Seven Minutes In Evan

Christopher Nolan has The Odyssey, Matt Damon, Tom Holland, Anne Hathaway, Robert Pattinson, Jon Bernthal and basically half of Hollywood. If this movie can’t work, what can? Also: where the hell is the owl?#TheOdyssey #ChristopherNolan #hollywood 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to the podcast, and find everything here:https://beacons.ai/evanlopez📲 Follow me on Instagram:https://www.inst...

There are only two ways I see Conor McGregor vs. Max Holloway ending. Come back after the fight and we’ll see how badly this aged.#UFC329 #ConorMcGregor #MaxHolloway🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to the podcast, and find everything here:https://beacons.ai/evanlopez📲 Follow me on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips:https://www.youtube...

Thinking about love and becoming a political podcast grifter with Day Day. It's gonna be bad my.. 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to thepodcast, and find everything here: https://beacons.ai/evanlopez 📲 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez 📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips: https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez 🎧 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify....

🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to thepodcast, and find everything here: https://beacons.ai/evanlopez 📲 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez 📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips: https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez 🎧 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1law6HzyxvgV1NMXmt70n2 🍎 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/seven-minutes...

Dana White says the UFC is coming to the White House, and that immediately got us thinking: what would the most insane fight card in UFC history actually look like? From dream matchups and legends returning to fights that would break the internet, we're building the ultimate UFC Freedom Fight Night card. 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to thepodcast, and find everything here: ⁠https:/...

narrowing down your loadout for the apocalypse is not easy 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to thepodcast, and find everything here: https://beacons.ai/evanlopez 📲 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez 📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips: https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez 🎧 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1law6HzyxvgV1NMXmt70n2 🍎 Apple Po...

Who is the best superhero to actually life swap with? CAREFUL 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to thepodcast, and find everything here: https://beacons.ai/evanlopez 📲 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez 📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips: https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez 🎧 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1law6HzyxvgV1NMXmt70n2 🍎 Apple...

We talk about the enhanced games for 7 minutes! 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to the podcast, and find everything here: https://beacons.ai/evanlopez 📲 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez 📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips: https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez 🎧 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1law6HzyxvgV1NMXmt70n2 🍎 Apple Podcasts: ht...

New episode of seven minutes in Evan with comedian and Hantavirus survivor Daylin Mendoca 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to the podcast, and find everything here: https://beacons.ai/evanlopez 📲 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez 📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips: https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez 🎧 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1l...

In this solo episode of Seven Minutes in Evan , The Goonies somehow turns into a discussion about rescue dogs, why a man’s garage becomes sacred territory, and how NFTs might’ve been the dumbest collective hallucination on the internet. 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to the podcast, and find everything here: https://beacons.ai/evanlopez 📲 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.co...

I sat down with comedian Dean Stanfield and we went deep into Texas culture, what it actually means to be a “real Texan,” relationships that make no sense, and why dating as a comedian is basically a full-time psychological experiment. Dean gets real about trying to become a better partner, why musicians are his weakness, and the chaos of balancing comedy, love, and life. We also get into wild sto...

Getting roasted for not knowing the Beatles turns into a full spiral about Disney adults, influencer fights, OnlyFans economics, and… furries saving the world. This episode goes everywhere—in the best way. We start with getting called out by listeners (fair), drift into Disneyland chaos and grown men obsessed with Lilo & Stitch, then somehow land in the weird world of influencer boxing and whe...

Tweet Tweet! We are back with a full episode this week. Enjoy the slop

I went to my first HOA meeting… and I think I time-traveled to 1400. This week on Seven Minutes in Evan , I officially entered my mid-30s villain arc: caring about my community, arguing about fences, and almost getting nominated as HOA president against my will. We audit missing HOA money, cosplay medieval peasants, and somehow end up on Shark Week with Michael Phelps racing a CGI shark for custod...

This week on Seven Minutes in Evan , I spiral through the world of biohacking, longevity influencers, heavy metals, salmon conspiracies, plastic islands, and why every health podcast sounds like it was recorded in the back of a supplement warehouse.

The Winter Olympics are on… HOUSEKEEPING What is the most insane Winter Olympic event of all: the luge. Two grown men. One tiny sled. No cup. No fear. Just vibes and questionable aerodynamics.

I woke up 87% Puerto Rican after that Super Bowl halftime show. Sofrito in the bloodstream. In this episode I break down why Bad Bunny’s performance hit different, why you don’t need English to understand symbolism, and why maybe fighting hate with more hate isn’t the move. We talk Duolingo warriors, Kendrick’s trash bag pants, Kid Rock in Texas, and why America being a melting pot is actually the...

Part two of the AI spiral — and this is where it gets weirder. In this episode, I keep pulling on the thread from part one: if AI keeps evolving, does it eventually crave human emotion? Does it want to be human? Or do we end up in a symbiotic relationship where AI optimizes our bodies, our health, and our limits… while something else about us quietly atrophies? I go from alternate timelines of tec...

This episode jumps from big, existential AI questions to the dumbest human uses of technology, Skynet paranoia, Jungle Book references, and somehow lands in a tiny hardware store where there’s a cat on the counter — and suddenly I’m emotionally invested in buying one screw just to support that cat’s lifestyle. It’s part tech anxiety, part observational rant, part “what if AI gets bored and becomes...

I said it was Seven Minutes in Evan… so I finally did a real seven-minute episode. This one’s about surviving the Texas freeze, realizing my life is basically a soft cosplay of Life Below Zero, and how natural disasters hit different when you’re no longer a single idiot with a laptop and zero responsibilities. From hurricanes in Puerto Rico, to wildfires in California, to Texas having one salt tru...

I gaslit you. I left. I built a studio in my garage. And now I’m back. This episode starts as a “hey I’m alive” update and slowly spirals into algae eaters, bombing onstage, heckler PTSD, the weird privilege of protesting, and overhearing the most unhinged family argument you’ve ever heard at a San Marcos restaurant.

Today’s Tuesday edition of Seven Minutes in Evan spirals beautifully out of control — from wholesome dad joy to Austin street chaos to horses being unwilling first responders. Evan talks about watching his daughter see a Christmas tree for the first time, creepy old men at breakfast complimenting families, his wife’s surprise jab power, and why Austin sometimes feels like “Jurassic Park but with f...

“Jesus is coming” signs, brain rot, and the Giggle of God — yeah, we’re starting there. In this one, I’m ranting about religious childhood trauma in the funniest way I know how — youth pastors whispering “Lord, come inside all of us,” yard signs that say “Jesus is coming,” and how wearing a cross is basically spiritual incognito mode plus a VPN for your sins. Observational humor meets absolute bla...

Ever wonder what happens when your camera battery decides the length of your podcast? Welcome to fate-driven broadcasting. In this episode, Evan dives into the weird mental gymnastics of performing for tight crowds (“I’m gonna loosen you up inside”), the unhinged brilliance of Liam Neeson’s movie contract (“Taken with Wolves”), and the underground economy of Austin’s copper-hunting homeless vampir...

Welcome back to Seven Minutes in Evan — the comedy podcast that’s definitely not seven minutes long. In this episode, I go from puns and Harry Potter fall vibes to the weird realities of the internet, free speech, and why short-form content is basically the junk food of our brains. We talk Life Below Zero and the peace that comes from doing something with a clear start and finish… like building a...