searched for online. The new way we should pick world leaders..  Through a gauntlet of activities. Including naked and afraid. What does Putin smell like? Matty has been trying to buy it forever. What is it like being around the homeless in Austin? Who is t...

In this episode, we issue a full-blown apology to Ricky Martin for the way we have spoken about him in recent episodes. He has been cleared of all sexual misconduct allegations. Elon Musk has sex with google co-founder's wife and is the ultimate f*ckboy. I am being crucified by the Christians. Comedians are starting to be censored hard on social media. What does this mean for social media and the...

In this episode, we get into it, ladies & gentlemen. Ricky Martin is back in the headlines for some pretty spicy stuff. And by spicy we mean possible incest? As a light-skinned Puerto Rican this is crazy news for me. JLO also ties the knot with Ben Affleck. Will it hold?! We discuss fame and what level of fame is even attainable anymore? And is it healthier this way? Andrew Schulz drops new specia...

In this episode, we break down the reality of living in Texas during a heatwave where the electricity company threatens to turn off the power. What it is like producing an outdoor comedy show in a Texas heatwave with the sun still out. We review Thor: Thunder & love. Did this movie bomb or is it the best Marvel movie of all time? Find out… if the power doesn't go out.

Ladies and gentlemen, we dive into it in this episode. We discuss the 30 years that R Kelly is supposed to be doing in prison. Why is he still alive? Ricky Martin had a restraining order placed against him. How surreal is life when Ricky Martin is stalking you? Let's find out.

Laura Gallardo is a professional women's mixed martial artist with an affinity for plant medicine and little dog Zuli. In this episode, we discuss what it is like getting when "opportunity knocks" on short notice entering the UFC Ultimate Fighter Competition season 30 coached by former bantamweight champion Amanda & current bantamweight champion Juliana Pena. We discuss what it is like inside the...

In this episode, we get into it quickly. Wild talk Wednesdays. We get into some philosophy and ancient Rome and what makes a great person. Yoda said it best. These aren't the droids you're looking for. Chris Pratt is under fire over his healthy baby. Wut. People are getting too comfortable with the food chain when you can just approach a wild bison in Yellowstone. Enjoy

Ladies & gentlemen welcome to Monday! We review the new Topgun movie and what we thought of it. A lady marries a ragdoll and gives birth to a baby ragdoll. Is she a crazy lady? Or is what she is doing no different than what people always do in relationships. Roe vs wade overturned. What does this craziness mean and how do we move forward? What is the right way to handle these issues on social medi...

Let's talk about it. A bicycle attempted to assassinate the president of the united states of America. What does this mean for the future of America. A ghost pepper chip attempted to murder me as well. Florida is having python hunts. Why is Florida the way that it is? What does the future of America look like with these gas prices?

In this album we break down Drake's new album "honestly, never mind"  is it a great album? Or did it marinate in a lavender bathtub too long? Big news! Game of Thrones sequel featuring Jon Snow is in the works! Should we trust them again? Or are we being set up to be hurt again! We dive into the dangers of the early internets and the wild things you would find using things like LimeWire. Times wer...

In this episode we break down the latest Jurassic World movie and my love for all the Jurassic Park films. Why is this movie actually better than people are saying? Is Jurassic park the greatest franchise of all time? How great were gas prices during the Jurassic period? How great would it be if people in our country would try to unite us rather than divide us? How can I get my truck to identify a...

In a wild twilight zone episode, we went on a trip to California where we were treated like a leper! As a native Californian traveling from Texas to California, I was treated like the plague and booed on stage! Let's talk about this gang rivalry between both these states. What started it? Is it real? Let's break down the Amber Heard & Johnny Depp Trial. What does this mean for the future with men...

In this episode we announce a small descent into California for a couple gigs! I love the Antelope Valley & I am tired of hearing people pretend they are not from the Antelope Valley. I took a trip to the Austin Zoo and it did not disappoint! So much excitement we almost had to rush my fiancé out in an ambulance. Or should I say Waaambulance. Hey how y'all doing. Enjoy

In this episode. we break down what makes Jurassic World better than any other Dinosaur movie? Why did the walking dead fall off so hard? What it is like producing a comedy show in Austin. The world is on edge of the newly unveiled sexy monkeypox virus. How do I feel about American Idol? Gross. Is M Night Shyamalan a good director?

In this episode, we dive into the prediction by Will Smith to try to leave Jada. my first experience with a rated R movie and why listening to movies is scarier than actually watching as a child at 9 years old. Why are we afraid of the monsters in movies when we can't see them? Dracula untold is the greatest Dracula movie of all time? Why is Tom Cruise the worst and ruining my dreams? I have the g...

In this episode, we dive into the story of Snakey and his inability to cope with crickets being food and not part of his society. What it was like being a kid with pet pigeons. My five-year goal for my life. Mike Tyson isn't getting charged for beating up the guy on an airplane. Good. What it feels like bombing with new material. Enjoy

In this episode we deep dive into human nature and why ancient philosophers were so profound compared to modern humans. Comedian Dave Chappelle attacked on stage! What does this mean for entertainment? I went to the capitol not to storm it but see how much tax money is wasted. Why are polls so trash and can influence people to believe false narratives? I am not a conspiracy theorist I swear. Enjoy

In this episode, we dive into so many different rabbit holes tying them up nicely. We break down Netflix's new Marilyn Monroe documentary where we find out her real connection to the Kennedys and what really happened to her. Pete Davidson is wiling out and we need to get him out of this relationship ASAP. Enjoy!

Let's break down the song step back dancing kind of close by the hit group next in the 90s. Why was it okay for guys to put their "poke" on females in the club? Why are clubs still a thing? Y'all remember the pickup artist? The pushback on Elon Musk buying Twitter.. what does this mean. I NEED ANSWERS. How easy is it to be a lawyer on Amber Heard's team?

Elon Musk's offer to buy Twitter has been accepted! Rejoice for free speech. For now. Are news stations and media losing their power grip on the narrative? Is Evan slowly becoming a conspiracy theorist? Netflix is losing its stranglehold as the top streaming platform due to greed? Why is Amber Heard such a terrible person? Why is she not potty trained?

We dive into the history of Texas BBQ and who really invented it? Is Terry Black's really the best in Austin? What is the secret beef between Black's BBQ and Terry Black's? What it is like seeing young people celebrate 420 in public. Stories of being in high school with the devil lettuce before school. Basically eating at Satan's Souplantation. Mike Tyson beats up an annoying person on a plane.

In this episode, we break down how we feel about paying taxes. Where do they go? What is the future of social media content copyright laws with jokes and memes? A man jacks off FOUR times on a Southwest flight. Tight. A transgender inmate gets two prisoners pregnant. Tight. I'm out here fighting for my life with Texas republican hornets. Enjoy.

Ladies and gentlemen we really dive into this one. We spend an entire episode slapping Elon Musk in the back of the neck and vice versa. Why is twitter a dumpster fire and should it even be saved? Find out in this episode. Enjoy