Seven Minutes In Evan

In this episode, we are joined by guest Shannon Sims. A hilarious Austin-based comedian from Houston Texas who felt self-conscious about his pink jacket but pulls it off with flare and fashion. We swap wild homeless people stories in Austin and Shannon walks us through a crazy story where a friend turned homeless turned crackhead threatened to kill him. We talk about Austin comedy and what it is l...

In this episode, we talk about what it was like working with Onlyfans and OFTV for the LMAOF TV show filming I was involved with at the creek and the cave in Austin, Texas.   What it was like working with the crew expectations vs reality. Joe Rogan's club the comedy mothership is opening soon and let's talk about comedy and how I feel about that! I had a day from hell driving to San Antonio for te...

Surprise! I did it! I really did sign up for only fans. Expecting spicy content? Well, that will go down in the kitchen! In this episode, we talk about my upcoming show at the creek and the cave in Austin texas with LMAOF OFTV a streaming comedy show that I will be featured on. Recording this Monday the 20th in Austin Texas! We talk about my life and watching sopranos and so much more! Enjoy!

Texas is frozen over and the lack of human contact I have had since I haven't left my house for three days has made me super introspective about how humans will either evolve with technology and AI away from our primitive needs or we fail and Elon Musk leaves us behind. The idea that future humans may be considered aliens is based on the belief that our evolution and technological advancements wil...

In this episode we breakdown the upROAR and drama around Kylie Jenner wearing a lion head at fashion week. Is this what fashion is now? We talk about the radio signal that came through space from 8.9 billion light years away… Aliens?... Or is Evan just stupid.. Definitely the second one but possibly the first. A father tries to kill his family with a tesla and fails to do so.. He couldn't even do...

Ladies & gentlemen welcome to this episode where we dive into the Goldie locks saga of Shakira finding out she was cheated on by missing jam in the refrigerator. What it is like to be attacked by the muskrats/musketeers with their trolling muskets. Greta Thunberg fakes an arrest and the last of us is the best zombie show of all time.

In this episode, we deep dive into the future of AI and creativity and the immense power of AI tools like ChatGPT & Mid journey among other AI tools available on the internet. What would we do with a time machine? Would you want to go forward in time or only backward? Why is Elon Musk a deadbeat dad? How were messenger pigeons first used? Find out on this wild apocalyptic episode with arctic iguan...

A reflection on the past year and what the new year has in store! Dealing with the homeless once again in the magical land of 6th street. What are the differences between setting resolutions and goals? Trying to have a better perspective moving into 2023. Amen

Let's talk about this once-in-a-generation winter storm. Texas is pretty much frozen and I realize day by day how weak we are as a species compared to more primitive versions of man. I also went out to the deer lease and tracked down a big ol buck! Did I get him? Welp let's find out in this wild freezing Friday of an episode. Enjoy!

Welcome ladies and gentlemen to this episode where we dive into getting married and what this means for my life now. Yes, I am gonna still do the podcast. Not a lot is changing other than.. I'm legally tethered to another human being. Indonesia bans sex for people out of the marriage so I'm fine to go to Indonesia now. Does anyone else feel like we are on the verge of an apocalypse? James Gunn fir...

In this episode, we dive into the wild world of the world cup. You know what it is bruv. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills with everyone pretending to love soccer all of a sudden. Why are theatre people the worst? Elon Musk get rid of most of the Twitter staff? Good or bad thing? Deer season has begun! What is the best way to eat trout? Find out in the episode. Oh yeah, I bombed on stage again. C...

Ladies and gentlemen, we are back with a solo episode. RIP to Aaron Carter. The Antelope Valley isn't meant for everyone. I saw Wakanda Forever. Let's talk about it. I had a corporate event that went terribly bombing on stage. Let's talk about it and relive my nightmare. Enjoy

This week on the podcast we are joined by Comedian Mason Smith. Born & raised in Arkansas this man started off his life shooting squirrels with shotguns at 3 years old. Being raised on farmland Mason is a man who could probably survive the apocalypse having shot 3 deer his first time out. One of them just by looking at it. When he was a welder for 10 years he decided he needed a change in his life...

In this episode we are joined by Melissa Diaz is a very funny comedian born and raised in New York City. The Bronx! Yo! She shares some crazy childhood stories like going to high school in the Dominican Republic and learning the dark arts of witchcraft just for fun. She was a professional Puerto Rican Folk Fusion Singer touring the country before she got into stand up in one of the best comedy sce...

Now stay with me.. Imagine a world where amber alerts are incentivized in an app that pays you to find the kids. Why are there rewards for pets but not for amber alerts? I'm starting an app. I have been watching Jersey Shore and cinematically there is nothing short of greatness as a viewer. I'll tell you why. But the first house of dragons? What the incest is going on? Boston scientists are creati...

In this special goth episode I am introduced to the world of being goth. Well respected Goth in the goth community Mila Hugo expands my world and checks off my bucket list dream of being Goth. Mila Hugo is a very funny female goth comedian living her best life in New Braunfels, Texas. With a particular set of skills she left Canada to seek more comedy opportunities in the states. We learn more abo...

In this episode, we talk about something near and dear to my heart which is fishing! There was a fishing tournament where a couple of dudes cheated and got caught in the wildest way. Let's dive into it. The lord of the rings TV show Rings of Power is getting some bad reviews. Why do you think?! LEAVE IT ALONE! Also, the walking dead is starting a thousand more shows rather than just fixing the one...

In this episode, I sit down with comedian Niko Jordan to talk about life and its struggles. Or lack of struggles. Why is Niko becoming a grumpy old man? Should he disappear and just live his life naked and afraid style. We talk about the guilt Niko feels struggling to be a good dog parent to his new pup as well as conversations about relationships when you are on the grind. We are lucky to have Ni...

In this episode, me and fellow comedian Chris Tan dive down the rabbit hole of life. Why do immigrant parents who spent their whole life living a crazy life decide they want their children to go the safe route? What did Chris learn from his time backpacking alone? The struggles of pursuing a creative career and the different challenges you go through. Enjoy!

In today's special themed Harry Potter episode we have none other than the real-life Draco Malfoy aka Joe McNamara an Austin-based comedian. We talk about how a girl wanted to sleep with him only because he was dressed as Draco Malfoy in college. We go head to head with some harry potter puns. We swap stories of bombing on stage for the first time. What it is like coming up in a comedy scene like...

Matty Stu is a hilarious comedian based in Austin Texas. A Navy Veteran Matty has a unique perspective and view on life. We discuss his military experience as well as his undying love for the people of Japan. We dive into how there is a double standard of beauty expectations when it comes to men and the penis. Why is Will Smith not a star anymore? Would life as a Mormon in the little house on the...

In this episode, we break down the reality of where the next generation is going with their identities as a high school student who identifies as a cat and is allowed to be a feline friend in class. The big question is.. Where does the litter box go? A hooters waitress has her own way of dealing with rude customers that really spice things up for everyone involved. Find out in this episode of seve...

Ladies & Gentlemen, today's guest has the posture of a king cobra mixed with a Llama. With rugged good looks, you could see him chopping wood in the forest or fly fishing on the cover of a field and stream magazine. He is the creator of Foundation Training. He has helped more lower backs than Brazilian butt lifts. We are blessed to have Dr. Eric Goodman on the podcast today. Learn more about found...

In this episode, we get into it. The baby rattlesnake era where you don't know your limit with alcohol and climb seven elevens at noon and threaten your history teachers with felonies. We used to party with the grim reaper. Why is it important to go through the baby rattlesnake era? Why is twilight such a bad movie but would be a great show? Where did fantastic beasts the movie franchise go wrong?...

In this episode, we return from our one-week hiatus. We spent some time at the deer lease to prepare for when society crumbles and gain more man skills while trying to our keep as a Texan. We had an eerie time in Uvalde. What will it be like when the grid fails and we have to be robin hood? Was I involved in the real-life Nutcracker? Find out!