Seven Minutes In Evan

This week I get into millennials getting older, AI stealing comedians’ jokes, why live comedy might actually become more important, my weird obsession with birds, why pigeons deserve veteran benefits, and why I don’t trust Goldendoodles. Welcome to Seven Minutes in Evan. #ElderMillennial #ComedyPodcast #AustinComedy 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to thepodcast, and find everything here:...

There comes an age where doing the worm stops being impressive and starts becoming a medical decision. This week on Seven Minutes In Evan, we get into growing up as “the worm guy,” why the 2010s were basically society’s teenage years, and how 2000s love songs from Akon, Nelly and company convinced an entire generation of boys they were heartbroken before they’d even had a girlfriend. From there, t...

🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to thepodcast, and find everything here: https://beacons.ai/evanlopez 📲 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez 📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips: https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez 🎧 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1law6HzyxvgV1NMXmt70n2 🍎 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/seven-minutes...

Evan and Daylen accidentally turn a normal podcast into a deep investigation of pigeons, parenting, Pedro Pascal, Taylor Swift, Rocky, door-to-door solicitors, and the horrifying realization that you eventually become the dad yelling at people to slow down in the neighborhood. We get into why pigeons are legitimately incredible, the weird world of celebrity obsession, bombing horribly when you fir...

This episode was a comatose fueled episode by a sandwich that spiraled me into a dark pit of yawning and disassociating 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to thepodcast, and find everything here: https://beacons.ai/evanlopez 📲 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez 📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips: https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez 🎧 Listen on Spotify: htt...

The bird videos have officially taken on a life of their own, so this week I’m answering some of the questions people have been asking: Where did the birds come from? Do I actually know anything about birds? Am I worried I’m going to get pigeonholed as the bird guy? And what happens when I eventually run out of birds? But before we get there, naturally I somehow end up talking about AI girlfriends...

Marvel just dropped the first trailer for Avengers: Doomsday... and I have some thoughts. This is my first reaction to the trailer, the biggest surprises, Doctor Doom, the MCU's future, hidden details, and whether Marvel is finally back. 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to the podcast, and find everything here:https://beacons.ai/evanlopez📲 Follow me on Instagram:https://www.instagram....

Christopher Nolan has The Odyssey, Matt Damon, Tom Holland, Anne Hathaway, Robert Pattinson, Jon Bernthal and basically half of Hollywood. If this movie can’t work, what can? Also: where the hell is the owl?#TheOdyssey #ChristopherNolan #hollywood 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to the podcast, and find everything here:https://beacons.ai/evanlopez📲 Follow me on Instagram:https://www.inst...

There are only two ways I see Conor McGregor vs. Max Holloway ending. Come back after the fight and we’ll see how badly this aged.#UFC329 #ConorMcGregor #MaxHolloway🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to the podcast, and find everything here:https://beacons.ai/evanlopez📲 Follow me on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips:https://www.youtube...

Thinking about love and becoming a political podcast grifter with Day Day. It's gonna be bad my.. 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to thepodcast, and find everything here: https://beacons.ai/evanlopez 📲 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez 📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips: https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez 🎧 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify....

🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to thepodcast, and find everything here: https://beacons.ai/evanlopez 📲 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez 📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips: https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez 🎧 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1law6HzyxvgV1NMXmt70n2 🍎 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/seven-minutes...

Dana White says the UFC is coming to the White House, and that immediately got us thinking: what would the most insane fight card in UFC history actually look like? From dream matchups and legends returning to fights that would break the internet, we're building the ultimate UFC Freedom Fight Night card. 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to thepodcast, and find everything here: ⁠https:/...

narrowing down your loadout for the apocalypse is not easy 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to thepodcast, and find everything here: https://beacons.ai/evanlopez 📲 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez 📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips: https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez 🎧 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1law6HzyxvgV1NMXmt70n2 🍎 Apple Po...

Who is the best superhero to actually life swap with? CAREFUL 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to thepodcast, and find everything here: https://beacons.ai/evanlopez 📲 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez 📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips: https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez 🎧 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1law6HzyxvgV1NMXmt70n2 🍎 Apple...

We talk about the enhanced games for 7 minutes! 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to the podcast, and find everything here: https://beacons.ai/evanlopez 📲 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez 📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips: https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez 🎧 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1law6HzyxvgV1NMXmt70n2 🍎 Apple Podcasts: ht...

New episode of seven minutes in Evan with comedian and Hantavirus survivor Daylin Mendoca 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to the podcast, and find everything here: https://beacons.ai/evanlopez 📲 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez 📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips: https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez 🎧 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1l...

In this solo episode of Seven Minutes in Evan , The Goonies somehow turns into a discussion about rescue dogs, why a man’s garage becomes sacred territory, and how NFTs might’ve been the dumbest collective hallucination on the internet. 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to the podcast, and find everything here: https://beacons.ai/evanlopez 📲 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.co...

I sat down with comedian Dean Stanfield and we went deep into Texas culture, what it actually means to be a “real Texan,” relationships that make no sense, and why dating as a comedian is basically a full-time psychological experiment. Dean gets real about trying to become a better partner, why musicians are his weakness, and the chaos of balancing comedy, love, and life. We also get into wild sto...

Getting roasted for not knowing the Beatles turns into a full spiral about Disney adults, influencer fights, OnlyFans economics, and… furries saving the world. This episode goes everywhere—in the best way. We start with getting called out by listeners (fair), drift into Disneyland chaos and grown men obsessed with Lilo & Stitch, then somehow land in the weird world of influencer boxing and whe...

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I went to my first HOA meeting… and I think I time-traveled to 1400. This week on Seven Minutes in Evan , I officially entered my mid-30s villain arc: caring about my community, arguing about fences, and almost getting nominated as HOA president against my will. We audit missing HOA money, cosplay medieval peasants, and somehow end up on Shark Week with Michael Phelps racing a CGI shark for custod...

This week on Seven Minutes in Evan , I spiral through the world of biohacking, longevity influencers, heavy metals, salmon conspiracies, plastic islands, and why every health podcast sounds like it was recorded in the back of a supplement warehouse.

The Winter Olympics are on… HOUSEKEEPING What is the most insane Winter Olympic event of all: the luge. Two grown men. One tiny sled. No cup. No fear. Just vibes and questionable aerodynamics.

I woke up 87% Puerto Rican after that Super Bowl halftime show. Sofrito in the bloodstream. In this episode I break down why Bad Bunny’s performance hit different, why you don’t need English to understand symbolism, and why maybe fighting hate with more hate isn’t the move. We talk Duolingo warriors, Kendrick’s trash bag pants, Kid Rock in Texas, and why America being a melting pot is actually the...

Part two of the AI spiral — and this is where it gets weirder. In this episode, I keep pulling on the thread from part one: if AI keeps evolving, does it eventually crave human emotion? Does it want to be human? Or do we end up in a symbiotic relationship where AI optimizes our bodies, our health, and our limits… while something else about us quietly atrophies? I go from alternate timelines of tec...