Seven Minutes In Evan

In this episode, we delve deep into the past and explore the unexpected kinks that attract people. The key question is, how dangerous is it to play "Hungry Hungry Hippos," and could engaging in such activities result in being expelled from public zoos due to indecent exposure? Additionally, we address the issue of bedwetting and the fact that everyone has experienced it at some point. It's essenti...

In this episode we dive into the world of labor day and the importance of laboring for the life you want to build rather than corporate America! We go deep into the philosophical world in this one as to what it means to build a life you really enjoy? Why are presidential candidates so old? I laugh at pest control people who try to sell me pest control. What is the dark truth behind labor day and w...

Nat Rogachevsky is a hilarious Austin-based comedian who is a reformed drug dealer from Boston with an affinity for sushi and trans girls. When he is not in Austin telling jokes he can be found in New York being inspired by the city's charm and grit writing jokes on the subway while eating sushi and never being impressed with the city of Austin. Enjoy!

Welcome to an enlightening episode where we embark on a riveting exploration of the cosmos, delving into the intricate world of human exodus from Earth and the intriguing prospects of intergalactic relations. Join us as we dare to ponder the fascinating question: what if humans journeyed beyond our planet's boundaries and found themselves in the company of extraterrestrial beings, sparking curiosi...

In this episode at the end I announce my bid in the presidential race for 2024. I need your support to get this country back to where it was!... I mean better than ever. But we start this episode out discussing the reality of 911 calls and the ridiculous feeling of feeling safe with that option. We dive into the fact that I am immortal now with health insurance for the first time in my life. Wanti...

This is SPARTA!! Ladies and gentlemen welcome to episode 300! We have done it! In this episode we reflect on past episode with a compilation of some of our fun times from the first 299 episodes! We also talk about how expensive popcorn at the movie theatre is and trying to get Salma Hayek to work at the concession stand. What psychopath sits in the front row of the movie theatre? Should we tip cas...

In this episode we are joined by Austin based comedian Jack Timmons who is the co creator of good evenings news a live youtube comedy show that can be seen on 6th street in Austin Texas at the world famous Sunset Strip Comedy Club every Tuesday! Jack Timmons & Evan Lopez talk about an array of topics from moving to Texas to pursue comedy, having your first real break up and what kind of exotic pet...

Join us in this episode of seven minutes in Evan with host Evan Lopez as we sit down and chat with the hilarious comedian, Genivieve Janelle Clinton, hailing from Detroit, Michigan. Genivieve's talent has taken her across Texas and the nation, including opening for Joe Rogan. When she's not making the audiences laugh at the Comedy Mothership she spends her time as a doorwoman at the Comedy Mothers...

In this episode we are joined by hilarious comedian Andre Ricks. A staple in the Texas comedy community starting two comedy clubs with fellow Comedian Raza Jafri East Austin Comedy club & South Austin Comedy Club. Andre Ricks is also a doorguy at the comedy mothership Joe Rogan's comedy club in downtown Austin that is quickly becoming the helm of comedy. Andre breaks down his final meal walking us...

In this solo episode of Seven Minutes In Evan we tackle pop culture with creed, the current weird music I am in to right now, social media, and more, delivering a fresh and humorous take on each subject. In this episode, he fearlessly examines the offensiveness of Creed's lyrics to blind people, reminisces about the viral video sensation "Backup Terry," and explores the curious phenomenon of getti...

In this episode, we are joined by the hilarious Texas native Dean Stanfield. The king of Texas, The mayor of Mullets… Croc Daddy himself is blessing the podcast with his presence. We talk about everything from Dean's 100 jobs he works on a regular basis.   The road of doing stand-up comedy and vices we have to discipline ourselves with. This episode was a journey going from humorous to dark back t...

In this episode we talk with Austin-based comedian Nicholas Ceppaglia. A Comedian who was born in Fresno California who decided to bet on himself and move to Austin to pursue standup comedy where he is now a door guy at the most prestigious comedy club in the world. The Mothership comedy club. You can see more of Nicholas in his podcast with comedian Mason Smith and his youtube show: Drinking Coff...

Welcome to "Seven Minutes in Evan," the hilarious podcast where comedian Evan Lopez takes you on a wild and witty ride with his special guest, the comedic genius Chad Dixon. Strap in for a rollercoaster of laughter as Evan and Chad dive deep into bizarre and unexpected topics.   In this episode, Chad reveals his uncanny dislike for sea turtles and launches into a hilarious rant questioning their p...

Join Evan Lopez in this captivating episode as he welcomes Avery Carpenter, a talented comedian hailing from Atlanta, Georgia, now based in Austin, Texas. In a delightful exchange, Avery shares captivating anecdotes that range from evicting his pet hermit crabs from their shells to embarking on a daring hunting expedition for southern delicacies - Squirrel nuts.   These two engaging hosts delve in...

Seven Minutes in Evan is a podcast hosted by Evan Lopez, a lively and humorous individual with a knack for storytelling and observations. In this episode, Evan delves into a range of topics, starting with his recent fascination with oldies music and the peculiar social perceptions surrounding listening to Elton John's "Tiny Dancer" in public by yourself. He questions the motives behind people who...

In this podcast episode, Evan and Austin based comedian Markus Olind explore the guest's family history, delving into the origins of their last name and their grandparents' decision to change it. The guest shares their German and Polish ancestry and discusses their grandparents' relocation to Austin, Texas, where they eventually retired.   The conversation then transitions to Markus' experiences l...

In this episode, we break down my desire to be creed in the 90s. I am currently experimenting with my wardrobe and have stumbled into the land of button-down shirts. When people ask how you are doing what are you supposed to say? Growing up doing construction makes you appreciate not doing construction. Do they call tanktops wifebeaters because guys would beat their wives when they were winding do...

Zac Silverman is a Massachusetts-born comedian in Austin who does not love winter sports and loves a good chicken tendie when he is home. He is an ok ice skater and an all-around alright guy. He breaks down what it was like partying in the woods of New Hampshire and the problems of heroin and opiates that tore through New Hampshire. Zac breaks down the reality that drugs are as scary as our parent...

Imagine you are in the bible times and Jesus keeps turning all the water into wine when all you need is a glass of water. Does he sound like the epidemy of the bosses' kid amiright? How terrible was Christopher Columbus? What are we really doing about the Rainey Street Ripper?

In this special Canoe episode, we are joined by podcaster Niko Jordan on Ladybird Lake to enjoy the calmness of the water during a time in Austin when Serial Killers run loose. We drink Topo Chico and talk about how being on the water is the cure for depression. I convince Niko throughout the episode that we are all stardust ever since I started micro-dosing mushrooms. Niko talks about his social...

You are in for a treat as I break down my near-death experience with almost pooing myself in front of my wife after 2 years Texas anniversary. It was not okay. Also lets talk about my aspirations to be a professional fisherman. What kind of influence David Goggin's has had on my life and Cameron Hane's Endure book. The difference between audio and regular books. Enjoy

Comedian CJ Landry tells us about growing up in Houma Louisiana and growing up in a small town where you see your childhood bully and ex girlfriends mom on the same block. What it was like moving to a city for the first time and doing comedy in a laundromat. How he made $800 dollars for his side hustle of "donating sperm" at the sperm bank. We dive into what CJ thinks of the Alamo & San Antonio as...

Welcome to the latest episode of our podcast, where we delve into the fascinating and sometimes terrifying world of artificial intelligence. Today's topic is AI developing emotions and potentially taking over the world. As AI continues to advance and become more sophisticated, experts have started to question whether these machines could develop emotions, which in turn could lead to them turning a...

In this episode we break down the epic catalog of Rihanna and all her bangers including the hit song unfaithful which may have been a catalyst for so many women cheating. It just makes sense. What it was like burying seals on the beach as a beach lifeguard while kids try to touch them. How Important it was for me to develop myself and not compete with anyone on their level. Let's talk about the la...

In this episode, we are joined by hilarious comedian Jack Neil who hails from Beaumont Texas. A true native Texan we are blessed to have him give some insight on what it is like growing up in Beaumont and being a rollerblade extraordinaire. In this episode, we break down what it was like doing comedy before Austin became a comedy boom town. What exotic animal would you have if you were able to cho...